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So Anna Nicole is dead...

SlapnutsSlapnuts Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Proving its possible to die of shame.

In other news, my entire newsroom just gathered around the television to watch this. I repeat, news professionals are gathering around television sets to watch this coverage.

There are some acts so ruthless, some deeds so unpalatable, that only the Vlka Fenryka are capable of undertaking them. It's what we were bred for. It's the way we were designed. Without qualm or sentiment, without hesitation or whimsy. We take pride in being the only Astartes who will never, under any circumstances, refuse to strike on the Allfather's behalf, no matter what the target, no matter what the cause.
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Uh, wow

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    :|

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Holy shit.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i feel bad for her daughter

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It is probably because of those diet drugs she took.

    or cocaine.

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Probably posted by the time I hit post, but...
    On Tuesday, Smith and the diet products company TrimSpa Inc., for which she is a spokeswoman, were sued in a class-action lawsuit alleging their marketing of a weight loss pill is false or misleading.

    Claims like "You will continue to live after using our product"?

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  • natelukenateluke Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Smith Family, 0-2.

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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    wow, that Trim Spa stuff really works

    too soon?

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

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  • XythXyth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    And the world suffers... no real loss

    or

    2/08/07 NEVAR FORGET

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    its sad how much attention this'll get

    in relation to her worth as a human being on this planet

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wiki -

    On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was rushed to hospital. A witness told local media that paramedics were pumping her chest when they took her out of the hotel. She's dead Anthony. Sorry buddy. She's dead, Jim.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So do I get to fuck her corpse or what?
    Edit: ahahahaha

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  • SlapnutsSlapnuts Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Howard K. Stern did it.

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  • FanboiFanboi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    2-8-07

    Never forget. Right now she's up in heaven gogo dancing for Dimebag Darrell.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

    or batman

    isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I feel sorry for her young daughter. or rather, the person who has to explain the family history to her. lawdy.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

    or batman

    isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

    oh my god she's going to battle...


    I have no idea.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Slapnuts wrote:
    Howard K. Stern did it.
    This is the shadiest chain of events ever. Howard K's in the middle of the entire thing.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was rushed to hospital. A witness told local media that paramedics were pumping her chest when they took her out of the hotel. It was later the she was found with cum in her ears. She had been raped by a puerto rican bell man. Awkwardly enough, traces of anal lube were found in her left nostril.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

    or batman

    isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

    I don't think the batman idea would work. The death was not tragic

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I notice they don't give her age in the article, like most obit annoucements.

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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm going to fap to some of her old pictures tonight in tribute.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Deusfaux wrote:
    its sad how much attention this'll get

    in relation to her worth as a human being on this planet

    Sort of like you.

    Also, I wonder if the child's new guardian will sue for the money that her mother should have gotten from the oil tycoon.

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  • natelukenateluke Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I call conspiracy until I see the body.

    Just like Paul McCartney.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    my state finally did something right

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

    or batman

    isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

    oh my god she's going to battle...


    I have no idea.

    she's going to battle a media mogul paris hilton thirty years from now after she discovers paris's stem cell harvesting ring and plan to unleash herpes into new york's drinking water

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    go to the wiki entry before it gets changed!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Nicole_Smith

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.
    Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear god how many Wiki edits are we going to see on this one?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was rushed to a hospital. A witness told local media that paramedics were performing CPR[4] when they took her out of the hotel. She was later pronounced dead by doctors. Officials are investigating that crazy astronaut chick.
    I knew it was a fucking NASA conspiracy

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

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  • SlapnutsSlapnuts Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sark wrote:
    i'm going to fap to some of her old pictures tonight in tribute.

    That sure trumps my watching Naked Gun 33 1/3.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.
    Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

    Yeah I hear her son had the behavior of a kid 12 years younger than he really was on account of how she babied him so much.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    My dog's vet, who was one of the nicest people I have ever met as well as being a community leader, passed away yesterday.

    His passing is a true loss.

    Coincidentally, we're not all that far from Hollywood Florida. I've been to the Seminole Hard Rock - had a portion of my cousin's bachelor party there.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

    I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

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  • DuskTwilightDuskTwilight Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.
    Of course.

    Can't be half-assing when you honor a piece of ass.

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