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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Guys, I am eating a fucking maple bar with bacon on top.

    It is so good you guys

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    and robos is a gay porn fluffer
    You know, even if he was a straight porn fluffer, he'd still be doing the same job.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    and robos is a gay porn fluffer
    You know, even if he was a straight porn fluffer, he'd still be doing the same job.

    I assume there are more dudes to take care of in the gay porn.

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    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i am the only fluffer up in this [chat]

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i am the only fluffer up in this [chat]

    You are not the fluffer, you are the fluffy...
    See what I did there

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jacob! I picked up The Maltese Falcon (novel). Read a bit of it already, but only just a bit so far. It had me at the character descriptions.

    Also! I saw Fast Five and any fan of the franchise should probably dig it. Fast Five was to me what Scream 4 was to Vari.

    Also also! Jacob, lemme have the next [chat]. My [Chat]king Express one's been on the shelf oh so long.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha my libertarian meetup group:
    What: First GOP Presidential debate
    When: Thursday, May 5th, 9 - 10 pm (but come early)
    Where: Smokin' Betty's bar / restaurant, 116 S. 11th St. (at Sansom St.), Center City Philly
    Why: To watch Ron smoke some idiots

    Come on down to SMOKIN' BETTY'S!

    Watch Ron handily dispatch his competing debate opponents. Have fun being with fellow freedom people like you. Smokin' Betty's will have the debate on their downstairs large screen TV for us. There is no cover charge. You will not be required to buy anything, but their food and drinks are great! So come hungry and thirsty. There may also be a half hour of pre-debate commentary by talking heads. Of course, they will have to tell us who "won" afterwards.

    why bother waiting until after the debates to decide who won?!

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bechamel sauce and REAL queso dip are two cheese skills that are impressive to have

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    making some bechamel sauce

    gonna mac and cheese it up

    do eet. don't forget the bay leaf, clove and pinch of nutmeg. they really add a lot of complexity

    what kind of cheese are you using?

    i used the leftover bechamel on some asparagus tonight. so good.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    New jeans, new button up...ready to drink at this going away party like a champ.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    frankie and i watched following tonight. it was a neat little film. they must have filmed the whole thing on like a super-8 tho.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Was that bad-ass SEAL team that killed bin Laden really that bad-ass?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42906279/ns/world_news-death_of_bin_laden/

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Guys, I am eating a fucking maple bar with bacon on top.

    It is so good you guys

    if you finish it you become a canadian citizen

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie and i watched following tonight. it was a neat little film. they must have filmed the whole thing on like a super-8 tho.

    The Nolan one?

    I really dug it. Can totally see the roots for the storytelling style in Memento.

    Also IIRC, it was shot on 16mm.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    and robos is a gay porn fluffer
    You know, even if he was a straight porn fluffer, he'd still be doing the same job.

    I assume there are more dudes to take care of in the gay porn.
    Which makes me wonder, are there even gay porn fluffers?


    "Hey someone suck this guy's dick so we can film someone sucking this guy's dick."

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    holy shit

    croton on hudson's finest showed up, took a look at the debris, said "it's a subaru, I know who did this" and they sped off into the night. They came back in like half an hour and said 'yeah we found the guy, he ran off and got away but we have his information and he did a hit and run so his insurance will pay out for it. plus he fled from the police'

    tax dollars at work people

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Guys, I am eating a fucking maple bar with bacon on top.

    It is so good you guys

    if you finish it you become a canadian citizen

    Oh gross. Fuck that.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    K party time be back later [chat]

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    and robos is a gay porn fluffer
    You know, even if he was a straight porn fluffer, he'd still be doing the same job.

    he likes the ambiance of the gay sets

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    holy shit

    croton on hudson's finest showed up, took a look at the debris, said "it's a subaru, I know who did this" and they sped off into the night. They came back in like half an hour and said 'yeah we found the guy, he ran off and got away but we have his information and he did a hit and run so his insurance will pay out for it. plus he fled from the police'

    tax dollars at work people

    holy shit are there like twenty people in your town?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Was that bad-ass SEAL team that killed bin Laden really that bad-ass?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42906279/ns/world_news-death_of_bin_laden/
    They flew a helicopter no one knew existed into a foreign country undetected and killed the world's most wanted fugitive with no collateral damage and were gone before anyone knew.


    So, yeah.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    holy shit

    croton on hudson's finest showed up, took a look at the debris, said "it's a subaru, I know who did this" and they sped off into the night. They came back in like half an hour and said 'yeah we found the guy, he ran off and got away but we have his information and he did a hit and run so his insurance will pay out for it. plus he fled from the police'

    tax dollars at work people

    holy shit are there like twenty people in your town?

    there are a ton of subaru's, I think they knew a guy in a subaru they dealt with a little too frequently

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croton_on_hudson

    wikipedia says about 7000 people

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    K party time be back later [chat]

    A K party?

    Watch out dude; that shits dangerous.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I listened to that demo of the song I was complaining about on monday for the first time in like 48 hours (always good to listen to something with a fresh pair of ears)

    definitely more confident and optimistic about then I had been previously.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    Mim on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    holy shit

    croton on hudson's finest showed up, took a look at the debris, said "it's a subaru, I know who did this" and they sped off into the night. They came back in like half an hour and said 'yeah we found the guy, he ran off and got away but we have his information and he did a hit and run so his insurance will pay out for it. plus he fled from the police'

    tax dollars at work people

    man it is like an American version of Hot Fuzz

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, the fact that "the CIA has black stealth helicopters" was always fodder for conspiracy nutjobs, and now we know that the CIA has black stealth helicopters... makes me want to get my teeth checked for radios.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie and i watched following tonight. it was a neat little film. they must have filmed the whole thing on like a super-8 tho.

    The Nolan one?

    I really dug it. Can totally see the roots for the storytelling style in Memento.

    Also IIRC, it was shot on 16mm.

    that's the one. i hadn't realized it was such an early work of his. i had assumed the film quality was an artistic choice, but i guess it was actually probably a budgetary choice.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    K party time be back later [chat]

    A K party?

    Watch out dude; that shits dangerous.

    Is K like E just 6 times harder?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    Two households, both alike in dignity,
    In fair Philadelphia, where we lay our scene,
    From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
    Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, the fact that "the CIA has black stealth helicopters" was always fodder for conspiracy nutjobs, and now we know that the CIA has black stealth helicopters... makes me want to get my teeth checked for radios.

    The helicopters are probably a couple of decades newer than the helicopter conspiracy theories

    but maybe that's just the fluoride talking

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

    yeah just like boyishly handsome and youthful looking

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

    There are worse small things.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    what i am saying is that in philly, the cops are montagues and the blacks are capulets

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Also, the fact that "the CIA has black stealth helicopters" was always fodder for conspiracy nutjobs, and now we know that the CIA has black stealth helicopters... makes me want to get my teeth checked for radios.

    The helicopters are probably a couple of decades newer than the helicopter conspiracy theories
    Maybe it's like the black Amex card. Everyone already though they existed so the CIA was like "Well, why not."

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what i am saying is that in philly, the cops are montagues and the blacks are capulets

    Does...does that make my cop woman a butch Juliet?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Also, the fact that "the CIA has black stealth helicopters" was always fodder for conspiracy nutjobs, and now we know that the CIA has black stealth helicopters... makes me want to get my teeth checked for radios.

    The helicopters are probably a couple of decades newer than the helicopter conspiracy theories

    but maybe that's just the fluoride talking

    Honest? The concept just makes sense. Like, if you're going to do a covert operation, those are what you go with.

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