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Dogs carrying sticks thread (also [chat])

PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas JeffersonRegistered User regular
edited March 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Because we all need to demonstrate that dogs rule and cats, while not perhaps salivating, are not as good.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    kay a red nude peeped under a yak

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    VishNub wrote: »
    Well. Just started proctoring a six hour exam. I will be here for a while.

    Did that twice. Played Warcraft 3 Elemental Tower defense and WoW for the whole time.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    Will Self is an awesome dude who writes brilliant stories and crazy ass novels. You should all read his stuff. It is freaky and scary and smarter than a bag of cats with degrees in smartology.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    boooo

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    god just need to stay awake a little bit longer

    hour, hour and a half

    and then i'll sleep like the dead

    also
    Loving dogs is easy, you give them attention and they love you back 10 fold.

    no, i refuse to own a pet unless i can give them the attention that they really need. dogs need walks and playing and regular exercise. i have major trouble getting out of bed some days. cats are okay for this. winston licks my tears and hangs out and i clean his litter and refill his food and water and he stays with me. dogs, no, dogs are high maintenance.

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE

    Finally, [chat] got their dating video together.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    dogs are high maintenance.

    Know what else is high maintenance?

    Life.
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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    VishNub wrote: »
    Well. Just started proctoring a six hour exam. I will be here for a while.

    Did that twice. Played Warcraft 3 Elemental Tower defense and WoW for the whole time.

    I brought a coke and some goldfish. Hopefully I will not get too hungry.

    I may start in on C&C at some point.


    For the last exam I played angry birds for like 4 hours.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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  • BullheadBullhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So, what the thread title is telling me is that my chihuahua is WORTHLESS.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    While I love dogs carrying sticks, I feel the cats need some support

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    holy shit is that a maine coon?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That's no coon, it's a space station.

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  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    god just need to stay awake a little bit longer

    hour, hour and a half

    and then i'll sleep like the dead

    also
    Loving dogs is easy, you give them attention and they love you back 10 fold.

    no, i refuse to own a pet unless i can give them the attention that they really need. dogs need walks and playing and regular exercise. i have major trouble getting out of bed some days. cats are okay for this. winston licks my tears and hangs out and i clean his litter and refill his food and water and he stays with me. dogs, no, dogs are high maintenance.

    Heh, I got a dog in hopes of helping along my depression treatment. Truth is, a dog forced me out of the house multiple times daily, got me exercise, made me have to care for something, and was always around to cheer me up when I felt like shit. He's also a fuckton of work which leaves me even less time to dwell on why I'm so sad all the time.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    boooo kalkino

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Bogart wrote: »
    Will Self is an awesome dude who writes brilliant stories and crazy ass novels. You should all read his stuff. It is freaky and scary and smarter than a bag of cats with degrees in smartology.

    I am fond of Design Faults in the Volvo 760 Turbo. I should re-read that.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The "dog smell" is something that happens with certain breeds of dog but not others. Also, varies with the dog's typical play activities and bathing schedule. I had a bichon who loved to go swimming in our pool regularly and did not partake in the "hey, I would like to smell like that thing on the ground" activity. We'd also cut his hair and give him baths.

    You could bury your face in his back and inhale no problem. You'd smell something but it wasn't that oily unpleasant smell a lot of people associate with dogs. His paws always smelled like pine sap.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, but they're not the only stick carriers.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Maine coons are my favorite cats. They're huge and beautiful and incredibly intelligent.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No what helps with the sads? Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Maine coons are my favorite cats. They're huge and beautiful and incredibly intelligent.

    Oh, so they're Variable.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No what helps with the sads? Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

    this is a terrible idea. let's pound some jagerbombs and smoke some pot.

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I miss my dog so much :(

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No what helps with the sads? Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

    Until you crash the next day, and then the 2 days after you're done crashing. Maybe, I'm the only one that crashes so hard from that kind of spree.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    When I met Variable I wanted to tackle him. Like, just put him in a chewbacca outfit and go barhopping with him.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Got Heavy Rain and Prince Of Persia Forgotten Sands. If I order something else from Amazon tomorrow, the UPS guy will be here 4 out of 5 days this week.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    boooo kalkino

    I raise you

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No what helps with the sads? Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

    Until you crash the next day, and then the 2 days after you're done crashing. Maybe, I'm the only one that crashes so hard from that kind of spree.

    Know how you don't crash? Don't stop, playah.

    Wash on
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    He was a 20 pound bichon without the poofy haircut. We were constantly asked what he was:

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  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No what helps with the sads? Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

    Until you crash the next day, and then the 2 days after you're done crashing. Maybe, I'm the only one that crashes so hard from that kind of spree.

    Know how you don't crash? Don't stop, playah.

    Better known as the Charlie Sheen Program.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That's not a dog, DK, that's a weird looking cat.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    No what helps with the sads? Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

    Until you crash the next day, and then the 2 days after you're done crashing. Maybe, I'm the only one that crashes so hard from that kind of spree.

    Know how you don't crash? Don't stop, playah.

    Better known as the Charlie Sheen Program.

    Play to win, playah. TIGER BLOOD.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Maine coons are my favorite cats. They're huge and beautiful and incredibly intelligent.

    Yes, let us all go buy one. Right now

    Seriously though, once I settle down, that is the cat I am buying. We shall have adventures

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    While I love dogs carrying sticks, I feel the cats need some support

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    Yes

    I love Maine Coons.

    Although, damn, that's big even for a Maine Coon :shock:

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    charlie sheen just gives me the sads, man

    the sads

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No what helps with the sads? Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

    Until you crash the next day, and then the 2 days after you're done crashing. Maybe, I'm the only one that crashes so hard from that kind of spree.

    Know how you don't crash? Don't stop, playah.

    Over the course of my life, I've had some acquaintances that were truly marvels of drug and alcohol consumption. I've never quite been able to handle closely to what they can. I have no delicate wave of non-sobriety I can ride for days. I have 2 states: Completely sober and Off my fucking face.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think part of it Cass is you are to focused on certain breeds of dog. Now it actually probably be healthy for them to push you out and exercise anyways but beyond that there are tons of breeds of dogs which are perfectly happy to laze at your feet and love you without ever chasing a ball. Miniature poodles, dachshunds, most toy breeds, and actually many hound breeds. But also when you walk them they will appreciate it. When you just laze on the couch and scratch their ears they will appreciate it. When you pick them up and hug them, most of the time they will appreciate it.

    Dogs are a varied group of breeds so there really is a type to match almost any personality. Not everyone has to live in a house full of terriers like me where we walk them daily and play with them and so on.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That's not a dog, DK, that's a weird looking cat.

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