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Vampires.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    Known vampires:

    Dracula
    Blackula
    White Blackula
    White Paktacula
    Scott Bakula
    that's spectakula

    kill me

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Scott Drakula

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    Known vampires:

    Dracula
    Blackula
    White Blackula
    White Paktacula
    Scott Bakula

    Dr. Acula

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    is there a Dr. blackula

    there should be

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    shit now we're just running in circles

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can think of a few off the top of my head

    -the count (sesame street)
    -count chocula
    -tom cruise

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Alucard

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can do a pretty badass impression of the Count.

    ONE!!!

    AH AH AH!!!

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TWO! Ah Ah Ah!

    Pisses the girlfriend off when I do it during oral

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Count Coco Fang

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    -those two guys from Matrix 2 who were ghosts and also vampires

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    count choco-fang

    bluh!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My buddy is going to a culinary school near Minneapolis right now and signed up for the dorms there. He got placed with three other guys.

    One of them is an "energy vampire"
    He claims he's allergic to garlic, so they put extra garlic into food that he eats when they can (nothing happens). He claims he feeds energy off of willing girls, and has been stalking this one girl they met at orientation.

    We found his myspace, I'll try to post some photos. Dude could seriously be Cronyx's brother.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I had a fling with a girl who loved to bite. And like, she really freakin' bit me. I think she was a vampire.

    So... yes.

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm not really a vampire, that's just my LARP character

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    -those two guys from Matrix 2 who were ghosts and also vampires

    the twins? I thought they were just ghosts

    but there were also vampires and werewolves, I think

    it was pretty terrible

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    the twins? I thought they were just ghosts

    but there were also vampires and werewolves, I think

    it was pretty terrible

    Yeah there were vampires in the game or somesuch.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    haha who played the game?

    haha not I, know why?

    because it was goddamn awful

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    the twins? I thought they were just ghosts

    but there were also vampires and werewolves, I think

    it was pretty terrible

    They were ghosts and vampires, but werewolves too?

    don't be ridiculous

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    They were ghosts and vampires, but werewolves too?

    don't be ridiculous

    I remember there being werewolves for some reason

    they got shot by their own friends I think

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In this thread, we reestablish the matrix movies were shit

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I remember there being werewolves for some reason

    they got shot by their own friends I think

    no dude, morpheus slashed their SUV with a katana and made it flip - then he sprayed it with a machine gun and blew it up with them inside of it

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    In this thread, we reestablish the matrix movies were shit

    I like them




    I'm a rebel

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    In this thread, we reestablish the matrix movies were shit

    one of them was really good

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    no dude, morpheus slashed their SUV with a katana and made it flip then he sprayed it with a machine gun and blew it up with them inside of it

    godDAMNIT those were the twins

    I AM TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT DUDES

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    yeah fag

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    godDAMNIT those were the twins

    I AM TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT DUDES

    THERE WERE NO WEREWOLVES IN THE MATRIX

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    yeah fag

    no u

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    THERE WERE NO WEREWOLVES IN THE MATRIX

    my recollection says otherwise


    dude don;t fight him, he kicks puppies for sport

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ok can somebody please produce the fucking werewolf scene from the matrix?

    I really want to see it.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    there were werewolves

    god mariner is fuckin' dumb

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    Ok can somebody please produce the fucking werewolf scene from the matrix?

    I really want to see it.

    no

    you had to be an asshole about it

    now you can rot

    Knob on
  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Those werewolves weren't canon.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    Ok can somebody please produce the fucking werewolf scene from the matrix?

    I really want to see it.


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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    :^:

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    was there both vampires and werewolves in the shitty game?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    there were werewolves

    god mariner is fuckin' dumb

    SEE knob knows a lot of shit

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jesus they made a matrix GAME?

    Isn't that like... contradictory or somthing?

    It just doesn't seem right..

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