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Especially the pew! pew! laser bit
The only thing that bugged me a bit, and not even that much is Magneto's outfit at the end;
Also, it's sort of why would he even have a costume? I don't know..they tried to walk the line between realism and comicbooky, and I thought they did it very well, but at the end they have him wearing that. It seemed silly.
It really could not be subtle at all, and the first half of the movie just felt like a mess of stuff, until they finally purged a lot of useless stuff going into the better second half. The dialogue was also consistently terrible and the film felt cheap and campy a lot of the time. Very few of the characters had time to develop their motivations at all, so a lot of things just seemed to happen. I'm pretty bummed out.
Also,
Magneto's entire character ended up coming from Sebastian Shaw, which bothered me quite a bit. Azazel felt like the only reason he was in the movie at all was so that Magneto could teleport away at the very end of the final battle. They spent so much time half developing a bunch of characters that ended up either dying or not doing anything, that everyone else got short-shifted. The prof x and magneto relationship suffered the most, but next to that banshee and havok got even less initial character set-up than Darwin and Angel. That one scene where all the kids showed their powers off to eachother was just terrible, and then Darwin dies a few minutes later and that Angel girl never really talks again.
The CIA plot never really came together, we never found out exactly what the deal on Shaw was for the FBI or why he was able to double-deal so freely the way he was.
I know, by not liking it I will suck, but I thought it was pretty terrible.
(it looks like it is from the climactic fight scene in the movie, so some people may not want to see it)
http://www.traileraddict.com/clip/green-lantern/parallax
And earth based clips, that aren't nearly as interesting
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/1106/06/index.htm
I don't know...the constructs looked a little bit silly to me. They worked on comics and cartoons, but seeing a spring that throws a truck doesn't work for me.
If you've seen the Chronicles of Riddick movie when Lord Marshal starts moving really fast, it's the same special effect used with Shaw when he absorbs energy/force. Then he can make stuff go explodey with a touch if he's charged enough.
That is also boring.
But then it would be even more true to the comics featuring Hal!
Though I think a lot of your criticisms are valid I disagree with your point about Magneto. His motivations were completely driven by his childhood experiences. Shaw was just a physical representation of that history - that just makes it easier for the purposes of the film.
I liked the film a lot - though it did have some bumps. I'll spoiler the rest:
On a more nit-picky front I hated the representation of Havok's power. The fact that he had to do that little hulahoop motion with his hips was really silly.
Finally, the whole film felt too compressed. There just wasn't enough time for the characters to really deal with what was coming at them. For example, Hank (from a character perspective) should've been pretty traumatized by his transformation. Further to that, Mystique leaving with Magneto and even Angel's betrayal all felt out of character - even with the writers explicitly trying to give them motivations.
My favorites were probably Killowog and Lyra.
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It was...ugh. So...cheesy. And bad... And it wasn't just the CGI-Skull...I was willing to forgive that. But the script was just god-awful.
And they're making a sequel. With Nicholas Cage again. In 3-D...
Why?
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The why is easy. So the rights don't go back to Marvel.
I really liked the movie, but I do agree with this. It's one of the rare times when I think that stretching out the movie into two would have done it wonders.
Nic Cage is coming back but pretty everything else about it is different and better. story by Goyer, going for a hard R-rating, and directed by the dudes who made the Crank movies
Hmm...I'm still not going to get my hopes up.
I still need to see Punisher: War Zone though. The John Travolta one was myeh-ish.
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I wouldn't exactly call Goyer and the dudes from the Crank movie better
Animation was somewhat cheap and it suffered from the same thing JLU did in terms of doing very little constructs, but the voice acting, with the exception of Kilowog, was spot-on. When I think Kilowog I think the Arishok from Dragon Age 2, not Henry Rollins going a little deeper on his voice. Some of the character redesigns were weird, Atrocitus being the biggest example. And I wonder why they didn't keep Kilowog's instructor as R Lee Ermey.
On the plus side though, the Guardians weren't complete idiots like they usually are in the books, and Arisia was a delightful pov character.
Goyer's shown he's a great idea man as long as he has supervision
and if you are badmouthing Crank well then there is just no dealing with you
Parallax has to be a cloud so we can answer the age-old question: Who would win in a fight, movie Galactus or movie Parallax?
(Only one of them has time to prepare).
Later you're able to get more powerful constructs, such as a Gatling Gun, a buzz-saw, a baseball bat and a bunch of other stuff. Its actually a pretty enjoyable game for a movie tie in. I had very low expectations and I've been pleasantly surprised.
I mean, its not perfect by any means, but it isn't terrible either. The level design is pretty bland, and they recycle a ton of enemies, but those are pretty minor complaints. Overall I'm enjoying it quite a bit.
Not only did I think that, but I was absolutely dumbfounded by it.
That kind of bugged me to all hell, and it was the culmination of my problems with the first half of the movie, which just felt like an incredible mess of random ideas. It was like they hit a wall and needed that massive purge of the CIA and the unknown characters and the spy/recon work just to progress at all with the story.
IIRC, they took scripts for an "early X-Men" film and for an "Origins: Magneto" film and beat them together. Which is probably why it feels like there's so much going on at the beginning - it might literally be the set-up scenes for two movies.
Yeah, I agree with this assessment. Also got if for PS3 and have been enjoying it. I'm not very far in but I'm also liking some of the shout outs to the comics.
If Nic Cage is in something, I am going to be entertained