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New Comic Thread Monday, May 23

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I would be more inclined to consider them if they didn't have the Penny Arcade logo on the tongue. If it was more subtle like the First Party line I would have liked it more anyway.

    Still, Mike's product description is great.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2011
    I kinda want to give him $1000. Wait, unless he's chasing me.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that means the average person has sex every 3 days for 10 years

    that seems off to me

    low or high?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    A duck! wrote: »
    I kinda want to give him $1000. Wait, unless he's chasing me.

    I'll put it on your bill.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A duck! wrote: »
    I kinda want to give him $1000. Wait, unless he's chasing me.

    I'll put it on your bill.

    :^:

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Is this a reference to Kris and Scott's Scott and Kris show's Kickstarter filling up in hours?

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    Oh brilliant
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    MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, four days. But days are comprised of hours, so that still works.

    Although it's been wavering around for a bit after passing $60K. A few people are retracting now that their money's not necessary to hit the goal. There was a $2,500+ pledge in there sometime on day 3 or 4, but it's not there any more.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    joshua1 wrote: »
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    Yeah, these are actually pretty rad shoes that I would consider buying if I weren't so broke.

    Almost the whole price again for shipping. Devastating.

    Not if you live somewhere civilized.

    edit: regardless, it's still too much for a pair of sneakers for me

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I don't know about you guys but I have sex at LEAST 200 times a year.

    Honest.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It's gotta be with humans though, kagera

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Zzulu wrote: »
    It's gotta be with humans though, kagera

    What if I believe in reincarnation and that people can come back as animals?

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Then it's okay I think

    at least according to the rulebook

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    "I will yell your name really loud while I chase a duck" made me laugh heartily

    #pipe on
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    Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The face alone made me giggle

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It's fun to click back and forth between Monday and last Friday's comic and look at first panel Gabe as you do.

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    Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ShimSham wrote: »
    It's fun to click back and forth between Monday and last Friday's comic and look at first panel Gabe as you do.
    SabreMau wrote: »
    9bDpp.gif

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    112 times a year seems low for anyone in a stable relationship.

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    Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    112 times a year seems low for anyone in a stable relationship.

    Not if you're married.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    First year in a relationship is constant humping. Let's say 300 times. The amount of sex for each year after the first is one half the amount of sex in the previous year. Therefore the amount of sex you have over an entire relationship will approach, but never reach 600.

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    Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jackal wrote: »
    First year in a relationship is constant humping. Let's say 300 times. The amount of sex for each year after the first is one half the amount of sex in the previous year. Therefore the amount of sex you have over an entire relationship will approach, but never reach 600.

    I'd say more like two-thirds rather than half, but otherwise a fair metric.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    112 times a year seems low for anyone in a stable relationship.

    Some people have crazy low sex drives, where once a month is normal. Granted, those people are sad and I feel sad for them, but it is a thing that happens

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jackal wrote: »
    First year in a relationship is constant humping. Let's say 300 times. The amount of sex for each year after the first is one half the amount of sex in the previous year. Therefore the amount of sex you have over an entire relationship will approach, but never reach 600.

    Mmm baby it's our anniversary, lets do it Zeno style.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    haha, actually that's especially funny in that yesterday was my anniversary and our wedding was on World Turtle Day.

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    Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jackal wrote: »
    First year in a relationship is constant humping. Let's say 300 times. The amount of sex for each year after the first is one half the amount of sex in the previous year. Therefore the amount of sex you have over an entire relationship will approach, but never reach 600.

    Mmm baby it's our anniversary, lets do it Zeno style.

    There's a joke here about beating the turtle...

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Javen wrote: »
    112 times a year seems low for anyone in a stable relationship.

    Some people have crazy low sex drives, where once a month is normal. Granted, those people are sad and I feel sad for them, but it is a thing that happens

    how is that sad

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I like this one, because I like text

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    112 times a year seems low for anyone in a stable relationship.

    Some people have to get up early for work in the morning :(

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    112 times a year seems low for anyone in a stable relationship.

    how many long term, stable relationships have you been in

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This comic seems to exist just to bust Kris and Scott's balls.

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    SilentPSilentP Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I gotta admit to being slightly disappointed when I saw the title of the comic only to find out that it was not, in fact, some kind of Firestarter parody involving dicks.

    But otherwise good comic.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the 112 a year figure is an average, you you have to figure in people who are not getting any

    which means that there are people out there getting some far, far too often

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ShimSham wrote: »
    It's fun to click back and forth between Monday and last Friday's comic and look at first panel Gabe as you do.
    SabreMau wrote: »
    9bDpp.gif

    I could watch this all day

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    I think it speaks to Gabe's consistency in his current style. There are minor changes to the lines between the two pictures, so it's obviously not just a cut and paste. But the gif works because he can draw his characters well.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    the 112 a year figure is an average, you you have to figure in people who are not getting any

    which means that there are people out there getting some far, far too often

    It's a number with such a wide range an average is an almost useless statistic

    You're getting people not in a relationship with ~0 times a year, then at the other side you're apparently getting couples gettin it on 4 times a day, every day, for 10 years

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i'm thinking he just got a bad gaming laptop.

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i'm thinking he just got a bad gaming laptop.

    Er...? o_O

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    I think it speaks to Gabe's consistency in his current style. There are minor changes to the lines between the two pictures, so it's obviously not just a cut and paste. But the gif works because he can draw his characters well.

    Well is it just laziness then? I mean he didn't simply use the exact same image. But he's drawn the exact same image twice, separately.

    It's not like anyone really gives a shit. But it is a curiosity.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gabe is probably cringing

    realizing what he hath become

    the only question now is, if Tycho is Ethan, who is Gabe his wife?

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    KharnorKharnor Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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