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Although I guess posting in the thread about how much I don't care is lame so I am going to CONTRIBUTE by saying the only deodorant I have in the house right now is old spice because I lost my other one.
I don't even know how Old Spice smells (Herp derp needs to be imported from the UK I believe) but I certainly enjoy their ads.
A very well executed marketing scheme if nothing else.
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Protip: There are a lot of awful chemical deodorants out there.
If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I am in favor of their ads. Even with this, it still hasn't crossed the line into blatant pandering or trying too hard.
But I do hate the ads that Old Spice has inspired. So many companies are aiming for over-the-top absurdism, but the writing isn't as good and there isn't any heart there. I think some razor or shaving cream company has this young guy in a suit doing a toned down version of the gimmick.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
I wear old spice.
The original Isaiah ad is still the tits. The newer one less so.
I still love that they are all single shot ads with traditional FX though.
I feel I need a more cohesive scent strategy. I have lavender shave cream, sandalwood aftershave and I use old spice classic deodorant. Has got to be confusing for those sexual predators out there.
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Protip: There are a lot of awful chemical deodorants out there.
If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.
protip: this post makes no sense.
More expensive deodorants aren't really better than the cheap ones.
Actually, the best combo for good smell is probably cologne + some odorless antibacterial spray.
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Protip: There are a lot of awful chemical deodorants out there.
If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.
protip: this post makes no sense.
More expensive deodorants aren't really better than the cheap ones.
Actually, the best combo for good smell is probably cologne + some odorless antibacterial spray.
Personally, I just splash a bit of bourbon under my chin and on my shirt in a few places.
Say what you will but Old Spice at least manages to make their extremely stereotypical portrayal of women (Diamonds, horses etc.) funny.
Unlike Axe.
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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man I just don't care anymore.
A very well executed marketing scheme if nothing else.
Personally I'm more of a Baldessarini guy.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
This just in: Babes want to have sex with their dads. More at 11.
weird, that's exactly why I love them
If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
But I do hate the ads that Old Spice has inspired. So many companies are aiming for over-the-top absurdism, but the writing isn't as good and there isn't any heart there. I think some razor or shaving cream company has this young guy in a suit doing a toned down version of the gimmick.
The original Isaiah ad is still the tits. The newer one less so.
I still love that they are all single shot ads with traditional FX though.
Satans..... hints.....
That settles it then. I guess I have to wear socks and sandals together and take girls on family roadtrips.
protip: this post makes no sense.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
But I used Old Spice before the ads. The ads are amusing, but I've just always used that stuff anyway.
Classic is still my Dad's choice of deodorant, but it doesn't come in an antiperspirant and I don't want to smell like my Dad.
what? gross. meet better ladies.
Electronic composer for hire.
I, uhm...my girlfriend absolutely loves the smell of Axe deodorant.
So, no?
More expensive deodorants aren't really better than the cheap ones.
Actually, the best combo for good smell is probably cologne + some odorless antibacterial spray.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
picked it up from our grandfather
oddly enough my sisters tell me they can't date anyone who wears it because it smells like family
Satans..... hints.....
I use gillette clear gel cool wave gel deodorant
Personally, I just splash a bit of bourbon under my chin and on my shirt in a few places.
good for you. Screw centipede damascus
and screw everyone who says things the way he said what he said
on accounta my grandpa used to
*puffs out chest menacingly, slips and falls*
And not like last christmas.
Unlike Axe.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Someone's fond of stating the obvious.
Why I fear the ocean.