a) My Black Panther Khajiiti is breaking down all sorts of social barriers; much like 1960s Bill Russell he is saving the world while not being considered a sentient being
b) Have you known a more deep-seated fury than feline revenge
My first cat was owned by my ex. We gave him a bath once. He came out, came over to my chair and looked up at me. He then loosed the loudest and largest stream of urine possible while maintaining eye contact for the entire minute plus it took to pee.
My girlfriend was on the couch. Both of our mouths hung open in shock and surprise. We were too stunned to move or say anything until he finished and went into the other room.
What a butthole.
If I could laugh, I would laugh right now.
i lol'd for you mim
Thank you!
You're welcome.
It's one of the many services that i provide
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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In other news no-one but me cares about, I seem to have successfully invaded Greece. My retaking of Trieste from their Austrian oppressors failed though.
In other news no-one but me cares about, I seem to have successfully invaded Greece. My retaking of Trieste from their Austrian oppressors failed though.
Yeah, good luck with that btw. Russia is currently getting spanked, and that Austria/Turkey alliance looks pretty scary
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
In other news no-one but me cares about, I seem to have successfully invaded Greece. My retaking of Trieste from their Austrian oppressors failed though.
Yeah, good luck with that btw. Russia is currently getting spanked, and that Austria/Turkey alliance looks pretty scary
Yeah....
But well, I decided I just had to do something instead of faffing about, as inaction seems to be the main reason Italy always loses.
(rascal's bet is where we swap partners regardless of outcome)
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Oh man, to add on to the list of "lols" I get when I read some women's profiles on the internet dating sites:
"I'm looking for a serious relationship, you should know how to treat a woman [and make me your priority], because I'm worth it."
Further down the profile...
"My kids are my life, they're first priority so you'll just have to deal with that if you want to date me."
Excuse me while I go to the chiropractor for the whip-lash you just gave me. You want a serious relationship, where I'm making you a priority. However, you won't give a guy the same consideration? Next.
i will watch the whole series in one day i give no fucks
Check on Friday. The whole series gets crazy as fuck sales on hell day.
$50 today on amazon
i doubt it will be cheaper than that
Do you check slickdeals.net as part of your regular daily routine? I got the LOTR blu-ray set (theatrical) for <$30 from some site I don't remember. I'm pretty sure the extended edition set was also on sale at the same time for not much more. I just didn't want so many hours of movie.
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Just playing with cats all day for your job.
If I ever win the lottery, that's totally what I'm going to do: buy a farm, and turn it into an awesome animal shelter.
Each iteration of a meme is weaker than the one that came before.
You're just saying that because you're jealous you didn't get to spray a crowd of hippie liberals. You can't conceal your envy.
I present: Dong Dong Never Die
This is what delousing looks like! *fwooooosh*
You're welcome.
It's one of the many services that i provide
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Are you ... by chance ... a pleasure model?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I am anatomically correct and fully functional
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
memes on memes on memes
racks on racks on racks
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Yeah, good luck with that btw. Russia is currently getting spanked, and that Austria/Turkey alliance looks pretty scary
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
This whole page is gold
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I love this country.
Komo is a local station in Seattle, so they're relatively legit.
Yeah....
But well, I decided I just had to do something instead of faffing about, as inaction seems to be the main reason Italy always loses.
or you lose your house and the local loanshark gets a night with ms truck
Hahaha
though from googling this seems fixable
but that's fucking lame man
Especially from their premier series.
Welcome to Bethesda.
At least they aren't as bad as Paradox.
srsly maybe they should program their own game!
It's powdered sugar!
i will win hundreds!
i will watch the whole series in one day i give no fucks
Check on Friday. The whole series gets crazy as fuck sales on hell day.
$50 today on amazon
i doubt it will be cheaper than that
I got the whole non-extended bluray series for 10 bucks.
(rascal's bet is where we swap partners regardless of outcome)
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
"I'm looking for a serious relationship, you should know how to treat a woman [and make me your priority], because I'm worth it."
Further down the profile...
"My kids are my life, they're first priority so you'll just have to deal with that if you want to date me."
Excuse me while I go to the chiropractor for the whip-lash you just gave me. You want a serious relationship, where I'm making you a priority. However, you won't give a guy the same consideration? Next.
Do you check slickdeals.net as part of your regular daily routine? I got the LOTR blu-ray set (theatrical) for <$30 from some site I don't remember. I'm pretty sure the extended edition set was also on sale at the same time for not much more. I just didn't want so many hours of movie.
also i asked for it as a present
money is no object (because i am not paying for it)