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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

    There are worse small things.

    I don't mind small things. I think if I ran into one, I'd be more open to trying other things.

    Mim on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what i am saying is that in philly, the cops are montagues and the blacks are capulets

    Does...does that make my cop woman a butch Juliet?

    I don't think I've ever seen a chick cop who wasn't hot.

    Wash on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    went to the liquor store

    got made fun of by some chicks in a van cause one of their doors was locked and I thought they were closed

    went to work and found two dudes getting ready to take down the ceiling tiles in my office an dput up plastic everywhere

    gave up

    bought some beer

    came home

    when I walked in the door one of the lighting fixtures fell off and almost hit my cat

    So It Goes on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I banged a guy with a tiny penis. it was good sex though

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

    There are worse small things.

    I don't mind small things. I think if I ran into one, I'd be more open to trying other things.

    Date an Indian man. Men from India on average have a smaller penis than most men.

    Mazzyx on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    don't jews as well?

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Your zen for the day:

    LiveStrong has decided that all purpose flour belongs on my frequently eaten list. I don't remember eating flour.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    do you have any other penis facts for us, mazzyx

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    went to the liquor store

    got made fun of by some chicks in a van cause one of their doors was locked and I thought they were closed

    went to work and found two dudes getting ready to take down the ceiling tiles in my office an dput up plastic everywhere

    gave up

    bought some beer

    came home

    when I walked in the door one of the lighting fixtures fell off and almost hit my cat
    Set a glass of water and three Tylenol by your bed, put on some Johnny Cash, and drink all the beer.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    opened my fridge

    soy sauce had tipped over and spilled all over everything

    I don't even

    So It Goes on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Only time I's seen a micropenis, was an Indian micropenis.

    Pretty happy 'bout being half black.

    Wash on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SiG, know what'll make your day better?

    Wash on
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Random Computer Trivia

    tired of ctrl+x and ctrl+v to cut and paste? try shift+del and shift+ins for the same effect!

    Tamin on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    don't jews as well?

    Nope pretty standard Eastern European in size. Then you also have to remember some of the largest penises in Porn are also Jews. Ron Jeremy is Jewish.

    Mazzyx on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    opened my fridge

    soy sauce had tipped over and spilled all over everything

    I don't even

    jesus christ

    some days it just isn't worth getting out of bed

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SiG I got hit and runned (parked car) what's the general penalty for such a thing

    the cops apparently found the guy and he fled from the police

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what fluffy

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    by that I mean I literally just stumbled across this feature. I had made my steam overlay open with shift+ins, then bound that to one of my G keys. Accidentally pressed said G key when I wasn't in-game, and it pasted my buffer.

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SIG has poltergeists.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think that is a felony or at least a pretty big thing here in Colorado.

    Also SIG, *hugs* some days just suck no matter what you do.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, the fact that "the CIA has black stealth helicopters" was always fodder for conspiracy nutjobs, and now we know that the CIA has black stealth helicopters... makes me want to get my teeth checked for radios.

    They probably have blue stealth helicopters too. Just so, you know, there's also that.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    don't jews as well?

    Nope pretty standard Eastern European in size. Then you also have to remember some of the largest penises in Porn are also Jews. Ron Jeremy is Jewish.

    The rumour about small Jewish penises came about because some folk were frustrated about them hiding all the gold.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    don't jews as well?

    Nope pretty standard Eastern European in size. Then you also have to remember some of the largest penises in Porn are also Jews. Ron Jeremy is Jewish.

    I see a lot more penises in porn than you do, and I can say - nope

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

    There are worse small things.

    I don't mind small things. I think if I ran into one, I'd be more open to trying other things.

    Date an Indian man. Men from India on average have a smaller penis than most men.

    I thought that myth fell on East Asian males (Chinese, Japanese, Koreans) than South East Asian males.

    Also, if I were to date an Indian man, or any man, it'd be for his personality.

    But the Indian food would be a serious bonus <3

    Mim on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SiG I got hit and runned (parked car) what's the general penalty for such a thing

    the cops apparently found the guy and he fled from the police

    ooh that sounds like a felony to me!

    let me just look in the penal code...

    So It Goes on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    don't jews as well?

    Nope pretty standard Eastern European in size. Then you also have to remember some of the largest penises in Porn are also Jews. Ron Jeremy is Jewish.

    The rumour about small Jewish penises came about because some folk were frustrated about them hiding all the gold.

    It's just... where the fuck do they hide it!? I tried checking the foreskin, but...

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    what fluffy

    that beer you bought

    also deadmou5

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKi9Z-f6qX4

    and you name a sexy guy, i will find you like a dozen of his best glamour shots, that's sort of my function here.

    Wash on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Also, the fact that "the CIA has black stealth helicopters" was always fodder for conspiracy nutjobs, and now we know that the CIA has black stealth helicopters... makes me want to get my teeth checked for radios.

    They probably have blue stealth helicopters too. Just so, you know, there's also that.

    sky blue is actually the optimal color for fighter planes and steal vehicles in general

    rarely used because it's "not manly" though

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    don't jews as well?

    Nope pretty standard Eastern European in size. Then you also have to remember some of the largest penises in Porn are also Jews. Ron Jeremy is Jewish.

    The rumour about small Jewish penises came about because some folk were frustrated about them hiding all the gold.

    It's just... where the fuck do they hide it!? I tried checking the foreskin, but...

    Not like they need it either, doctors, lawyers, and hollywood producers make enough as it is.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    don't jews as well?

    Nope pretty standard Eastern European in size. Then you also have to remember some of the largest penises in Porn are also Jews. Ron Jeremy is Jewish.

    I see a lot more penises in porn than you do, and I can say - nope

    I don't know, penises are pretty common in all non-lesbian/women on women porn. But of course the average penis length isn't 6 inches, its about 5 1/2 inches. India is about 4 to 4 1/2 on average. I remember I think for whites its Russians or some where in Eastern Europe that are the largest in size.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    aww fluff

    can you find me some ummmm

    the guy from Tron

    So It Goes on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    They have to make special condoms for India. Everywhere else you can buy condoms and most men will be able to use them just fine.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Also also! Jacob, lemme have the next [chat]. My [Chat]king Express one's been on the shelf oh so long.

    Can do. Just hang around for a few minutes and we can do this thing.

    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    making some bechamel sauce

    gonna mac and cheese it up

    do eet. don't forget the bay leaf, clove and pinch of nutmeg. they really add a lot of complexity

    what kind of cheese are you using?

    i used the leftover bechamel on some asparagus tonight. so good.

    I'm doing this all on a budget, so couldn't make any fresh veggie runs. This is strictly blue collar - generic brand American cheese, generic brand flour, margarine from a tub instead of butter, and some kraft parmesan and crushed generic brand saltines sprinkled on top. I did throw in some oregano and parsley since I have fucktons of those and they help it a bit.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    i thought modern, non anecdotal evidence suggested that differences in penis size is almost nonexistent across race

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You know an awful lot about Indian wangs, Mazzyx

    Not judgin' or anything

    We all need our hobbies

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    if i had to put a dong in my mouth or butt, i would look for the smallest dong i could find

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    SiG I got hit and runned (parked car) what's the general penalty for such a thing

    the cops apparently found the guy and he fled from the police

    ooh that sounds like a felony to me!

    let me just look in the penal code...

    Too bad it happened State-side; I hear the Indian penal code tends to be shorter.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I can't even imagine all the social implications of having a small penis

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    aww fluff

    can you find me some ummmm

    the guy from Tron

    Garrett Hedlund? I like your taste. Gimme a minute.

    Wash on
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    also the police officer was hot as fuck

    I hate when that happens.

    A house down the street from mine was burning, so naturally I and the rest of the neighborhood came to watch it burn. I got distracted by this cute, butch Asian cop.

    Came to watch a house burn, stayed for the cop.

    he had a baby face and this blond buzz cut and was authoritative and manly without being condescending

    But a baby face that fit with his body, right? Cause I hate it when the face is small but the body is big.

    There are worse small things.

    I don't mind small things. I think if I ran into one, I'd be more open to trying other things.

    Date an Indian man. Men from India on average have a smaller penis than most men.

    I thought that myth fell on East Asian males (Chinese, Japanese, Koreans) than South East Asian males.

    Also, if I were to date an Indian man, or any man, it'd be for his personality.

    But the Indian food would be a serious bonus <3

    I go to public baths or the swimming pool or the gym in Japan - it's absolutely true about Japanese men being small on average. Made me feel much better about everyone being able to lift more and swim further than me.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
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