I love suburban privilege. Waiting to get a haircut, and I see a woman walking down the street. Mid-40's, new outfit, nice sunglasses, talking on her cell phone and holding an open beer bottle.
Is holding an open beer bottle illegal there? That's so sad.
We're going to The Keg for our five year because we're students
People have been passive aggressive about this. One of my friends was like "Oh my God for OUR one year anniversary we went to Paris"
Well your parents are millionaires! Fuck you!
Man, for my one year anniversary with an ex of mine, we went to Chipotle. Who the fuck goes to Paris? I mean, you don't know a person well enough by then to travel with them to a place you have to rely on one another.
Australia must have the weakest justice system ever, a guy pleads guilty to raping a 14 year old girl and setting her on fire and gets 21 years, elligible for parole in 16. Jesus australia!
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Australia must have the weakest justice system ever, a guy pleads guilty to raping a 14 year old girl and setting her on fire and gets 21 years, elligible for parole in 16. Jesus australia!
I've heard of some UK domestic abusers essentially get probation. Your move.
Australia must have the weakest justice system ever, a guy pleads guilty to raping a 14 year old girl and setting her on fire and gets 21 years, elligible for parole in 16. Jesus australia!
in Canada
we don't have the death penalty
but for things like that we have the Dangerous Offender designation
which means you go to prison
forever
no parole. not ever.
usually this is reserved for serial killers n shit
Pony on
0
Options
JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Man, for my one year anniversary with an ex of mine, we went to Chipotle. Who the fuck goes to Paris? I mean, you don't know a person well enough by then to travel with them to a place you have to rely on one another.
Choco and I have our five year anniversary (HOLY SHIT HALF A DECADE?) in like four days
Did you know that in five years his donger has increased in size substantially?
It's true!
Really...
NO
does he want to play some co-op saints row 2
incidentally and unrelated do you have a camera for your xbox 360
no reason
Why are all of my male friends destined to form gay bonds with Choco
I had a WoW guildie stay over and one time he just glanced at Choco and said in a contemplative voice, "Yeah, he does look like the type of dude who'd have a big dick"
We're going to The Keg for our five year because we're students
People have been passive aggressive about this. One of my friends was like "Oh my God for OUR one year anniversary we went to Paris"
Well your parents are millionaires! Fuck you!
people are dumb
and love to have input on things they shouldn't
see also: other people's baby names
True Story:
So, the Puerto Rican side of my family is...unusual with names. My grandfather (genius that he is /sarcasm) decided to give all of his sons the same first name and same middle initial.
Years later, my dad and aunt promise each other that who ever has a girl first will name her Marcilee. I'm the first girl born, but my mom vetoed the shit out of that name. My aunt decided all four of her boys would have the same middle name (Anthony).
Even more years later, my cousin has two girls and his girlfriend at the time had individual names picked out for them. Instead, my aunt said "NO. GIVE THEM BOTH THE SAME MIDDLE NAME. MARCILEE" so she did. Then my other cousin who has two boys gave them the same middle name as well. Anthony.
Australia must have the weakest justice system ever, a guy pleads guilty to raping a 14 year old girl and setting her on fire and gets 21 years, elligible for parole in 16. Jesus australia!
Let us all take a moment to remember England populated the place by shipping their convicts there.
I like to think that digging a stubborn raisin out of a half eaten butter tart is a lot like pleasuring a woman with your hands. Based on this experience I feel confident that I could bring a woman to orgasm.
Australia must have the weakest justice system ever, a guy pleads guilty to raping a 14 year old girl and setting her on fire and gets 21 years, elligible for parole in 16. Jesus australia!
I've heard of some UK domestic abusers essentially get probation. Your move.
Well in the US if you're poor you spend the rest of your life in jail for a joint. IN YOUR FACE COUNTRIES WITHOUT PRIVATE PRISONS!
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Man, for my one year anniversary with an ex of mine, we went to Chipotle. Who the fuck goes to Paris? I mean, you don't know a person well enough by then to travel with them to a place you have to rely on one another.
I don't think this is necessarily true at all
Oh, I was kidding. Obviously it is different for everyone.
my fiancee broke up with me and we didn't see each other for 2 years during which time i had a disastrously terrible relationship with an abusive mentally ill woman
my fiancee broke up with me and we didn't see each other for 2 years during which time i had a disastrously terrible relationship with an abusive mentally ill woman
Man, for my one year anniversary with an ex of mine, we went to Chipotle. Who the fuck goes to Paris? I mean, you don't know a person well enough by then to travel with them to a place you have to rely on one another.
I don't think this is necessarily true at all
Oh, I was kidding. Obviously it is different for everyone.
I like to think that digging a stubborn raisin out of a half eaten butter tart is a lot like pleasuring a woman with your hands. Based on this experience I feel confident that I could bring a woman to orgasm.
Brb, buying butter tarts.
South host on
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
I had a dream, it was really vivid and realistic, that Choco proposed to me and I said yes. Except he didn't buy me a ring because he was broke, and everyone was really doubtful and passive aggressive about the whole thing.
When Tristan was born because I hadn't proposed to Kelly yet her whole family wanted her to give Tristan her last name. When I found out I almost had a heart attack.
What's that glenn beck still a fucking liar? No way.
I remember reading the initial rant transcript, and how the story so perfectly lined up with his new "Search for Courage" angle he's about to start running. The bullshit meter was pinging off the charts.
Posts
That's a good idea, since it's super rough.
So how is that hanzo xl sword working out for you?
pleasepaypreacher.net
Length? Girth? Depth?
Do you mean the day of the game?? Hmm wonder if I could get an announcement put on the big screen to embarrass the fuck out of you 2
d'awwww
You know I think my wife and I started dating around the same age you and Choco did. We are up to.... something like 15 years now I think.
man, there's a reason I didn't give any numbers when I said it went pretty well last week
When I was 15 I was part of a Naruto RP forum. We made up our own Naruto characters and had a system for training and fighting using them.
Really...
Is holding an open beer bottle illegal there? That's so sad.
People have been passive aggressive about this. One of my friends was like "Oh my God for OUR one year anniversary we went to Paris"
Well your parents are millionaires! Fuck you!
July 4th.
NO
people are dumb
and love to have input on things they shouldn't
see also: other people's baby names
...bah, still maybe ill look into it.
Man, for my one year anniversary with an ex of mine, we went to Chipotle. Who the fuck goes to Paris? I mean, you don't know a person well enough by then to travel with them to a place you have to rely on one another.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Please don't, I will take a revolver out of my purse and shoot myself in the face. It will mortify me.
does he want to play some co-op saints row 2
incidentally and unrelated do you have a camera for your xbox 360
no reason
I've heard of some UK domestic abusers essentially get probation. Your move.
in Canada
we don't have the death penalty
but for things like that we have the Dangerous Offender designation
which means you go to prison
forever
no parole. not ever.
usually this is reserved for serial killers n shit
I don't think this is necessarily true at all
Why are all of my male friends destined to form gay bonds with Choco
I had a WoW guildie stay over and one time he just glanced at Choco and said in a contemplative voice, "Yeah, he does look like the type of dude who'd have a big dick"
I was like
WHAT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
FIVE YEARS
"till WoW do us part"
(*dong has increased substantially during this period)
What's that glenn beck still a fucking liar? No way.
pleasepaypreacher.net
True Story:
So, the Puerto Rican side of my family is...unusual with names. My grandfather (genius that he is /sarcasm) decided to give all of his sons the same first name and same middle initial.
Years later, my dad and aunt promise each other that who ever has a girl first will name her Marcilee. I'm the first girl born, but my mom vetoed the shit out of that name. My aunt decided all four of her boys would have the same middle name (Anthony).
Even more years later, my cousin has two girls and his girlfriend at the time had individual names picked out for them. Instead, my aunt said "NO. GIVE THEM BOTH THE SAME MIDDLE NAME. MARCILEE" so she did. Then my other cousin who has two boys gave them the same middle name as well. Anthony.
My mind boggles at this tradition.
Ok I wont...your lucky you are awesome
Let us all take a moment to remember England populated the place by shipping their convicts there.
I think you mean
n-no!
Well in the US if you're poor you spend the rest of your life in jail for a joint. IN YOUR FACE COUNTRIES WITHOUT PRIVATE PRISONS!
pleasepaypreacher.net
Oh, I was kidding. Obviously it is different for everyone.
my fiancee broke up with me and we didn't see each other for 2 years during which time i had a disastrously terrible relationship with an abusive mentally ill woman
then we got back together
this year, we went to the Keg
i liked this year's better
That does sound better.
"Just as long, as you stand, stand by me"
You mean the Jumbotron?
At least, I think that's what Choco calls it.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Brb, buying butter tarts.
never having to participate in a "When I have kids" conversation
because that will never happen
so it's a whole area of the human experience i don't have to give a single fuck about, personally
When Tristan was born because I hadn't proposed to Kelly yet her whole family wanted her to give Tristan her last name. When I found out I almost had a heart attack.
I remember reading the initial rant transcript, and how the story so perfectly lined up with his new "Search for Courage" angle he's about to start running. The bullshit meter was pinging off the charts.