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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ahhhhhhhhh!!

    I got home tonight in the pouring rain, sort of felt like back home in Washington. And then what do I see inside the building as I'm unlocking the door??!?!
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    Whoa!! I better get this inside to investigate, I know my mom said she was sending something this week so maybe it's that. I put my two best detectives on the case.

    First to the scene was Flapjack.
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    "Hmm, looks like a box," he said. "Maybe Swarley's eyes are better and he can figure out further clues."

    Swarley looked the wrong way first.
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    But then he finally got his bearings
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    "Oh yep, it's a box," he screeched excitedly. "You were right the first time ol buddy!!!"
    They decided to both examine the box together.
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    "AAAHHH!!!! A clue!!!!" one of them yelled.
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    And so they had figured it out. It was a package from that Penny Arcade place they'd heard so much about. Case closed.

    Time for some dinner.

    And so they ate the dinner and never opened the box. The end.

    BEAST! on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    WHAT

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    The rest of the story must wait until after D&D tonight, damn these planned games ruining my stories.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    You cannot leave us hanging on a gift get post

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    WHAT! NO!

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    it was a bomb

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    BEAST! don't open it it's anthrax.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    scott ian will NEVER leave if you open that

    he is the rudest house guest

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.
    BEADS??

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.

    Nicolas Cage is happy about this

  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.
    BEADS??

    bees

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.
    BEADS??

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Cheese?
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.
    BEADS??

    bees

    This is pretty amazing.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Ice to see you, Sweeny Tom.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.
    BEADS??

    bees

    This is pretty amazing.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Woops too big.

    Uriel on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    zucchini wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.
    BEADS??

    bees
    BEES??!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Weaver wrote:
    It was full of bees but by the time he got back home to open it all the bees had died.
    BEADS??

    bees
    BEES??!

    TALON!

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    End wrote: »
    I got all excited because I had a package

    it turns out it was just penny arcade the series season 2 that I preordered like a month ago

    you know what, fuck it, thank you me on ordering this and then forgetting about it
    why no problem it was my pleasure
    i just did the same thing

    "ooh, a package from germany which has gift written in the import section next to type"

    but nope, it's something i ordered for a family member

    oh well, at least it arrived in time

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    Sweeney Tom on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Do gifs not load behind spoiler tags anymore?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    They loaded for me

    They were just GIFs of Flynt Flossy dancing and doing pelvic thrusts

    Get it, Flynt Flossys

    Sweeney Tom on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    No, you misunderstand me.

    Posting a huge gif, especially the same gif several times, in a spoiler tag, will still load and slow down 56k users. So you still cannot do that. Unless Vanilla is different.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    sweeney you done fucked up now

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    to be fair, each gif is under 500k

    then again he DID post it multiple times

    either way the point is NSF56k is not a valid disclaimer when you post the image in a spoiler, because the image will load anyway

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    That's cool, I'll just delete them and just type in FlyntFlossy.gif twice so people get the joke and if they don't they GIS it

    And the best part is because Vanilla doesn't show marks of when things were edited, it's almost like it was always there to begin with! Perfect crime.

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Luckily the image will only have to be downloaded once in these situations.

    BEAST! on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    BEAST POST PICTURES OF YOUR PRESENT OR GET THE EFF OUT

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I think Marg is my satan.

    No reason why I think this.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    I got something! I think it is from my satan! I cannot open it this minute, but hopefully later tonight I will post some pictures. I just wanna say thank you to my satan in advance, and thanks to lostwords for having me check my mail!

    steam id: vermiculture
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Weaver wrote: »
    I think Marg is my satan.

    No reason why I think this.

    No Satan. Just your stalker 8->

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    I got something! I think it is from my satan! I cannot open it this minute, but hopefully later tonight I will post some pictures. I just wanna say thank you to my satan in advance, and thanks to lostwords for having me check my mail!

    Exciting!!! If I were your Satan, you'd be getting flea dip.

    Aaaaaaaand I probably just got uninvited to the zoo :(

    ThreeCubed on
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