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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Thanks juicer! Though I think I shall go with Fur traders because...it sounds easier and I am a lazy man.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I have reached an epiphany

    "Destination scan" is the most worthless package tracking update ever

    It's basically "your shit's coming to your house. But not yet. Huff a dick."

    Fuck shipping companies so much

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Can any of you guys tell me how to pronounce Coureurs de Bois? It's a card in A Few Acres of Snow and every time I play it I am just like "I play...these...guys..."

    Koo-rer de bwah.

    This. You're probably not going to get the accent/pronunciation quite right, but I'm sure no one will give a shit.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    For Christmas I got a copy of the New York Times from the day I was born.

    Shit's going down in Czechoslovakia, but I'm sure Husak will get it under control.

    This is what the NYT from the day of my birth looks like.
    news_131.jpg

    Robos A Go Go on
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Tomorrow I gotta wake up early so I can get ready to go to a fancy place tomorrow.

    Alma de Cuba

    This time I hope I find something I like :|

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular

    it's hard without a pronunciation key. Just call 'em Fur traders.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zJTNOxV4Qg

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    bone daddybone daddy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Can any of you guys tell me how to pronounce Coureurs de Bois? It's a card in A Few Acres of Snow and every time I play it I am just like "I play...these...guys..."

    Okay, where are you from? Also, 21st Century, hi5 on that being your only language. That is kind of glorious. In like a Romans vs. the Maya way.

    Rogue helicopter?
    Ecoterrorism is actually the single largest terrorist threat at the moment. They don't usually kill people, but they blow up or set on fire very expensive things.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    21st: It's a pretty neat 1v1 boardgame I got for christmas that pits the British up against the French during the 1700s in Canada.

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Thanks juicer! Though I think I shall go with Fur traders because...it sounds easier and I am a lazy man.

    ...

    *narrows eyes*
    :D

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    bone daddy wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Can any of you guys tell me how to pronounce Coureurs de Bois? It's a card in A Few Acres of Snow and every time I play it I am just like "I play...these...guys..."

    Okay, where are you from? Also, 21st Century, hi5 on that being your only language. That is kind of glorious. In like a Romans vs. the Maya way.

    I'm from California.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    :)
    Inquisitor wrote:
    21st: It's a pretty neat 1v1 boardgame I got for christmas that pits the British up against the French during the 1700s in Canada.

    That sounds pretty nice.

    Also, LOL, "A Few Acres of Snow" is a pretty funny pun in French. It'd be "Quelques Arpents de Neige" which is very similar to "Quelques Arpents de Pieges", the french name for Trivial Pursuit.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    bone daddy wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Can any of you guys tell me how to pronounce Coureurs de Bois? It's a card in A Few Acres of Snow and every time I play it I am just like "I play...these...guys..."

    Okay, where are you from? Also, 21st Century, hi5 on that being your only language. That is kind of glorious. In like a Romans vs. the Maya way.

    It's kinda nuts but in the US most people can get by without learning a language other than English

    Yeah it'd be nice if people were bilingual

    But at the same time when do I practice my conversational French in fucking Liverpool NY

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    bone daddy wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Can any of you guys tell me how to pronounce Coureurs de Bois? It's a card in A Few Acres of Snow and every time I play it I am just like "I play...these...guys..."

    Okay, where are you from? Also, 21st Century, hi5 on that being your only language. That is kind of glorious. In like a Romans vs. the Maya way.

    It's kinda nuts but in the US most people can get by without learning a language other than English

    Yeah it'd be nice if people were bilingual

    But at the same time when do I practice my conversational French in fucking Liverpool NY

    Under your breath in traffic?

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Koo-rer Day bwah. The proper term is Coureurs des Bois.

    Aren't both fine? I'm not Canadian, but "bois" isn't inherently singular or plural.

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    bone daddybone daddy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    It's kinda nuts but in the US most people can get by without learning a language other than English

    Yeah it'd be nice if people were bilingual

    But at the same time when do I practice my conversational French in fucking Liverpool NY

    Yessssssssssssssssss.

    Rogue helicopter?
    Ecoterrorism is actually the single largest terrorist threat at the moment. They don't usually kill people, but they blow up or set on fire very expensive things.
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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    :)
    Inquisitor wrote:
    21st: It's a pretty neat 1v1 boardgame I got for christmas that pits the British up against the French during the 1700s in Canada.

    That sounds pretty nice.

    Also, LOL, "A Few Acres of Snow" is a pretty funny pun in French. It'd be "Quelques Arpents de Neige" which is very similar to "Quelques Arpents de Pieges", the french name for Trivial Pursuit.

    Man, I bet Trivial Pursuit would sell way more copies if it were called A Few Acres of Deadly Traps.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    bone daddy wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Can any of you guys tell me how to pronounce Coureurs de Bois? It's a card in A Few Acres of Snow and every time I play it I am just like "I play...these...guys..."

    Okay, where are you from? Also, 21st Century, hi5 on that being your only language. That is kind of glorious. In like a Romans vs. the Maya way.

    It's kinda nuts but in the US most people can get by without learning a language other than English

    Yeah it'd be nice if people were bilingual

    But at the same time when do I practice my conversational French in fucking Liverpool NY

    Do it like me. Start playing video games with Frenchmen

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I mean I practice my Spanish when I'm drunk

    If you think babbling nonsense phrases consisting of the four or five words I remember from high school counts as practicing

    Because again, I don't ever have a time when I use it so I lost whatever meager skill I had

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    :)
    Inquisitor wrote:
    21st: It's a pretty neat 1v1 boardgame I got for christmas that pits the British up against the French during the 1700s in Canada.

    That sounds pretty nice.

    Also, LOL, "A Few Acres of Snow" is a pretty funny pun in French. It'd be "Quelques Arpents de Neige" which is very similar to "Quelques Arpents de Pieges", the french name for Trivial Pursuit.

    Well it is a line taken from a quote of Voltaire about how pointless the war in Canada was, due to it being such a far off and resource poor area. So I imagine the pun was intentional. :D

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    bone daddy wrote:
    Buttlord wrote:
    It's kinda nuts but in the US most people can get by without learning a language other than English

    Yeah it'd be nice if people were bilingual

    But at the same time when do I practice my conversational French in fucking Liverpool NY

    Yessssssssssssssssss.

    Que senor

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Koo-rer Day bwah. The proper term is Coureurs des Bois.

    Aren't both fine? I'm not Canadian, but "bois" isn't inherently singular or plural.

    Bois can be singular "du bois" as in "some wood" or plural "des bois" as in "Woods".

    Coureurs des bois is the proper term because there's no "singular wood" when talking about a forest, you know.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    when i first came to america i wanted to resist learning english

    that lasted for about 3 hours

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Hola senor

    Donde esta Bonertown

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    Hola senor

    Donde esta Bonertown

    Esta in mi Pantalones! :winky:

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    Hola senor

    Donde esta Bonertown

    Esta in mi Pantalones! :winky:

    Es muy pequeno

    Fuck your tildes

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    I'm personally torn between learning French or German next. I want the German because then I can go to Germany and order a lager like a man. I want the French because I want to go to the wine country in France and be able to communicate with the folks there (I hear the country side is a gamble for finding someone that can speak English).

    I can order beer and tapas in Seville Spain just fine, and a nice Port in Portugal. These are things I can do conversationally (can't read or write it worth a hoot).

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Necesito ayuda, tengo un perro caliente en mi zapato

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I'm personally torn between learning French or German next. I want the German because then I can go to Germany and order a lager like a man. I want the French because I want to go to the wine country in France and be able to communicate with the folks there (I hear the country side is a gamble for finding someone that can speak English).

    I can order beer and tapas in Seville Spain just fine, and a nice Port in Portugal. These are things I can do conversationally (can't read or write it worth a hoot).

    It's Europe. Speak English. If they seem like they don't understand you, talk louder and slower and until they get it. That's the American way.

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    German is badass sounding. Unless you're me, and then you get stuck with the cutest sounding German dialect. Swiss German is to German as Hollywood Cockney is to the Queen's English.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    Necesito ayuda, tengo un perro caliente en mi zapato

    By the way this is my favorite thing t say when I'm drunk

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I just realized I have not eaten dinner.

    Damn colds mucking with appetites.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Oh god

    So a new $11 burger and decent beers type place opened up by me called Tavern on 2.

    After the last few days all I want is real food and this is their basic burger:



    Tavern On 2 Burger
    Paso Prime Ranch beef or all natural free-range chicken breast, brie cheese, caramelized onions, lettuce, tomato, Tavern On 2 signature ketchup sauce on a brioche bun (add bacon, avocado or caramelized shitake and portobello mushrooms for 1.50 each)


    Oh man that sounds so good to me oh man

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    I'm personally torn between learning French or German next. I want the German because then I can go to Germany and order a lager like a man. I want the French because I want to go to the wine country in France and be able to communicate with the folks there (I hear the country side is a gamble for finding someone that can speak English).

    I can order beer and tapas in Seville Spain just fine, and a nice Port in Portugal. These are things I can do conversationally (can't read or write it worth a hoot).

    It's Europe. Speak English. If they seem like they don't understand you, talk louder and slower and until they get it. That's the American way.

    I prefer exploding minds in mind explosions. To wit, speaking with a reasonably good dialect in the native language then turning to my friend and speaking to them in English with the deepest southern drawl that I can muster. So much fun.

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    desc.

    Go to there.

    It is your destiny.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Why would you want caramel on onions?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Oh god

    So a new $11 burger and decent beers type place opened up by me called Tavern on 2.

    After the last few days all I want is real food and this is their basic burger:



    Tavern On 2 Burger
    Paso Prime Ranch beef or all natural free-range chicken breast, brie cheese, caramelized onions, lettuce, tomato, Tavern On 2 signature ketchup sauce on a brioche bun (add bacon, avocado or caramelized shitake and portobello mushrooms for 1.50 each)


    Oh man that sounds so good to me oh man

    So when are we going?

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    bone daddybone daddy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Do it like me. Start playing video games with Frenchmen

    That's kind of cheating, though. I mean, it's like "How to Start a Barfight in Spanish." You really only need to be able to string together "mother," "cocksucker," and a bunch of animals in a random order to get your "I'd like to fight about something" point across. You're comparing speaking a language to hurling a bottle against a far wall and pointing at your untrousered dick.

    Rogue helicopter?
    Ecoterrorism is actually the single largest terrorist threat at the moment. They don't usually kill people, but they blow up or set on fire very expensive things.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Why would you want caramel on onions?

    U SRS

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    bone daddy wrote:
    Do it like me. Start playing video games with Frenchmen

    That's kind of cheating, though. I mean, it's like "How to Start a Barfight in Spanish." You really only need to be able to string together "mother," "cocksucker," and a bunch of animals in a random order to get your "I'd like to fight about something" point across. You're comparing speaking a language to hurling a bottle against a far wall and pointing at your untrousered dick.

    That's the language of men though

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    bone daddy wrote:
    That's kind of cheating, though. I mean, it's like "How to Start a Barfight in Spanish." You really only need to be able to string together "mother," "cocksucker," and a bunch of animals in a random order to get your "I'd like to fight about something" point across. You're comparing speaking a language to hurling a bottle against a far wall and pointing at your untrousered dick.

    How do you know that 21st is cut?

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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