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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    sup buttholes

    oh wait i don't care

    the west wing is the best show

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    New Zealand.

    Hmm, Mr Key seems to be about Privatizing stuff. At least it looks like you're keeping proportional representation.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    they elected my cock president of your mouth


    Yeah, please make the best of the opportunity Simon.

    Seriously though, the NZ General Election

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    they elected my cock president of your mouth

    yay!

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    they elected my cock president of your mouth

    i'd like a recount

    new ballots in your butt

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    New Zealand.

    Hmm, Mr Key seems to be about Privatizing stuff. At least it looks like you're keeping proportional representation.

    RMS is right. Although you may have missed that we are having a referendum on changing the electoral system.

    Yes, that is right. NZ is honestly voting about that and we may stop being proportional. A bunch of jerks want us to return to the old FPP system that the UK still uses for General Elections

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    chu, just accept it and open wide

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    ha. now the bourne identity is on.

    schwing.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    New Zealand.

    Hmm, Mr Key seems to be about Privatizing stuff. At least it looks like you're keeping proportional representation.

    RMS is right. Although you may have missed that we are having a referendum on changing the electoral system.

    Yes, that is right. NZ is honestly voting about that and we may stop being proportional. A bunch of jerks want us to return to the old FPP system that the UK still uses for General Elections

    But the BBC reports that early results show you're keeping PR.

    I admit a New Zealand-based source might have a more accurate picture, but I know of none.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Me: hey awesome video of detroit in the 80's
    Her: That's pretty cool, but I'm trying to learn settlers of catan over here
    Me:
    Her: ok then you should come over here and fuck me
    Me: I don't know, that would take a couple of hours and I have work in the morning
    Her: I'll make it worth it if you give me those few hours
    Me: Wait are we still talking about settlers of catan?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I've read an "interesting" article in the Australian about how NZ should ditch Mixed Member Party Proportional Representation.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    a few hours?

    such chafing

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Okay guys I managed to get the election results from the future, so, spoilers:
    the winner is a sheepfucker

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Podly wrote:
    man, I LOVE how early 80's detroit was culturally equivalent to berlin


    have you posted this before? or did i stumble into it somewhere else?

    that is a great time.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    poldy is a nerd

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    a few hours?

    such chafing

    eddy baby that's what lube is for

    but really this is just a pretty hot chick that's friends with my neighbor. So while I'm not really looking to hook up with anyone, I'm definitely not getting involved in that drama.

    I was just stroking my own ego with my, if I do say so myself, fantastic joke

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    a few hours?

    such chafing

    all that commotion

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    what if matt damon is just a cover for jason bourne

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I was talking with a man who came from the Republic of Ireland, and he reckons what's unique to Northern Irish culture is our knack for self-depreciation.

    I suspect he has a point, for in my circle of friends we go on like

    "You're from Swatragh? Ugh"
    "You're one to talk, you're from Galladuff!"
    "Hmm, good point."

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    man, I LOVE how early 80's detroit was culturally equivalent to berlin


    have you posted this before? or did i stumble into it somewhere else?

    that is a great time.

    no, I posted my fave earlier, which I've also posted before



    Detroit techno dance parties are the best. The BEST.

    Whenever I guest bartend at divey-er bars, I just play hours of detroit techno and freestyle.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    New Zealand.

    Hmm, Mr Key seems to be about Privatizing stuff. At least it looks like you're keeping proportional representation.

    RMS is right. Although you may have missed that we are having a referendum on changing the electoral system.

    Yes, that is right. NZ is honestly voting about that and we may stop being proportional. A bunch of jerks want us to return to the old FPP system that the UK still uses for General Elections

    But the BBC reports that early results show you're keeping PR.

    I admit a New Zealand-based source might have a more accurate picture, but I know of none.

    You are also right - 52% in favour so far, which is good enough.

    The referendum has two votes, first - keep/change, second - if change, which of the systems do you like: PV/AV, STV, FPTP and Supplementary Member (like AV+/MMP but far less proportional). FPP is winning the alternative. So if there is a second referendum in three years time, it would be MMP vs FPTP

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Jesus how can anyone want FPP as their system

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    New Zealand.

    Hmm, Mr Key seems to be about Privatizing stuff. At least it looks like you're keeping proportional representation.

    RMS is right. Although you may have missed that we are having a referendum on changing the electoral system.

    Yes, that is right. NZ is honestly voting about that and we may stop being proportional. A bunch of jerks want us to return to the old FPP system that the UK still uses for General Elections

    But the BBC reports that early results show you're keeping PR.

    I admit a New Zealand-based source might have a more accurate picture, but I know of none.

    You are also right - 52% in favour so far, which is good enough.

    The referendum has two votes, first - keep/change, second - if change, which of the systems do you like: PV/AV, STV, FPTP and Supplementary Member (like AV+/MMP but far less proportional). FPP is winning the alternative. So if there is a second referendum in three years time, it would be MMP vs FPTP

    I shall hope for you that the second vote is rendered moot.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Jesus how can anyone want FPP as their system

    It tends towards simple red/blue two party systems and single party governments that Get Things Done™.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I've read an "interesting" article in the Australian about how NZ should ditch Mixed Member Party Proportional Representation.

    Haha. Can you link?

    Also, here is the official results page if you are interested

    http://www.electionresults.org.nz

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Two party systems are the worst thing

    and FPP sure as hell didn't save Britain from its current clusterfuck

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Two party systems are the worst thing

    and FPP sure as hell didn't save Britain from its current clusterfuck

    And Canada has a Conservative Government because the Liberals and NDP ate into each other.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    Podly wrote:
    man, I LOVE how early 80's detroit was culturally equivalent to berlin


    have you posted this before? or did i stumble into it somewhere else?

    that is a great time.

    no, I posted my fave earlier, which I've also posted before



    Detroit techno dance parties are the best. The BEST.

    Whenever I guest bartend at divey-er bars, I just play hours of detroit techno and freestyle.

    i like that the lady at 3:12 looks totally contemporary

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    I've read an "interesting" article in the Australian about how NZ should ditch Mixed Member Party Proportional Representation.

    Haha. Can you link?

    Also, here is the official results page if you are interested

    http://www.electionresults.org.nz

    By a chap called James Allan

    His arguments is small parties have disproportionate influence, there are no single party governments, and that pre-electoral promises are meaningless because it can all be sacrificed in coalition negotiations.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Two party systems are the worst thing

    and FPP sure as hell didn't save Britain from its current clusterfuck

    And Canada has a Conservative Government because the Liberals and NDP ate into each other.

    Indeed. NZ had FPP for 70 years and a far more solid two party rule than say the UK or Canada does and it sure as hell didn't make NZ the land of butterflies and gold streets.

    We have had 5 elections now under PR and we have had 5 strong governments that have ruled for the entire term without collapse. IN other words, just as stable and strong as under FPP. Anytime I ask a FPP voter back home exactly what kind of strong decisions do they think we've avoided in the last 15 years or so that FPP would have dealt with better they never have any idea, because it is a bullshit theory

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    I've read an "interesting" article in the Australian about how NZ should ditch Mixed Member Party Proportional Representation.

    Haha. Can you link?

    Also, here is the official results page if you are interested

    http://www.electionresults.org.nz

    By a chap called James Allan

    His arguments is small parties have disproportionate influence, there are no single party governments, and that pre-electoral promises are meaningless because it can all be sacrificed in coalition negotiations.

    Hmm. Well that guy is one of my old lecturers. He is a dick, but smart. A Canadian expat who represented NZ at the Winter Olympics too. Very smart law professor

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i like that the lady at 3:12 looks totally contemporary

    fresh?! ahaha I started calling my ladyfriend "fresh" because we both dig her so much

    we want to throw a party where everyone has to be a person from that video

    I call one of the dudes with the michael jackson glove

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    man there's still chafing with lube

    such chafing

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Interactive map of NZ election results. IN NZ, like UK, blue = tory

    http://www.scoop.co.nz/KMap/ElectionMap.html

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i have spent 2 hours in bed with someone

    but i have never spent 2 hours with my dick inside of someone

    i don't even think i've spent an hour like that

    it sounds unpleasant

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Yeah I've never straight up boned anyone for multiple hours. But I've spent 45 mins to an hour boning plenty of times, and I've definitely done the whole foreplay and sex thing which was well over two hours

    I guess when you have an averaged size donger it makes it easier, as opposed to you behemoth cocked beasts

    I just told her that so that I could avoid going over

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i have spent 2 hours in bed with someone

    but i have never spent 2 hours with my dick inside of someone

    i don't even think i've spent an hour like that

    it sounds unpleasant

    i wonder if anyone just. . .

    doesnt do any thrusting at all.

    semi-flacid penis just on lockdown inside the vagina while they canoodle nearly motionless.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Interactive map of NZ election results. IN NZ, like UK, blue = tory

    http://www.scoop.co.nz/KMap/ElectionMap.html

    I get the feeling that, like the Tories, they have done best in rural areas?

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i think i can convince my friend to do this.

    why would i want to do this?

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Here is a web show about the election, live

    They are using cupcakes to demonstrate the next parliament's makeup

    http://discourse.co.nz/election

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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