Anonymous confessions

Eddy

Hate Masturbation is its own sub reddit forum I'm sure

Centipede Damascus

Larlar wrote:

CD, five years ago Orikae would've won. Now that I'm fat I can just sit on him and declare victory.

writing this down for future reference

Larlar is fat

Jordyn

Tommy2Hands wrote:

confession I have a crush

on every single one of you

You seem easy to please.

Melding

he used to be so stunning, too.

Orikaeshigitae

Melding wrote:

he used to be so stunning, too.

Tube made a thread about it.

BlankZoe

I did one

or has mine already been posted ? ? ?

Macera

ASimPerson wrote:

This makes me miss grouphug threads.

some golden things came out of those threads

Lost Salient

Confession: I'm slightly horrified by pregnant chicks

Like I mean it's great for them but at the same time

ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh gross

Also it is not the secret relationship one! Geez you are a bad guesser.

Tommy2Hands

Jordyn wrote:

Tommy2Hands wrote:

confession I have a crush

on every single one of you

You seem easy to please.

will you pet my belly

Shorty

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Melding wrote:

he used to be so stunning, too.

Tube made a thread about it.

I met Lar once, years ago.

He was the sort of dude about whom, later, you can only start sentences, never finish.

Centipede Damascus

Lost's secret is that she gets caught reading on park benches at all hours

Melding

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Melding wrote:

he used to be so stunning, too.

Tube made a thread about it.

What? when?

BlankZoe

There was this lady at my work the other day

she was short and really skinny, and had her back to me

I approached and asked if I could help her find anything

She turned around and OH GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT WATERMELON UNDER YOUR SHIRT

like seriously it was the size of a watermelon and she was rail thin and maybe 5'4

Dox the PI

Eddy wrote:

Hate Masturbation is its own sub reddit forum I'm sure

nothing beats r/PicsOfDeadJailbait

Tommy2Hands

confession I am a small dog

Jordyn

I kissed larlar on the cheek once.

Tox

Confession: I think I am getting addicted to Google+. I am constantly looking for people's links in signatures so I can add them.

Orikaeshigitae

But it wasn't! Tube's album was actually very good and I was suprised

My frist kiss was a game of spin the bottle. I was 22. It was with this girl I had been akwardly flirting with for 1 year. I had assumed because she had a boyfriend she didn't want to bone. That story ended badly, but it was still a really sweet first.

this is really sweet, but i read 'frist' and now all i can think about is a Weekend Web reading of this confession

i lost a bunch of weight over the past year and i don't know how and i think it might be a tumor

Dude here. Made out with two dudes in a shower once. Didn't go further because I was in the middle of a messy breakup with my girlfriend.

I have made out with quite a few dudes. It is an experience everyone should try at least once.

I have a huge complex about my appearance. I date people I'm not especially interested in because they seem interested in me, instead of pursuing those to whom I'm attracted, because if I find them attractive then they're probably way out of my league.

I punched out a severely autistic kid once, and not for one of the good reasons

I worry that i am in midst of a decent into madness, and that my current actions are prep work that once it happens no one will even notice.

I'll notice. Yes, I know who you are.

Lost Salient

Centipede Damascus wrote:

Lost's secret is that she gets caught reading on park benches at all hours

It's true, the police in my neighborhood know me by name and dust jacket

Jordyn

I've made out with some dudes.

George Fornby Grill

okay Autism-Puncher needs to confess with the story I HAVE TO KNOW

Tommy2Hands

I have a huge complex about my appearance. I date people I'm not especially interested in because they seem interested in me, instead of pursuing those to whom I'm attracted, because if I find them attractive then they're probably way out of my league

this is me

Centipede Damascus

Tommy they're supposed to be anonymous!

Orikaeshigitae

just jerked it oh yeah

I really hope you're the Kool-Aid man.

I broke up with my years-long girlfriend 2 months ago and am surrounded by friends and having a great time but am still somehow lonely. Problems!

I want to kill someone, just to see what it would feel like. I mean, it would have to be someone who deserved it, but still.

i've considered suicide over the fact that i can't have kids

I thought Tube's album was going to be shit when it was first suggested to me.

I guess Formspring auto-hides some questions with swearing or trollish language in it, so some of these might be out of order. I can't figure out how to make it stop doing that.

Marth

I don't even want to know how the Kool-Aid man jerks it.

Macera

now I'm stuck at GroupHug

i think im addicted to gay porn…
im a girl

oh honey if half of the tumblrs I've seen are any indication this is normal for a girl your age

Orikaeshigitae

also you guys can PM me as well, i'll just strip your name out of the quote.

Mr Fuzzbutt

This thread is now doubling as the illustrated grouphug.

Raneados

tell that gitl that that is normal

it's my experience that girls dig the hell out of some gay porn

Orikaeshigitae

don't hijack my thread, dick! start your own!

Raneados

fuzzbutt no!

he'll KILL you

George Fornby Grill

oh my gosh I don't think I could deal with an illustrated grouphug thread AND a confessions thread THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS

Jordyn

draw that one about garrus

whoever said that

would probably really like it.

Mr Fuzzbutt

Oh, I thought it'd be ok if I used the confessions in this thread.

Raneados

I keep almost submitting fake ones just to see how people react to them, but I just can't do it

sorry thread

excitement -1

Orikaeshigitae

The first girl I ever fucked told me I looked like the black guy from the office (Craig Robison) about 20 minutes in.

a small part of me really wants to have a baby. i'm seventeen. my brain is broken.

I often find myself wishing it were any other family member who had died recently instead of the only one I ever really enjoyed the company of.

I punched the autistic kid because he had been conditioned by other kids on the bus to kick people in the shins as they walked off. I was a dumbass frustrated highschool kid and should have punched out one of those other kids. I can never be president.

Today I feel like the poop balls would poop if balls had butts.

I put the Bop in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, as well the ram in the rama lama ding dong. However Your baby falling in love with you was just a side effect of my dark design.

augugughghg im not sure if i want to confess this, even anonymously.

Have you seen the last thread? Go for it.

Today I passed on hanging out at a barbecue with cool people because of Anxiety.

I like The Offspring

Melding

More like Mr Fuzz..wait damn it.

Orikaeshigitae

oh wait, if you're illustrating these that's fine. but grouphug illustrations should go into a different thread, because these get cluttered quick

Tommy2Hands

but orikae these threads are so spacious now

Orikaeshigitae

I'm Batman.

I think I'm a werewolf.

I may have worked for AIM.

I killed someone. They never found the body, but I hear her voice every night accusing me.

I feel that a perfectly legitimate application of a one-time-use time machine would be to travel back to when Paul Newman was young and bang him

It's a little relieving and a little upsetting at the same time the amount of people on these forums who all have the same issues as each other (and me). Not upsetting because of dudes being down, but because I don't feel special. Such a childish attitude

I sing along to music when I'm driving, but not because I overly enjoy doing it, it's because I think it might make someone else's day if they see some weirdo singing and dancing to music while driving.

I am a virgin and everyone around me is banging it up. I could easily get laid, I know a few willing girls but they aren't really pretty or even nice people. So, I am waiting for someone but man it sucks sometimes. It'll happen, yeah, but the frustration!