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[South Park: The Stick of Truth] Sequel announced by Ubisoft SanFran

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    LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    I was a black jew. It was fun.

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    InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    Oh my god. A black, ginger Jew. It's the ultimate anti-Cartman.

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    Does Cartman's dialog for the Thief on the class selection change if you make your character black? I never tried, but I would hope so :P

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    EtiowsaEtiowsa Registered User regular
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Does Cartman's dialog for the Thief on the class selection change if you make your character black? I never tried, but I would hope so :P

    It does. He says something to the effect of 'you look sneaky enough to be a thief.'

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    If only there were a part in the game where you had to play bass and automatically passed if you made your character black.

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    ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I was a black jew. It was fun.

    So Cartman doesn't like Drake? :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

    I wonder if he sparkles with the girls.

    Managed to play for 30 minutes with my black mage and 4 elves kicked my ass.

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    RandomHajileRandomHajile Not actually a Snatcher The New KremlinRegistered User regular
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I was a black jew. It was fun.

    So Cartman doesn't like Drake? :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

    I wonder if he sparkles with the girls.

    Managed to play for 30 minutes with my black mage and 4 elves kicked my ass.
    So you're saying black people shouldn't be mages? Racist.

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    Invisible wrote: »
    Oh my god. A black, ginger Jew. It's the ultimate anti-Cartman.

    If you do the Jersey tan, Cartman says that you're pretty much Kyle's mom if you pick the Jew class.

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    KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    Etiowsa wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Does Cartman's dialog for the Thief on the class selection change if you make your character black? I never tried, but I would hope so :P

    It does. He says something to the effect of 'you look sneaky enough to be a thief.'
    Nope. He says that to anyone selecting a thief. There are two comments. (Trust me, I was trying to get all of them.)

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I was a black jew. It was fun.

    So Cartman doesn't like Drake? :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

    I wonder if he sparkles with the girls.

    Managed to play for 30 minutes with my black mage and 4 elves kicked my ass.

    Did Timmy not want to show up and drive you around? :)

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    ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    I think I pressed B during the Timmy animation and the elves showed up when I moved a little to the left.

    Using the bow does not get you MP back, right?

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    ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    Drake is also canadian. Hehe.

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    Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Archsorcerer

    I think I'm gonna restart the game and make my mage black.
    Does Cartman call you a "black asshole" if you do?

    (it's been awhile since I watched South Park but I remember him saying that a lot, might just be something my grandparents said once...or alot)

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    ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    Nah, I think there was a glitch. I don't remember being called a "scary black fighter".

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    The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    Dr. Chaos wrote: »
    Archsorcerer

    I think I'm gonna restart the game and make my mage black.
    Does Cartman call you a "black asshole" if you do?

    (it's been awhile since I watched South Park but I remember him saying that a lot, might just be something my grandparents said once)

    He would on occasion say "Butters you black asshole!", which always cracked me up.

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    StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    Jesus fuck, did people completely fucking forget that in the 4th grade girls had cooties or how the entire boys vs girls dynamic works in South Park? I swear, sometimes some of you really need to realize that not everything needs to be an inclusiveness crusade. Skullfucking blowjob mildly rapey crap in LoS2? Yeah, that's kinda fucked up. The inability to be a girl in this? Entirely accurate to the show. If you don't like that fact then maybe you should have watched some South Park before buying this game.


    In other news this game is pretty fun and I have a weird compulsion to collect my own poop.

    Haha, you said poop.

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    ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    PP potions. Hehe.

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    ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    So yeah just finished unplanned parenthood....

    Uhm.....hrm...sorry to bother an old aphormism...but...I was not prepared....

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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    So yeah just finished unplanned parenthood....

    Uhm.....hrm...sorry to bother an old aphormism...but...I was not prepared....

    Yeah, I was also very surprised by the inability to backtrack during parts of that mission.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    So I've finished Unplanned Parenthood, and am now questing to the Northern Realm, abut how far am I from the end?
    I'm guessing I'm getting close, since I seem to have the best weapon by now, and I've only got one side-quest left to go (the last of Jimbos' hunts).

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    So I've finished Unplanned Parenthood, and am now questing to the Northern Realm, abut how far am I from the end?
    I'm guessing I'm getting close, since I seem to have the best weapon by now, and I've only got one side-quest left to go (the last of Jimbos' hunts).
    @klemming You're pretty close, really.

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    ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    Kay wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    So I've finished Unplanned Parenthood, and am now questing to the Northern Realm, abut how far am I from the end?
    I'm guessing I'm getting close, since I seem to have the best weapon by now, and I've only got one side-quest left to go (the last of Jimbos' hunts).
    @klemming You're pretty close, really.

    Yeah I see what you guys mean about the katana. Holy amazeballs, that thing carves up enemies, even with simple heavy attacks on my warrior. I kinda hope they either patch in more weapons or something because once you go katana you know you wanna...something something something....

    Though I did enjoy using the hand of Man-Bear Pig, very nice weapon. :smiley:

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    TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    And the next thing I know I'm playing goth DDR.

    Jesus fuck this game is fantastic.

    I was gonna say "this game is surprisingly bug free for being an Obsidian game" but then everyone's face fell off and for a few seconds I was playing a fucking horror movie. Thankfully that mildly fucked up visual glitch is the worst thing I've seen and has happened only twice.

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    And the next thing I know I'm playing goth DDR.

    Jesus fuck this game is fantastic.

    I was gonna say "this game is surprisingly bug free for being an Obsidian game" but then everyone's face fell off and for a few seconds I was playing a fucking horror movie. Thankfully that mildly fucked up visual glitch is the worst thing I've seen and has happened only twice.
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    ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Dark Souls II is here so SoT is gonna wait.

    Damn, thief looks good.

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
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    LCDXXLCDXX A flask of wood and glass Terre Haute, INRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.
    Performance wise, which runs better: PS3 or Xbox?

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    holy fucking shit the end of day 2 had me laughing so hard i thought i was going to need an inhaler

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    Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    LCDXX wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.
    Performance wise, which runs better: PS3 or Xbox?

    The PS3 version is pretty shitty.

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    LCDXXLCDXX A flask of wood and glass Terre Haute, INRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    LCDXX wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.
    Performance wise, which runs better: PS3 or Xbox?

    The PS3 version is pretty shitty.
    Noted. 360 version it is. Thank you.

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    DaringDirkDaringDirk Daddy CEO Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.

    Is this best deal? Have there been better deal? Tipsy and shopping, need facts and motivation. PC/Steam only.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    If you are wavering on buying this game while tipsy shopping you are not tipsy enough

    DRINK MOAR

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    KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »
    LCDXX wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.
    Performance wise, which runs better: PS3 or Xbox?

    The PS3 version is pretty shitty.
    Uh oh. What's so bad about it? I imported it for my sister so she'd have the uncensored version.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    I don't think any of them are unplayable, but there may be some framerate drops or freezes.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    DrunkMcDrunkMc Registered User regular
    Kay wrote: »
    Maz- wrote: »
    LCDXX wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.
    Performance wise, which runs better: PS3 or Xbox?

    The PS3 version is pretty shitty.
    Uh oh. What's so bad about it? I imported it for my sister so she'd have the uncensored version.

    When transitioning screens it could sometimes stutter as it was trying to load. But I didn't think it was all that bad.

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    KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    That's not too bad, then. I'm sure she'll enjoy alien abductions, abortions, and gnomish pranks just fine.

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    Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I had loads of audio / video sync issues. The battle transition sequence was totally fucked every single time, for example.

    Occasionally it affected combat actions as well. Listening to sound cues in order to help with button presses became completely impossible.

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    C2BC2B SwitzerlandRegistered User regular
    Speaking of which Ubisoft should release that second patch soon. Would hate if this turns into another Alpha Protocol situation.

    Ahhhh, I hate modern patch politics.

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    DaringDirk wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    You can get any version of this game on Amazon, today only, for $42.99.
    Is this best deal? Have there been better deal? Tipsy and shopping, need facts and motivation. PC/Steam only.
    20% off is the best deal so far, but I'd hold out for 50%. It'll probably happen during the Summer Sale.

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