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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I liked the original ads but..

    man I just don't care anymore.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Although I guess posting in the thread about how much I don't care is lame so I am going to CONTRIBUTE by saying the only deodorant I have in the house right now is old spice because I lost my other one.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    bring back the entertaining minority

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Yep, stone cold don't give a fuck.

    Discord Lifeboat | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    I never liked the ads. They always seemed like a parody of lifestyle advertising that simultaneously wasn't a parody at all.

  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    I don't even know how Old Spice smells (Herp derp needs to be imported from the UK I believe) but I certainly enjoy their ads.
    A very well executed marketing scheme if nothing else.

    Personally I'm more of a Baldessarini guy.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • OhtheVogonityOhtheVogonity Registered User regular
    I switched to Old Spice after taking a poll of attractive women. It's because it reminded them of fathers and grandfathers and shit.

    This just in: Babes want to have sex with their dads. More at 11.

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly...thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    I use Axe. Because I've met several ladies who like the way it smells.

    Discord Lifeboat | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    I never liked the ads. They always seemed like a parody of lifestyle advertising that simultaneously wasn't a parody at all.

    weird, that's exactly why I love them

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    I switched to Old Spice after taking a poll of attractive women. It's because it reminded them of fathers and grandfathers and shit.

    This just in: Babes want to have sex with their dads. More at 11.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    Protip: There are a lot of awful chemical deodorants out there.

    If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    I am in favor of their ads. Even with this, it still hasn't crossed the line into blatant pandering or trying too hard.

    But I do hate the ads that Old Spice has inspired. So many companies are aiming for over-the-top absurdism, but the writing isn't as good and there isn't any heart there. I think some razor or shaving cream company has this young guy in a suit doing a toned down version of the gimmick.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I wear old spice.

    The original Isaiah ad is still the tits. The newer one less so.

    I still love that they are all single shot ads with traditional FX though.

  • OhtheVogonityOhtheVogonity Registered User regular
    I switched to Old Spice after taking a poll of attractive women. It's because it reminded them of fathers and grandfathers and shit.

    This just in: Babes want to have sex with their dads. More at 11.

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    That settles it then. I guess I have to wear socks and sandals together and take girls on family roadtrips.

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly...thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Ferrus wrote:
    Protip: There are a lot of awful chemical deodorants out there.

    If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.

    protip: this post makes no sense.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    I use Old Spice.

    But I used Old Spice before the ads. The ads are amusing, but I've just always used that stuff anyway.

    Classic is still my Dad's choice of deodorant, but it doesn't come in an antiperspirant and I don't want to smell like my Dad.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    I use Axe. Because I've met several ladies who like the way it smells.

    what? gross. meet better ladies.

  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    This "feud" is taking a serious toll on my twitter feed.

  • OhtheVogonityOhtheVogonity Registered User regular
    I feel I need a more cohesive scent strategy. I have lavender shave cream, sandalwood aftershave and I use old spice classic deodorant. Has got to be confusing for those sexual predators out there.

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly...thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    I use Axe. Because I've met several ladies who like the way it smells.

    what? gross. meet better ladies.

    I, uhm...my girlfriend absolutely loves the smell of Axe deodorant.

    So, no?

    Discord Lifeboat | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Ferrus wrote:
    Protip: There are a lot of awful chemical deodorants out there.

    If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.

    protip: this post makes no sense.

    More expensive deodorants aren't really better than the cheap ones.
    Actually, the best combo for good smell is probably cologne + some odorless antibacterial spray.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    every man in my family has always used old spice

    picked it up from our grandfather

    oddly enough my sisters tell me they can't date anyone who wears it because it smells like family

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Some search YouTube for 'Eric bana fabio' and see if there are any hits.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I use English Leather aftershave, just like my daddy and his grandpa.

    I use gillette clear gel cool wave gel deodorant

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Ferrus wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    Ferrus wrote:
    Protip: There are a lot of awful chemical deodorants out there.

    If you're not using a decent cologne, you might as well go for the really cheap deos.

    protip: this post makes no sense.

    More expensive deodorants aren't really better than the cheap ones.
    Actually, the best combo for good smell is probably cologne + some odorless antibacterial spray.

    Personally, I just splash a bit of bourbon under my chin and on my shirt in a few places.

  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I use Axe. Because I've met several ladies who like the way it smells.

    what? gross. meet better ladies.

    I, uhm...my girlfriend absolutely loves the smell of Axe deodorant.

    So, no?

    good for you. Screw centipede damascus

    and screw everyone who says things the way he said what he said

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    This is a silly thread, I was being silly!

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Damn it Centi, you're off the force!

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    NOT AGAIN

  • slowslow Registered User regular
    i wear old spice

    on accounta my grandpa used to

  • slowslow Registered User regular
    WHAT

    *puffs out chest menacingly, slips and falls*

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    you're a damn fine poster, but damn it, all these slips ups the major is after my balls.

    And not like last christmas.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    (Who's the major in this scenario?)

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    (i don't know.)

  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    Say what you will but Old Spice at least manages to make their extremely stereotypical portrayal of women (Diamonds, horses etc.) funny.
    Unlike Axe.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Best Old Spice guy is Bruce Campbell.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    (Also isn't it usually the mayor who'd be on your ass?)

  • slowslow Registered User regular
    listen at least someone's on an ass

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    balls, i used balls.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Best guy is Bruce Campbell.

    Someone's fond of stating the obvious.

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