[Chat]tose Intolerance

Senjutsu

The Far Side wrote:

Variable wrote:

this AD praise is getting old.

i fucking hate that show.

overrated.

what are you gay

So gay he just blue himself.

real_pochacco

Senjutsu wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

Variable wrote:

this AD praise is getting old.

i fucking hate that show.

overrated.

what are you gay

So gay he just blue himself.

awesome

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Kusuguttai

Oh, well I prematurely blew my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands.

Loren Michael

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Nope.

!

I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.

Yay.

MikeMan

considering he has a tobias funke avatar, i'm pretty sure variable was being slightly ironic

Loren Michael

Nope. Here's the whispering again. Fuck.

MikeMan

Loren Michael wrote:

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Nope.

!

I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.

Yay.

You know, loren, you could try... like, telling the guy you don't want him spankin his meat when you're in the room.

Doc

Loren Michael wrote:

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Nope.

!

I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.

Yay.

The Hilbert guy I knew got fired from a temp job at Microsoft for incompetence.

Fired from a temp job.
At Microsoft.
For incompetence.

Variable

MikeMan445 wrote:

considering he has a tobias funke avatar, i'm pretty sure variable was being slightly ironic

maybe the avatar is ironic.

Kusuguttai

Doc wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Nope.

!

I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.

Yay.

The Hilbert guy I knew got fired from a temp job at Microsoft for incompetence.

Fired from a temp job.
At Microsoft.
For incompetence.

don't they just pay you to be incompetent

Feral

Loren Michael wrote:

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Nope.

!

I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.

Yay.

Wait until he's screaming at his parents via iChat, then walk up behind him and be all, "HEY DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WANK LAST NIGHT? YEAH? SOME GOOD PORN? WHAT ARE YOU INTO? TEENS? BIG TITS? ORAL? INTERRACIAL? YEAH, I BET YOU LOVE THAT OREO ACTION"

Loren Michael

MikeMan445 wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Nope.

!

I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.

Yay.

You know, loren, you could try... like, telling the guy you don't want him spankin his meat when you're in the room.

I only have to live with him for another couple of months, and then I'll never see him again. In the meantime, I don't want to damage my reputation with the Chinese students here. They're mildly cliquish in my dorm, and for whatever reason, he's mildly popular.

Kusuguttai

also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:

"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"

Gim

Loren Michael wrote:

Gim wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

If my roommate isn't literally* screaming at his parents over the phone or via video chat, he's whispering to himself when he's trying to sleep.

*as in, actually fucking screaming

Is this the guy who's constantly jerking off when you're around, or is that someone else's roommate on here?

Yeah, it's that guy.

Tie him up Clockwork Orange style and make him watch Men Behind The Sun until he is reformed.

Variable

Kusuguttai wrote:

also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:

"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"

the first line being a logical, if ridiculous, mistake.

then from there it's just classic George Oscar Bluth Bluth

Dynagrip

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Aren't all Chinese guys weird?

Loren Michael

Gim wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

Gim wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

If my roommate isn't literally* screaming at his parents over the phone or via video chat, he's whispering to himself when he's trying to sleep.

*as in, actually fucking screaming

Is this the guy who's constantly jerking off when you're around, or is that someone else's roommate on here?

Yeah, it's that guy.

Tie him up Clockwork Orange style and make him watch Men Behind The Sun until he is reformed.

Oh god I know so many people that need the Clockwork Orange treatment...

Feral

Gim wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

Gim wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

If my roommate isn't literally* screaming at his parents over the phone or via video chat, he's whispering to himself when he's trying to sleep.

*as in, actually fucking screaming

Is this the guy who's constantly jerking off when you're around, or is that someone else's roommate on here?

Yeah, it's that guy.

Tie him up Clockwork Orange style and make him watch Pink Flamingos until he is irreparably traumatized.

Senjutsu

Kusuguttai wrote:

also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:

"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"

I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.

Doc

Dynagrip wrote:

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Aren't all Chinese guys weird?

Well, that one was. And Loren's is. By induction, we can state that they all are.

So yes.

YosemiteSam

How about somebody goes to H/A and tells me how to play bass?

Loren Michael

Dynagrip wrote:

Doc wrote:

Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.

I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.

Aren't all Chinese guys weird?

My last roommate was also Chinese, and he was not a screaming masturbator.

He was from Hong Kong though, which is basically a different country. Doc's observation holds.

Doc

Senjutsu wrote:

Kusuguttai wrote:

also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:

"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"

I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.

Hermano. The best part is when Buster tells him that there is a guy on the set who plays her brother. He thinks the guy's name is "Tio," which is spanish for "uncle."

Kusuguttai

"We'll find this Hermano guy mon frère
That's french for brother. I don't know why I know that, I took four years of Spanish!"

MikeMan

Senjutsu wrote:

Kusuguttai wrote:

also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:

"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"

I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.

Who the hell lives where they live and doesn't know that hermano is spanish for brother?

Variable

Senjutsu wrote:

Kusuguttai wrote:

also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:

"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"

I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.

looks like marta is cheating on me with some guy whose name YOU think is...

(I can't remember the name)

Senjutsu

Kusuguttai wrote:

"We'll find this Hermano guy mon frère
That's french for brother. I don't know why I know that, I took four years of Spanish!"

Variable

Kusuguttai wrote:

"We'll find this Hermano guy mon frère
That's french for brother. I don't know why I know that, I took four years of Spanish!"

going down ol' south america way ey mike?

Kusuguttai

"Gracias para Tijuana Bell"

"Was that dad? You had dad on the line? where was he?"
"No way to tell really. Somewhere down south. Portugal maybe?"

Variable

i haven't watched the Mexico episodes in a LONG time.

and for some reason I can never fully remember the events of the episode where Tobias is a security guard.

"MICE!"

Senjutsu

What the hell crazy Colbert lady how is Obama not black?

Kusuguttai

"Hey dad, they're out of sanitary napkins in the ladies washroom! What's up with that?"

Loren Michael

MikeMan445 wrote:

Senjutsu wrote:

Kusuguttai wrote:

also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:

"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"

I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.

Who the hell lives where they live and doesn't know that hermano is spanish for brother?

The WASPiness of the family in general?

Dynagrip

Damn Star Control 2 bumming me out. I was too slow, now the the entire galaxy gets wiped of sentient life.

Loren Michael

Oh man, Chinese are fully capable of being weird and fucking awesome at the same time.

http://www.cfan.com.cn/school/fodder/smile/2006-07-07/1152258602d9720.shtml

MikeMan

Um.

moniker

Senjutsu wrote:

What the hell crazy Colbert lady how is Obama not black?

Well, technically he is a mulatto, due to the Kansas mom, but yeah her idea of requiring several centuries of lineage in order to be a 'true' african american rather than someone just off the boat from africa is idiotic.

Feral

Dynagrip wrote:

Damn Star Control 2 bumming me out. I was too slow, now the the entire galaxy gets wiped of sentient life.

Man I hate it when that happens.

Gim

Loren Michael wrote:

And the next group for Battle Royale was picked...

(Yes, I know that wasn't China.)