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Holy [chat] its my turn!?

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular

    I'm actually kind of happy that all the famous ladies that I would dearly love to insert my throbbing man stick into I would still like to even if they had the large wrinkly bug eyes of Steve Buscemi.

    Or maybe I want to fuck Steve Buscemi...

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Cosmonauts still get shot into space all the time. We use their rockets now. Only ones who can reliably reach the ISS.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular

    I'm actually kind of happy that all the famous ladies that I would dearly love to insert my throbbing man stick into I would still like to even if they had the large wrinkly bug eyes of Steve Buscemi.

    Or maybe
    I want to fuck Steve Buscemi...

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Cosmonauts still get shot into space all the time. We use their rockets now. Only ones who can reliably reach the ISS.

    But those are the crappy Russian Federation cosmonauts, not the super awesome Soviet ones

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Could do what Farscape did and have him fall through a wormhole.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Hrm, let me ponder that. I'm sure we can come up with something.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Cosmonauts still get shot into space all the time. We use their rockets now. Only ones who can reliably reach the ISS.

    But those are the crappy Russian Federation cosmonauts, not the super awesome Soviet ones

    Same Russian rockets. Same training. Same facility. There you go!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Cosmonauts still get shot into space all the time. We use their rockets now. Only ones who can reliably reach the ISS.

    They aren't soviets anymore though

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Listen if they don't have the hammer and sickle on their uniforms, they aren't real cosmonauts

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Putins ruskies have nothing on stalin's ruskies!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Could do what Farscape did and have him fall through a wormhole.

    Evil bankers kidnap a cosmonaut from the past!

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    @Mazzyx you around boy?

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Cosmonauts still get shot into space all the time. We use their rockets now. Only ones who can reliably reach the ISS.

    But those are the crappy Russian Federation cosmonauts, not the super awesome Soviet ones

    Same Russian rockets. Same training. Same facility. There you go!

    Perhaps she was pulled forward in time.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I mean I guess I could have just scrolled up...

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Or maybe you're a dead cosmonaut possessed by the angry spirit of Laika.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    what a beautiful night

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    Or maybe you're a dead cosmonaut possessed by the angry spirit of Laika.

    I actually had that idea, since the main reason I want to make a super-powered cosmonaut is because I just finished re-reading the graphic novel Laika

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Still looks crazy Russian to me.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i have absolutely zero idea of what i want to do in thom's game

    none at all

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    @Mazzyx you around boy?

    No, this is not the poster you are looking for.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    i have absolutely zero idea of what i want to do in thom's game

    none at all

    You've got some time.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Still looks crazy Russian to me.

    5af12879dcf84f1d8de9507dde28ff33.jpg

    Not enough red

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    i have absolutely zero idea of what i want to do in thom's game

    none at all
    You could make one of my CO characters: a pink, female Iron Man ripoff called "The Estrogenerator."

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    @Captain Carrot @simonwolf @thehumandignity

    Sorry I wasn't around tonight! I completely forgot I had D&D. I realized as I was getting on the subway home that I missed Borderlands tonight :X

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    i have absolutely zero idea of what i want to do in thom's game

    none at all
    You could make one of my CO characters: a pink, female Iron Man ripoff called "The Estrogenerator."

    How estrogenerous of you to offer.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    I am so burnt out right now.

    need to find something to do.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    i have absolutely zero idea of what i want to do in thom's game

    none at all

    How about somebody with powers!

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I can start throwing my rejected ideas at you, Cass

    1 - a rockabilly preacher named Johnny Vatican
    2 - a Swedish anthropologist possessed by the spirits of seven Japanese kami, named Sven Samurai

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Heya [chat] I have had a fucking terrible day, so if I appear bitchy I apologize in advance.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am so burnt out right now.

    need to find something to do.

    Build a great pyramid?

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    I am so burnt out right now.

    need to find something to do.

    Build a great pyramid?

    that level is so beat'd. The one I'm on now is pretty tricky as there is very little buildable ground.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    mazz has it occurred to you we could conceivably hang out AT ANY TIME

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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular

    I knew I was an eyes guy but holy shit apparently I am really an eyes guy.

    Also: Now I'm mentally scarred.

    Yeah, eyes are pretty crucial. Buscemi eyes is the worst invention.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I am so burnt out right now.

    need to find something to do.

    Make an arcology.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    skyrim companion questline spoiler!
    werewolf form is so bossssss

    once you learn how to use that mother it wrecks errybody

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Heya [chat] I have had a fucking terrible day, so if I appear bitchy I apologize in advance.

    what's up, dude :c

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    A man with the powers of a pagan deer god, named The Sacred Hart

    a German version of the above named the Reichstag

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Okay, well, I am trying to think of a means for a Soviet cosmonaut to be around and not super old. Cold storage, maybe? Not sure if that fits your "no legacy" thing, though

    Cold storage, while in space. Or traveling on a secret rocket at nearly the speed of light.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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