Anonymous confessions

Marth

I killed a roach in my bathroom earlier. Ugh.

ASimPerson

Didgeridoo wrote:

tee hee

I'm not saying that was you, but...

you could research Orik's various favored late-night foods and set up a rotating av/sig that cycles through delicious pictures of them.

Didgeridoo

Shhhhh SECRETS, Orik

I also did the one about Paul Newman

Forget killing Hitler, there are more important things to be done

Dox the PI

Attacking insects with the shower nozzle is the best in morning,

Orikaeshigitae

Didgeridoo wrote:

Shhhhh SECRETS, Orik

I also did the one about Paul Newman

Forget killing Hitler, there are more important things to be done

hahahahha

Henroid

Raneados wrote:

Henroid wrote:

Raneados wrote:

I mean I tell you guys basically everything anyway

the other day i posted specifics on what my dick looks like

:V

But have you used it to type out forum posts like I have?

YUP

including this one

I'd type this response with mine but I just made my dick go flaccid. It's in no condition to be posting.

Framling

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

I punched the autistic kid because he had been conditioned by other kids on the bus to kick people in the shins as they walked off. I was a dumbass frustrated highschool kid and should have punched out one of those other kids. I can never be president.

That is not at all the part of that that I wanted explained! I want to see this list of "the good reasons" to punch out an autistic kid; the initial confession made it sound as if they'd been enumerated somewhere!

Vivixenne

I dislike anonymous confessions.

I mean, you don't have to tell your bidness to the world or anything, but why even put it out there if you're not gonna own it.

Here, I will make a confession: earlier there was an anonymous confession that someone was not sexually attracted to his girlfriend anymore. And even though I KNOW it's not Blake, it is getting me 10 kinds of paranoid.

To sum up: boy's gonna get LAID tonight.

Tommy2Hands

viv that's barely a confession

Didgeridoo

ASimPerson wrote:

Didgeridoo wrote:

tee hee

I'm not saying that was you, but...

you could research Orik's various favored late-night foods and set up a rotating av/sig that cycles through delicious pictures of them.

This would be amazing, but you are assuming a level of technological literacy that I simply do not possess

FactorySquirrel

What the fuck is hate masturbation?

Vivixenne

@Tommy2Hands

What do you deem a confession, then?

Because I just confessed that I am irrationally insecure about my sex appeal. I consider that quite a confession and I'll own it.

Henroid

Confidence-building sex. How is that compared to the other kinds?

Radius

Vivixenne wrote:

I dislike anonymous confessions.

I mean, you don't have to tell your bidness to the world or anything, but why even put it out there if you're not gonna own it.

Here, I will make a confession: earlier there was an anonymous confession that someone was not sexually attracted to his girlfriend anymore. And even though I KNOW it's not Blake, it is getting me 10 kinds of paranoid.

To sum up: boy's gonna get LAID tonight.

Someone tell Blake his plan worked.

Cilla Black

Stuff like this can be pretty healthy though if real issues are involved. Speaking out about a problem, even in an environment where you have no face, means something.

Raneados

Vivixenne wrote:

I dislike anonymous confessions.

I mean, you don't have to tell your bidness to the world or anything, but why even put it out there if you're not gonna own it.

Here, I will make a confession: earlier there was an anonymous confession that someone was not sexually attracted to his girlfriend anymore. And even though I KNOW it's not Blake, it is getting me 10 kinds of paranoid.

To sum up: boy's gonna get LAID tonight.

and thus his plan comes to fruition

Melding

i am so conflicted right now, my first response is to make a joke saying "I don't think Viv is sexually attractive" in a fake attempt to have sex, but at the same time i respect her too much to do it.

What kind of monster have i become!?

Shorty

I don't think he needs us to tell him.

Fishman

@Vivixenne: Body butter. Candles. Cuffs. I know you can do it. Just make sure he gets into the bedroom on time.

Henroid

Damn it, now I'm thinking the same thing thanks to Viv. It's more fun to own up to things up front, no bullshit.

Raneados

true, it's good to actually SAY what's bugging you, even if you don't actually say it to anyone or you remain anonymous about it

Vivixenne

Radius wrote:

Vivixenne wrote:

I dislike anonymous confessions.

I mean, you don't have to tell your bidness to the world or anything, but why even put it out there if you're not gonna own it.

Here, I will make a confession: earlier there was an anonymous confession that someone was not sexually attracted to his girlfriend anymore. And even though I KNOW it's not Blake, it is getting me 10 kinds of paranoid.

To sum up: boy's gonna get LAID tonight.

Someone tell Blake his plan worked.

But he has never ONCE indicated that he is not sexually attracted to me!

Raneados

some secrets are better left not owning up to

nobody benefits from knowing I have 3 nipples

Orikaeshigitae

Despite knowing logically that Orikae is an attractive dude who I should want to make out with, if I ever actually got the opportunity I think I'd pass because I think of him as more a hanging-and-chillaxing friend then makeout material.

I dare you to make out with me.

I told Pancake someone in SE has a crush on her. She is moderately creeped out.

I've been unemployed way, way, way longer than I want to think about. There have been weeks I haven't even looked.

Who is Kaiser Soze?

I Win Swordfights

Fine Viv, thanks for making me feel like a pussy

Orik, I'm the one who feels ignored when he tries to talk to you

Fuckin' Viv.

Fishman

Also, I'm not sure I could confess anything more embarrassing than the one I was referencing in that last post to Viv.

Lost Salient

I have made three confessions, one of which I will gladly confess to. The other two are sort of awkward because when you put your name to them they become more about "woe woe is me and my brain problems," you know? Since I am not angling for compliments or comforting nonsense.

Tommy2Hands

no I meant the one about blake getting some

the sex appeal on was okay I guess

:bz

Vivixenne

Fishman wrote:

@Vivixenne: Body butter. Candles. Cuffs. I know you can do it. Just make sure he gets into the bedroom on time.

But. But... FIRE!

Melding

Who is pancake?

Tommy2Hands

fire is a bonus

Cilla Black

Raneados wrote:

some secrets are better left not owning up to

nobody benefits from knowing I have 3 nipples

ew god

get away from us you freak

Vivixenne

Fishman wrote:

Also, I'm not sure I could confess anything more embarrassing than the one I was referencing in that last post to Viv.

Can I just say that I can picture the look Jen gave you and it is scorching.

Also: d'awwww.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Kaiser Soze?

Clearly he meant Keyser Soze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAYIeyesAJM

End

Raneados is the Man with the Golden Gun

Lost Salient

I actually receive a spare nipple finder's fee every time I report a spare nipple to the nipple bounty hunters

Vivixenne

I Win Swordfights wrote:

Fine Viv, thanks for making me feel like a pussy

Orik, I'm the one who feels ignored when he tries to talk to you

Fuckin' Viv.

I'm sorry! I was just expressing how I feel about anonymous confessions.

I mean, it's one thing to get a deep dark secret off your chest, sure, but why do that if you're not gonna own it? It'll still haunt you, and any advice you're given on the back of an anonymous confession is going to be deemed "irrelevant" or "not very helpful" because they don't know who YOU are or what the context of YOUR story is.

I get that this thread is all in good fun, I just find the concept in general not to my personal taste.

Orikaeshigitae

I've never had a job in my life.

hello? test

I didn't make the last comment that gushed over you, but I also find myself enjoying your posts often. You once sigged something I said and I was over the moon. I also absolutely loathe myself when I get excited about being noticed online.

I am totally excited about being noticed online! I'm glad I can do the same for you.

I have found a fundamental difference between my partner and I and I'm not really sure how to deal with it.

I've seen a video of factorysquirrel jerkin it. Got a baby wiener he does.

lmao

aint no cure for that

I'm attracted to flightly, slutty, hipster girls with issues, then get dissappointed when they act like flightly, slutty hipster girls with issuses.

There was a point where I was earnestly hoping for a certain forumer to commit suicide, and was at the ready to start a "X is dead" thread, since I was pretty sure I would be one of the first to know. Holy shit I am a mean person.

Raneados

oh nooo my nips

I actually only have 2 nips, but I wish i had 0

is there a surgery I can get to get rid of my nips

Vivixenne

Lost Salient wrote:

I have made three confessions, one of which I will gladly confess to. The other two are sort of awkward because when you put your name to them they become more about "woe woe is me and my brain problems," you know? Since I am not angling for compliments or comforting nonsense.

That's cool, it's just that sometimes you can just have a bitch without it being a pity party. All you have to say is: "I ain't looking for compliments or comfort, I am just looking for a place where I can bitch."