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Vampires.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Bbaj wrote: »
    But Rank, that garlic bread is cold!

    sorry, I've been feeling a little strange all day. I can hardly see, the reflection off of that crucifix Angela is wearing is blinding!

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shiola wrote: »
    Yeah, yeah. Totally fuckin' with my zombie theories though. I gotsta know what to expect when people stop staying dead.

    Vampires have too many unexplained weaknesses. Sunlight? Garlic? Man, where did that shit come from?
    (This is a not a rhetorical question.)

    What I don't understand is that zombies eat flesh, and people can only be turned into zombies by being bitten, so wouldn't that mean that every zombie after the initial infected is a survivor who got bitten but ran away? I mean, why wouldn't a zombie just eat the entire body?

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    jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What I don't understand is that zombies eat flesh, and people can only be turned into zombies by being bitten, so wouldn't that mean that every zombie after the initial infected is a survivor who got bitten but ran away? I mean, why wouldn't a zombie just eat the entire body?

    They kinda like eat the belly out and then get distracted by fresh prey and wander off. Then the half-eaten person reanimates.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    jimninja wrote: »
    They kinda like eat the belly out and then get distracted by fresh prey and wander off. Then the half-eaten person reanimates.

    Oh I guess that makes sense

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    jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Max Brooks wrote:
    If it wasn't for Rollins, my copilot, I'm sure I'da been a goner.
    I found him dangling from his harness, dead, twitching. His flight suit had been torn open and his entrails were hanging... draped over five of them as they fed in this cloud of red-brown water. One of them had managed to get its neck entangled in a section of small intestine. Every time it moved it would jerk Rollins, ringing him like a fucking bell.

    ...

    As I was about to leave, [Mets] stopped me and asked if there was anything I'd forgotten to do. I remember that moment clearly. I turned back to Rollins. He was just starting to open his eyes again. I felt like I should say something, apologize, maybe, then I put a round through his forehead.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh hey World War Z.

    Cause no one here has read it.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Oh hey World War Z.

    Cause no one here has read it.

    I haven't read it yet.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm waiting expectantly for World War Hulk

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I haven't read it yet.
    Aren't you a special boy then.

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    jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shut up Kadith I am practically writing a research paper here and you are maligning my primary source

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    World War Z

    Z as in Zombie

    Get it

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I haven't read it either

    Stop being stupid

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That'd be like asking you to stop flying planes.

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    BernardBernoulliBernardBernoulli Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    http://www.brokentype.com/monster/

    Don't know if anyone's read that, it's a free zombie novel done by someone who's obviously a zombie fan. It gets a bit magical and liches are involved, but generally I think it's excellent, actually the fact it's different adds to the appeal

    Plus, there are two more, plus he's done the same for a vampire novel and a werewolf novel

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have been accused of filing my teeth down or having dental surgery to get pointy teeth. I just have big ol' pointy canine teeth.

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    ShiolaShiola Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bite your accusers.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I enjoy the killing of vampires, does this equate?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    vampires are so lame

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what about half-vampire, half-badactors?

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    SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I remember sitting next to kid in middle school who was looking at some "You might be a vampire" site or some shit like that. I looked over his shoulder and it was talking about "awakening" and "blood donors" and other crazy stuff. Upon noticing I was reading it he turned to me pulled a "These aren't the droids you are looking for" but instead said "You didn't see that", with the little wavy hand motion and everything.

    What a freak.

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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ill bet he tried that trick when his mom found his animal porn collection and it probably worked just as well that time around

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yes the vampire pictures I promised are here

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    CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    theres a dude around here who has a green mohawk and has his teeth filed down into fangs and rides a moped everywhere


    i hate that guy

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited February 2007
    there is a teacher here at the U of S who claims she is a vampire, and speaks frequently on the subject during her lectures

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yes the vampire pictures I promised are here

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    I was talking with Chris about this guy earlier.

    God, what a fucking loser.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What if that guy really was a vampire

    What kind of world would that be

    A pretty silly one I wager.

    Anyway, I like werewolves

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    Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I watched "My Best Friend is a Vampire" this weekend. It had Wilson from House in it and also Rene Auberjonois from DS9. I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I figure it all worked out in the end.

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I remember that movie sub std... I don't remember anything FROM it but the name sounds familiar.

    Anyone remember that horrible vamp B movie with Jim Carrey? Once Bitten

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I guess they didn't come for me last night.

    You guys all made it through the night without becoming vampires

    right?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In my german class we read a story in my text book about a little child vampire who tried to kill a family. They tricked him by supplying him with red wine and then he got drunk and they kicked him out.

    Germans are pretty cool.

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Langly wrote: »
    In my german class we read a story in my text book about a little child vampire who tried to kill a family. They tricked him by supplying him with red wine and then he got drunk and they kicked him out.

    Germans are pretty cool.
    I took German for 2 years and it was an incredibly
    ...gay experience.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My German learning experience involved lots of horny co-eds.

    Then the trip to Germany proved to be very drunken.

    So German gets an A+ in my book.


    Also fuck vampires. Stakes for all.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    I was talking with Chris about this guy earlier.

    God, what a fucking loser.
    Are you coming to first session this summer?

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My German learning experience involved lots of horny co-eds.

    Then the trip to Germany proved to be very drunken.

    So German gets an A+ in my book.


    Also fuck vampires. Stakes for all.

    :^:

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Are you coming to first session this summer?
    yessir

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote: »
    I took German for 2 years and it was an incredibly
    ...gay experience.

    So it was something you really enjoyed, then?

    Oh ho ho

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Neato.
    See you there.
    おそうまつさまでした or whatever and all that rot.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Neato.
    See you there.
    おそうまつさまでした or whatever and all that rot.

    OSOOMATSUSAMADESHITA

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    Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bow chicka wow wow.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I only know how to read it

    not, for the most part, what it means

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