Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.
I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.
Nope.
!
I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.
Yay.
Wait until he's screaming at his parents via iChat, then walk up behind him and be all, "HEY DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WANK LAST NIGHT? YEAH? SOME GOOD PORN? WHAT ARE YOU INTO? TEENS? BIG TITS? ORAL? INTERRACIAL? YEAH, I BET YOU LOVE THAT OREO ACTION"
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Is his name Hilbert? I knew a really weird chinese guy named Hilbert.
I guess it's a one in a billion shot, but what the hell.
Nope.
!
I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.
Yay.
You know, loren, you could try... like, telling the guy you don't want him spankin his meat when you're in the room.
I only have to live with him for another couple of months, and then I'll never see him again. In the meantime, I don't want to damage my reputation with the Chinese students here. They're mildly cliquish in my dorm, and for whatever reason, he's mildly popular.
also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
the first line being a logical, if ridiculous, mistake.
then from there it's just classic George Oscar Bluth Bluth
also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.
also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.
Hermano. The best part is when Buster tells him that there is a guy on the set who plays her brother. He thinks the guy's name is "Tio," which is spanish for "uncle."
also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.
Who the hell lives where they live and doesn't know that hermano is spanish for brother?
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also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.
looks like marta is cheating on me with some guy whose name YOU think is...
also this is one of my most treasured AD conversations:
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
I like the thing where Michael tries to find her lover, whose name (he thinks) is actually just Spanish for brother.
Who the hell lives where they live and doesn't know that hermano is spanish for brother?
The WASPiness of the family in general?
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Damn Star Control 2 bumming me out. I was too slow, now the the entire galaxy gets wiped of sentient life.
What the hell crazy Colbert lady how is Obama not black?
Well, technically he is a mulatto, due to the Kansas mom, but yeah her idea of requiring several centuries of lineage in order to be a 'true' african american rather than someone just off the boat from africa is idiotic.
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Nope.
!
I think he just disposed of whatever he was whacking off into.
Yay.
You know, loren, you could try... like, telling the guy you don't want him spankin his meat when you're in the room.
The Hilbert guy I knew got fired from a temp job at Microsoft for incompetence.
Fired from a temp job.
At Microsoft.
For incompetence.
maybe the avatar is ironic.
Wait until he's screaming at his parents via iChat, then walk up behind him and be all, "HEY DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WANK LAST NIGHT? YEAH? SOME GOOD PORN? WHAT ARE YOU INTO? TEENS? BIG TITS? ORAL? INTERRACIAL? YEAH, I BET YOU LOVE THAT OREO ACTION"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I only have to live with him for another couple of months, and then I'll never see him again. In the meantime, I don't want to damage my reputation with the Chinese students here. They're mildly cliquish in my dorm, and for whatever reason, he's mildly popular.
"I'm in love with your brother-in-law"
"You're in love with your own brother?"
"What? No. Your sister's husband."
"Michael? Michael."
"No, that's your sister's brother."
"I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me!"
"No, I'm in love with Tobias. But I can't be with him, so I'm joining the Army"
"To...be with your brother?"
the first line being a logical, if ridiculous, mistake.
then from there it's just classic George Oscar Bluth Bluth
Oh god I know so many people that need the Clockwork Orange treatment...
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Well, that one was. And Loren's is. By induction, we can state that they all are.
So yes.
He was from Hong Kong though, which is basically a different country. Doc's observation holds.
Hermano. The best part is when Buster tells him that there is a guy on the set who plays her brother. He thinks the guy's name is "Tio," which is spanish for "uncle."
That's french for brother. I don't know why I know that, I took four years of Spanish!"
Who the hell lives where they live and doesn't know that hermano is spanish for brother?
looks like marta is cheating on me with some guy whose name YOU think is...
(I can't remember the name)
going down ol' south america way ey mike?
"Was that dad? You had dad on the line? where was he?"
"No way to tell really. Somewhere down south. Portugal maybe?"
and for some reason I can never fully remember the events of the episode where Tobias is a security guard.
"MICE!"
The WASPiness of the family in general?
http://www.cfan.com.cn/school/fodder/smile/2006-07-07/1152258602d9720.shtml
Um.
Well, technically he is a mulatto, due to the Kansas mom, but yeah her idea of requiring several centuries of lineage in order to be a 'true' african american rather than someone just off the boat from africa is idiotic.
Man I hate it when that happens.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
(Yes, I know that wasn't China.)