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Dear Leader of Best Korea is Dead

PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion.Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
North Korean media has reported that long-time leader Kim Jong-Il has died, the Reuters news agency said.
North Korean media has reported that long-time leader Kim Jong-Il died.

State television reported on Monday that he died on Saturday and the announcer said the cause was "physical and mental over-work".

The official news agency KCNA said Kim died on board a train during one of his field trips outside the capital.

Meanwhile, the Yonhap news agency said the South Korean military has been placed on emergency alert, as shares on the stock market in Seoul fell nearly five per cent.

South Korea's presidential Blue House has also called an emergency National Security Council meeting.

Reclusive 'dear leader'

Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media.

The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.

The news comes as North Korea prepares for a hereditary succession. In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, the twenty-something Kim Jong-Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts.

"Just a couple of days ago, it was publicised that he was visiting a military installation," Don Kirk of the Christian Science Monitor told Al Jazeera.

"Obviously there will be a long period of pubilc mourning in the country, but the sense is that at least he organised his succession with [his son] Kim Jong-Un taking over."

"The country looks stable, but whether it will remain stable is not clear," he said.

Kim, 69, took power in 1994 upon the death of his father, Kim Il-Sung, the first leader of the country.

Pyongyang is due to celebrate the milestone 100th birthday of Kim Il-Sung in April 2012.

MOVE OVER KIM JONG IL
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IT'S TIME FOR KIM JONG-UN

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Slowezon

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    RIP Kim Kardashian

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Pharezon the Usurper.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    Slow thread gets the worm.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    what the fuck is this

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    TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    well

    this should be interesting.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Pharezon is a charlatan and smells of dog turds

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    A thousand doves weep tears of blood over the loss of our Dear Leader

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Can't wait to here about how this is bad news for Obama.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Pharezon is a charlatan and smells of dog turds

    confirmed

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    So his son his also unbalanced I gather

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    It was inebitable.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yeah his son is apparently a crazy dude

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    State television reported on Monday that he died on Saturday and the announcer said the cause was "physical and mental over-work".

    this time i actually read the OP and i am reasonably sure this quote is not in it

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    wait why did Blank's thread get closed when it was made first I AM SO CONFUSED

    ah well

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote:
    So his son his also unbalanced I gather

    it's kinda hard to top daffy duck in terms of craziness

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    From the other thread
    Skull Man wrote:
    oh fuck this is bad news oh my god

    I am not one to dance on graves

    but I really don't think he's going to be missed anywhere outside North Korea

    like, even from a purely political standpoint, I don't even think China would miss the dude

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    This is certainly some news

    Are there any forumers in South Korea?

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    It is crazy that we aren't sure how old his son is, or even that he's 100% the successor.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Kim was only kept alive by our having troops in Iraq.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    I was saying it was bad news in the other thread because his son is just as much of a batshit loonytune and probably believes the hype even more

    it's a transition and I'm WORRIED AS FUCK

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Penny arcade forums: Main source for all my breaking workd news

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    This is the most amazing picture.

    Good that this old fuck is dead, but I don't know how it's going to play.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote:
    RIP Kim Kardashian

    if only

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    From the other thread
    Skull Man wrote:
    oh fuck this is bad news oh my god

    I am not one to dance on graves

    but I really don't think he's going to be missed anywhere outside North Korea

    like, even from a purely political standpoint, I don't even think China would miss the dude

    he was reviled by his own people

    and he was an enormous thorn in in china's side, so...

    yeah you're technically correct

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Who will we turn to to come up with great ideas like adjustable desks and paratrooper traffic officers now?
    Rest in Peace great leader.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    I was saying it was bad news in the other thread because his son is just as much of a batshit loonytune and probably believes the hype even more

    it's a transition and I'm WORRIED AS FUCK

    this is a fair point

    I mean, his dad CREATED the hype

    this kid was RAISED in it

    not a good sign

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    fuckkkkkkkk

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The next few weeks are definitely going to be... interesting.

    or not.

    A prophet I am not.

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    That rounds out the rule of 3 for international pains in America's ass, I guess.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    snip

    This is the most amazing picture.

    Good that this old fuck is dead, but I don't know how it's going to play.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote:
    This is certainly some news

    Are there any forumers in South Korea?

    lost salient is currently back home in the states, but she teaches there

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    oh my god

    i picked him as number 2 in CDL

    this is going to pay out in spades

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    From the other thread
    Skull Man wrote:
    oh fuck this is bad news oh my god

    I am not one to dance on graves

    but I really don't think he's going to be missed anywhere outside North Korea

    like, even from a purely political standpoint, I don't even think China would miss the dude

    he was reviled by his own people

    and he was an enormous thorn in in china's side, so...

    yeah you're technically correct

    well yeah I'm saying like

    his family is in North Korea, and I'm sure they'll miss him maybe

    and of all the prospective political allies North Korea could have, not even THEY want anything to do with him

    so you know, clarifications etc

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    From the other thread
    Skull Man wrote:
    oh fuck this is bad news oh my god

    I am not one to dance on graves

    but I really don't think he's going to be missed anywhere outside North Korea

    like, even from a purely political standpoint, I don't even think China would miss the dude

    It is less that people will miss him and more that he was more or less in control of the military.

    We have no idea what his son will be like.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Well, it's a nice day for it.

    Sunny, cold but not too cold.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote:
    oh my god

    i picked him as number 2 in CDL

    this is going to pay out in spades

    How old was he?

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Pharezon is a charlatan and smells of dog turds

    confirmed

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