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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I want to read the Lesbian Gym book. I don't know why, but I always glamorize 1950s lesbians for some reason. Like they're extra sexy because they're extra underground.

    I was reading somewhere that one of the few jobs open to butch 1950's lesbians was cab driving, because it was a place where they could get away with not wearing a skirt.

    Ever since then I've wanted to write a detective novel about a 1950's lesbian cab driver who also solves crimes.

    I want to read this.

    Nah, I gotta have top-secret lesbian.

    Like, "By day she's a housewife, taking care of the kids and fixing the meals. But at night, she's seduced by the underbelly of the lesbian night life"

    That can be lesbian cab driver's secret girlfriend

    she is conflicted and played by January Jones

    actually I have to write a screenplay for a course I'm doing, maybe it will be this

    Crimson King on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2011
    My thread is carnivorous.

    Elki on
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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    getting discharged monday. going back tuesday to see someone awesome.

    evilbob on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Why am I watching Spartacus again....its so stupid and bad.

    Mazzyx on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    Now you get to go shopping again to buy more nice clothes!

    I am quite jealous.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    getting discharged monday. going back tuesday to see someone awesome.
    That sounds good! How are you feeling?

    Bama on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wazilla wrote: »
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    Now you get to go shopping again to buy more nice clothes!

    I am quite jealous.

    I don't want to spend my mom's money on pants all gosh dang day.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    get enough belts to stun a final fantasy character and then use them to tighten your clothes

    Nerdgasmic on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    Hakkekage on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    get enough belts to stun a final fantasy character and then use them to tighten your clothes

    my pants have no belt loops

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Why am I watching Spartacus again....its so stupid and bad.

    Because its awesome. It's shit you can just sit back and enjoy.

    It really makes me read more about the real events the show is based on. I'm waaay more scandalized by those than that show.

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Bama wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    getting discharged monday. going back tuesday to see someone awesome.
    That sounds good! How are you feeling?

    Pretty fucking good.

    evilbob on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    This happened to me multiple times over the past few years

    I was a "heavy" guy in high school, lost weight, bought nice clothes, gained weight, went on exchange and came back about ten kilos lighter, bought new clothes, started going to gym and therefore put on weight again

    now all my nice clothes from when I was a lot thinner don't fit, and it's like, goddamn

    that is a lot of money that I ain't getting back

    simonwolf on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    getting discharged monday. going back tuesday to see someone awesome.
    That sounds good! How are you feeling?

    Pretty fucking good.

    I'm happy to hear that, bob <3

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    get enough belts to stun a final fantasy character and then use them to tighten your clothes

    my pants have no belt loops

    Fuck it, Cass

    wait until they're really falling off, then toss the motherfuckers

    that way you're not allowed to regain weight because you will have nothing to clothe you

    I was sad when I donated all the dresses I had been collecting for years, too, but it's time to move on and get a new wardrobe

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    getting discharged monday. going back tuesday to see someone awesome.
    That sounds good! How are you feeling?

    Pretty fucking good.
    That is excellent news, bob. ^5

    Bama on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    Still not the worst roommate story I've read.

    Cinders on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    get enough belts to stun a final fantasy character and then use them to tighten your clothes

    my pants have no belt loops

    Fuck it, Cass

    wait until they're really falling off, then toss the motherfuckers

    that way you're not allowed to regain weight because you will have nothing to clothe you

    I was sad when I donated all the dresses I had been collecting for years, too, but it's time to move on and get a new wardrobe

    I... I kind of want to buy a pretty skirt or sundress :3

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2011
    that doesn't beat the one that covered the whole apartment in shit and owned a tarantula

    Nerdgasmic on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    Still not the worst roommate story I've read.

    Yeah, I've read the shit-sax story too

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    So...Jack was fucking the noodle-being?

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    That was weird but it did not gross me out. Not in a visceral way. Is there something wrong with me?

    stevemarks44 on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I'm shrinking.

    I'm hanging out on the bed and I can feel my butt hanging out a little because my jeans are sliding down.

    I'm actually really conflicted about losing weight because I just bought a bunch of nice clothes!!

    get enough belts to stun a final fantasy character and then use them to tighten your clothes

    my pants have no belt loops

    Fuck it, Cass

    wait until they're really falling off, then toss the motherfuckers

    that way you're not allowed to regain weight because you will have nothing to clothe you

    I was sad when I donated all the dresses I had been collecting for years, too, but it's time to move on and get a new wardrobe

    I... I kind of want to buy a pretty skirt or sundress :3

    Hell yes, you do

    And you make it a bright goddamn color so people look and go DAYUM SON IT SURE IS SPRING

    DAT ASS

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I want to read the Lesbian Gym book. I don't know why, but I always glamorize 1950s lesbians for some reason. Like they're extra sexy because they're extra underground.

    I was reading somewhere that one of the few jobs open to butch 1950's lesbians was cab driving, because it was a place where they could get away with not wearing a skirt.

    Ever since then I've wanted to write a detective novel about a 1950's lesbian cab driver who also solves crimes.

    I want to read this.

    Nah, I gotta have top-secret lesbian.

    Like, "By day she's a housewife, taking care of the kids and fixing the meals. But at night, she's seduced by the underbelly of the lesbian night life"

    That can be lesbian cab driver's secret girlfriend

    she is conflicted and played by January Jones

    actually I have to write a screenplay for a course I'm doing, maybe it will be this

    Okay, I'm in then. Make the seduction scene really good though. Like she's all "I'm straight" but then she's like "Well, maybe a little kiss"

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    hahaha

    nah that's not really that gross.

    Zombiemambo on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    So...Jack was fucking the noodle-being?

    that's the implication

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    <3 to persons

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my heart's hurting for some reason

    I've been drinking heavily all day and I'm eating kfc right now

    hmm

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    That was weird but it did not gross me out. Not in a visceral way. Is there something wrong with me?

    Yes, it means that you want to have sex with noodle-beings.

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    That was weird but it did not gross me out. Not in a visceral way. Is there something wrong with me?

    Yes, it means that you want to have sex with noodle-beings.

    Pastaphile!

    Cinders on
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

    Holy mother of fucking H. McChrist on a nasty fucking cracker

    Do not click if you do not have:

    1. Cast iron stomach
    2. High gross-out threshold

    That was weird but it did not gross me out. Not in a visceral way. Is there something wrong with me?

    Yes, it means that you want to have sex with noodle-beings.

    Pastaphile!

    He's just celebrating his Pastafarian upbringing!

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Its not good, its bad. So bad. The blood is Monty Python level. Its that and boobs. That is it.

    Mazzyx on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Do you think Morrigan ever turned into a spider while you were having sex with her

    Just to fuck with your head a little

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Welp, never playing Dragon Age now.

    Cinders on
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Do you think Morrigan ever turned into a spider while you were having sex with her

    Just to fuck with your head a little

    Better than turning into a swarm of insects.

    stevemarks44 on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    spartacus was fine

    it wasn't high cinema but the acting was mostly alright, the combat was good except for the dumb gore, etc

    it was a pretty fun show imo

    Organichu on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Okay, I'm in then. Make the seduction scene really good though. Like she's all "I'm straight" but then she's like "Well, maybe a little kiss"
    :^:

    mim will you be my 1950's lesbian detective romance arbiter

    also that chinese food sex doll story would be way worse if I believed it

    Crimson King on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sorry. Weird, but not gross.

    JamesKeenan on
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Its not good, its bad. So bad. The blood is Monty Python level. Its that and boobs. That is it.

    What don't you like about it?

    Mim on
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