I want to read the Lesbian Gym book. I don't know why, but I always glamorize 1950s lesbians for some reason. Like they're extra sexy because they're extra underground.
I was reading somewhere that one of the few jobs open to butch 1950's lesbians was cab driving, because it was a place where they could get away with not wearing a skirt.
Ever since then I've wanted to write a detective novel about a 1950's lesbian cab driver who also solves crimes.
I want to read this.
Nah, I gotta have top-secret lesbian.
Like, "By day she's a housewife, taking care of the kids and fixing the meals. But at night, she's seduced by the underbelly of the lesbian night life"
That can be lesbian cab driver's secret girlfriend
she is conflicted and played by January Jones
actually I have to write a screenplay for a course I'm doing, maybe it will be this
I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.
I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!
This happened to me multiple times over the past few years
I was a "heavy" guy in high school, lost weight, bought nice clothes, gained weight, went on exchange and came back about ten kilos lighter, bought new clothes, started going to gym and therefore put on weight again
now all my nice clothes from when I was a lot thinner don't fit, and it's like, goddamn
I want to read the Lesbian Gym book. I don't know why, but I always glamorize 1950s lesbians for some reason. Like they're extra sexy because they're extra underground.
I was reading somewhere that one of the few jobs open to butch 1950's lesbians was cab driving, because it was a place where they could get away with not wearing a skirt.
Ever since then I've wanted to write a detective novel about a 1950's lesbian cab driver who also solves crimes.
I want to read this.
Nah, I gotta have top-secret lesbian.
Like, "By day she's a housewife, taking care of the kids and fixing the meals. But at night, she's seduced by the underbelly of the lesbian night life"
That can be lesbian cab driver's secret girlfriend
she is conflicted and played by January Jones
actually I have to write a screenplay for a course I'm doing, maybe it will be this
Okay, I'm in then. Make the seduction scene really good though. Like she's all "I'm straight" but then she's like "Well, maybe a little kiss"
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That can be lesbian cab driver's secret girlfriend
she is conflicted and played by January Jones
actually I have to write a screenplay for a course I'm doing, maybe it will be this
I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.
I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!
Now you get to go shopping again to buy more nice clothes!
I am quite jealous.
I don't want to spend my mom's money on pants all gosh dang day.
get enough belts to stun a final fantasy character and then use them to tighten your clothes
Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker
Do not click if you do not have:
1. Cast iron stomach
2. High gross-out threshold
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my pants have no belt loops
Because its awesome. It's shit you can just sit back and enjoy.
It really makes me read more about the real events the show is based on. I'm waaay more scandalized by those than that show.
Pretty fucking good.
This happened to me multiple times over the past few years
I was a "heavy" guy in high school, lost weight, bought nice clothes, gained weight, went on exchange and came back about ten kilos lighter, bought new clothes, started going to gym and therefore put on weight again
now all my nice clothes from when I was a lot thinner don't fit, and it's like, goddamn
that is a lot of money that I ain't getting back
I'm happy to hear that, bob
Fuck it, Cass
wait until they're really falling off, then toss the motherfuckers
that way you're not allowed to regain weight because you will have nothing to clothe you
I was sad when I donated all the dresses I had been collecting for years, too, but it's time to move on and get a new wardrobe
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Still not the worst roommate story I've read.
I... I kind of want to buy a pretty skirt or sundress
Yeah, I've read the shit-sax story too
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So...Jack was fucking the noodle-being?
That was weird but it did not gross me out. Not in a visceral way. Is there something wrong with me?
Hell yes, you do
And you make it a bright goddamn color so people look and go DAYUM SON IT SURE IS SPRING
DAT ASS
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Okay, I'm in then. Make the seduction scene really good though. Like she's all "I'm straight" but then she's like "Well, maybe a little kiss"
hahaha
nah that's not really that gross.
that's the implication
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I've been drinking heavily all day and I'm eating kfc right now
hmm
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Yes, it means that you want to have sex with noodle-beings.
Pastaphile!
He's just celebrating his Pastafarian upbringing!
Just to fuck with your head a little
Better than turning into a swarm of insects.
it wasn't high cinema but the acting was mostly alright, the combat was good except for the dumb gore, etc
it was a pretty fun show imo
mim will you be my 1950's lesbian detective romance arbiter
also that chinese food sex doll story would be way worse if I believed it
What don't you like about it?