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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
    yepppppp

    le sigh

    Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?

    for real it's a problem

    Irond Will on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mike were you back in NJ?

    Wash on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
    yepppppp

    le sigh

    Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?
    It can be

    Depends on the sizes and the lady in question

    Not every guy is going to bottom out on every lady, and not every lady is going to react to it the same way

    Senjutsu on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    it can definitely be too big

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    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
    yepppppp

    le sigh

    Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?

    for real it's a problem

    Well, shit. What other problems are there?

    Wash on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    fine I guess I'll take my really big dicks and enjoy them by myself

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
    yepppppp

    le sigh

    Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?
    yes

    sometimes you start hitting the cervix and it can hurt the girl a lot later

    it's not too pleasant

    MikeMan on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh and blood.

    I feel like, for one man, I have seen far too much blood come out of vaginas first-hand.

    hahaha what the fuck

    skippydumptruck on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh and blood.

    I feel like, for one man, I have seen far too much blood come out of vaginas first-hand.

    It's like the elevator scene in the Shining.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ugh jesus, fuck this week. I should dos ome chores and get to sleep on time to get plenty of rest for the big meeting tomorrow, but I think I'll drink whiskey and bitch instead.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i know right?

    and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either

    it's like

    sorry baby

    guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
    yepppppp

    le sigh

    Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?

    It happened to me, and I don't exactly have a storied sexual history nor a very long schlong.

    I would watch out for girls with Asian in them.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    fine I guess I'll take my really big dicks and enjoy them by myself

    Nah, Eddy, I get it. I enjoy my really big dick.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Those few days of heavy flow is like going up the River Nile during the plague of blood.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mike were you back in NJ?
    yes, the gf and i flew up for a wedding

    it was just for two days and i didn't get much time to see people so i basically crammed everything into a big dinner on saturday with mostly my home friends, plus a few others

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    length is just annoying

    sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit

    it's not "hot" to be in pain from that

    It sucks when it hurts. But when it's done right, it's awesome.

    The most appropriate avatar/post combination ever?

    Oh Pam.

    :winky:

    Also, positions! One position will make you hit the cervix and another won't.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    fine I guess I'll take my really big dicks and enjoy them by myself

    well you have like miles of large intestine, so maybe it works differently

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