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I was fucking around with a recorder, tripped, fell, and it got lodged in my throat.
I guess I almost died.
That reminds me, I splintered a big pair or novelty glasses at that age (or 4...one of those 2) and the splinter whipped into my eye and fucked it up. Luckily, it healed great and wasn't a problem after the fact. At least, not that I know of.
Watched as a pool of urine blossomed from underneath a kid playing with legos.
You know this reminds me of when one time when I was riding the bus in elementary school all the kids on the bus were acting up so the bus driver told us a gory story to tell us to behave. All I remember about it was that it ended with "And she died in a pool of her own blood." Then the bus driver had a really serious look on her face.
i ran around the kitchen with an eggbeater on full tilt and made tiny eggbeater cuts all over my brother's forehead. dude was bleeding like crazy but its all good the head tends to do that even when its not severe cuts
Watched as a pool of urine blossomed from underneath a kid playing with legos.
You know this reminds me of when one time when I was riding the bus in elementary school all the kids on the bus were acting up so the bus driver told us a gory story to tell us to behave. All I remember about it was that it ended with "And she died in a pool of her own blood." Then the bus driver had a really serious look on her face.
If I still had all the toys I had accumulated over the years sealed in their packages, I could probably pay for a year of college if I found someone eccentric enough.
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Ninja turtles.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Also, lots of young reading.
I guess I almost died.
Still do in fact.
Also:
you never like, asked your mom?
just kidding
i didn't have to pretend
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
That reminds me, I splintered a big pair or novelty glasses at that age (or 4...one of those 2) and the splinter whipped into my eye and fucked it up. Luckily, it healed great and wasn't a problem after the fact. At least, not that I know of.
When my sister was three? Swallowing a construction nail somehow, shitting it out, and getting red skittles stuck in her nose.
dude I am actually legitimately sorry
I hope this isn't offensive, but: what's it like knowing roughly when you'll die?
Or I was running around bashing my head against low counters/my moms elbow.
You know this reminds me of when one time when I was riding the bus in elementary school all the kids on the bus were acting up so the bus driver told us a gory story to tell us to behave. All I remember about it was that it ended with "And she died in a pool of her own blood." Then the bus driver had a really serious look on her face.
I dont how to explain that any more. Dumbshit kid, clumsy running around, flute in throat.
Heh no offense. It's not like it was a huge fucking surprise, like cancer, where people get all depressed and shit. Cancer's for pussies.
It's sobering when I think about it.
But fuck it. Everyone dies. I get to do it sooner than most.
Yay me.
more Batman.
Batman all the time.
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"Might have traumatized em, HOOOOOO"
Lots of goddamn Power Ranges.
If I still had all the toys I had accumulated over the years sealed in their packages, I could probably pay for a year of college if I found someone eccentric enough.
Mr. Dress-up (I miss him the most)
:arrow:
Xbox Live Gamertag: Suplex86
also, marill fucking sucks. but tailow rules.
LET ME SEE.