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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Okay chat is now making my depression much worse

    later

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    lol we have someone at our company who does a lot of analytical stuff, she is chinese and her english is so so though, and she ended an e-mail to my friend with "sorry for the incontinence"

    poo
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    penis

    winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema

    butts

    surrealitycheck on
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Pony if I happened to become a supervillain I would totally hire you to run my legion of henchmen, for the record. You would be great at handling superheroes trespassing in the volcano.

    you'd need a femme fatale too, right?



    I could be in charge of hiring one

    Listen you

    Hey wait you like superheroes and RPGS!

    Ells would you have any interest in colorful-superhero-future miniventure rpg action?

    mayhaps

    I will send you a PM after work.

    Gotta message abdhy and disco terrier and nerd as well tonight.

    And me!

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    First long walk we had in the military boots was 8 km, or 15 for those of us who wanted to go further

    everyone walked funny afterwards

    jesus christ my poor feet

    Ugh, yeah, I'm normally a pretty sedentary dude but the first day I went out for a walk on the trail at the park by my house. I hit the 3 mile marker (~5km) and was like, hmm, my feet are starting to kinda hurt, I should probably turn around.

    I was definitely starting to hobble a bit by the time I made it back to the beginning.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    I tried to watch Dance Fu. Somebody hold me.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    penis

    winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema

    butts

    Right, but the point is that the new schema is unexpected.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    first language chinese speakers often commit what i think of as "thesaurus" errors when they speak english

    and my favourite was a chinese student calling somebody else a caitiff

    i was pleased

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Winky wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i don't think facials are the greatest, necessarily. i just really like them. most of the time i like actual stimulation on my donger as sex ends, versus just fapping on a face.

    and i am not a demeaning dude in bed. i am very much the 'wants to feel wanted' type in bed- i like facials in the context of the girl thinking it's hot, not me calling her names.

    This exactly.

    I like some kind of demeaning stuff in porn but not because I enjoy the exertion of power over women, but rather I like the notion of a woman wanting sex so bad she is willing to demean herself to get it. It's a "strength of desire" thing, not a "I am controlling you" thing.

    Kind of a "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" sort of thing.

    I think this is at the root of all porn, honestly.

    Whatever you happen to think of as ironclad socially -- someone goes against that because hey need sex that bad? Holy shit!

    Like, if you don't really care about black dudes dating white chicks, then a lot of IR porn seems really dorky. But then someone with anxiety about race sees it and has all the boners.

    How many racists get caught with IR porn? Tons. 'phobes getting caught with dude-dude porn.

    Sex overrules society.

    desc on
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post

    because it was hilarious

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i don't think facials are the greatest, necessarily. i just really like them. most of the time i like actual stimulation on my donger as sex ends, versus just fapping on a face.

    and i am not a demeaning dude in bed. i am very much the 'wants to feel wanted' type in bed- i like facials in the context of the girl thinking it's hot, not me calling her names.

    This exactly.

    I like some kind of demeaning stuff in porn but not because I enjoy the exertion of power over women, but rather I like the notion of a woman wanting sex so bad she is willing to demean herself to get it. It's a "strength of desire" thing, not a "I am controlling you" thing.

    Kind of a "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" sort of thing.

    I think this is at the root of all porn, honestly.

    Whatever you happen to think of as ironclad socially -- someone goes against that because hey need sex that bad? Holy shit!

    Like, if you don't really care about black dudes dating white chicks, then a lot of IR porn seems really dorky. But then someone with anxiety about race sees it and has all the boners.

    How many racists get caught with porn? Tons. 'phobes getting caught with dude-dude porn.

    Sex overrules society.

    I think that this is the origin of rape fantasies as well. No one ever actually wants to be raped in reality, but it could be attractive to imagine someone who wanted you so badly they would go to those lengths.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    god i am soaking wet. it's raining so hard outside that i basically just took a shower

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    penis

    winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema

    butts

    Last time I went to an improv show, they played a game where they tried to make each other "blue" language or sexual references, and if you did, you were out. One guy wanted to sit it out, so when it came to his line he just goes

    "PENIS!!!"

    Big laugh, he sat down.

    Penis is humor.

    QED

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    god i am soaking wet. it's raining so hard outside that i basically just took a shower

    so. facials. thoughts? go.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I just put on any ol' white tshirt this morning since I was wearing a shirt over it

    I didn't realise how see through my work shirt was and you can read "COOL STORY BRO" through it

    good thing I'm in the office alone

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Good morning chat.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post

    because it was hilarious

    Acutally, your usage of penis and butts is an incredibly common thing on these forums. It's pretty common outside of them as well (vulgarity applied to usually non-vulgar situation).

    I think that's the problem with most "random" humor, it's very often not very random. It'll contain things or be in such a format that it is instantly recognizable, and predictable.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Good morning chat.

    Morning quizzy sup?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Pony if I happened to become a supervillain I would totally hire you to run my legion of henchmen, for the record. You would be great at handling superheroes trespassing in the volcano.

    you'd need a femme fatale too, right?



    I could be in charge of hiring one

    Listen you

    Hey wait you like superheroes and RPGS!

    Ells would you have any interest in colorful-superhero-future miniventure rpg action?

    mayhaps

    I will send you a PM after work.

    Gotta message abdhy and disco terrier and nerd as well tonight.

    sweeet

    Been brainstorming all week -- I didn't have updates yet because I had sort of the "big picture" in mind but no idea what a good basic starting mission would be.

    I am going to PM you guys a sort of primer on the solar system as written up by a DC fan online to set the feel and then solicit you guys for character ideas. I need to talk about FATE a little too, because it calls for a different approach than most RPGs, especially for superheroes.

    This is a system where "my super power is telepathy" might actually be more subtly powerful than "I'm bulletproof and I throw cars". Talking to someone is a very, very valid way to end a fight and win it.

    Also I need to know what kinds of cars you like re: flight rings. :3

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2012
    Hmm, what would be the best, healthiest choice for lunch?

    I have some grilled tilapia fillets and japanese rice, I could make some spaghetti with pesto or eat an instant thai soup...

    I'm no good at choosing.

    Fish and rice.

    Vanguard on
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Hmm, what would be the best, healthiest choice for lunch?

    I have some grilled tilapia fillets and japanese rice, I could make some spaghetti with pesto or eat an instant thai soup...

    I'm no good at choosing.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Good morning chat.

    Morning quizzy sup?

    My stomach is a pit because instead of eating a dinner last night I ate popcorn while watching the girl with the dragon tattoo.

    Didn't much feel like eating afterwards. The things we do for girls :P

    Sup with you?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    TIEM PARADOX

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Ah, I'd forgotten about Falcon Northwest.

    ... they still exist?

    I shall peruse their site for giggles.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    penis

    winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema

    butts

    Last time I went to an improv show, they played a game where they tried to make each other "blue" language or sexual references, and if you did, you were out. One guy wanted to sit it out, so when it came to his line he just goes

    "PENIS!!!"

    Big laugh, he sat down.

    Penis is humor.

    QED
    My senior year, I was in the school musical, and before the last performance, the people who had been in Drama for years were allowed to take three minutes to bid farewell to the institution. One guy, who'd gone to my middle school, and had a reputation as a bit of a rascal but a very nice guy, was very unsure about what he should do, and then someone suggested that he play the penis game. With himself. So when Steven's turn came up, he shouted "PENIS!" three times, each louder than the last, and it wasn't crass, because those of us who knew him understood that it was just who he was, and he wasn't trying to get a reaction from anyone.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Been brainstorming all week -- I didn't have updates yet because I had sort of the "big picture" in mind but no idea what a good basic starting mission would be.

    I am going to PM you guys a sort of primer on the solar system as written up by a DC fan online to set the feel and then solicit you guys for character ideas. I need to talk about FATE a little too, because it calls for a different approach than most RPGs, especially for superheroes.

    This is a system where "my super power is telepathy" might actually be more subtly powerful than "I'm bulletproof and I throw cars". Talking to someone is a very, very valid way to end a fight and win it.

    Also I need to know what kinds of cars you like re: flight rings. :3

    Whoah, you're going to run a FATE game about superheroes? That sounds neat... Can i assist to it, I want to run a similar thing in the future, and i'd like to see how you do it.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote:
    god i am soaking wet. it's raining so hard outside that i basically just took a shower

    so. facials. thoughts? go.

    they're hot when choco does them because of the dynamic we have in bed and the trust and respect between us

    the thought of another dude giving me one makes me physically ill

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post

    because it was hilarious

    Acutally, your usage of penis and butts is an incredibly common thing on these forums. It's pretty common outside of them as well (vulgarity applied to usually non-vulgar situation).

    I think that's the problem with most "random" humor, it's very often not very random. It'll contain things or be in such a format that it is instantly recognizable, and predictable.

    ...

    Strudel.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    carrot that is a beautiful story

    i applaud the penis

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote:
    god i am soaking wet. it's raining so hard outside that i basically just took a shower

    so. facials. thoughts? go.

    she already said she's soaking wet

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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote:
    Bogart wrote:
    I dunno. Is putting up new monuments to the ten commandments a thing in the US?

    I have heard stories of the commandments being enmarbled on Government Law Houses, as another attempt to undermine secularism.

    It would have a certain grim irony if THOU SHALT NOT KILL were on the side of a building in which people are regularly sentenced to death.

    To be fair, the wording of that commandment does not prohibit judicial execution as a punishment.

    Also in most states the death penalty is either formally abolished or pretty much rarely used.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    you guys are gross

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    nuh uh

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Winky when you say information entropy what do you exactly mean? Because I am aware what these two words mean individually but you use them as some kind of single noun/buzz-word.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post

    because it was hilarious

    Acutally, your usage of penis and butts is an incredibly common thing on these forums. It's pretty common outside of them as well (vulgarity applied to usually non-vulgar situation).

    I think that's the problem with most "random" humor, it's very often not very random. It'll contain things or be in such a format that it is instantly recognizable, and predictable.

    ...

    Strudel.

    I giggled :P

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Good morning chat.

    Morning quizzy sup?

    My stomach is a pit because instead of eating a dinner last night I ate popcorn while watching the girl with the dragon tattoo.

    Didn't much feel like eating afterwards. The things we do for girls :P

    Sup with you?

    Not much, got an extra $300 to play with because of holiday pay so I have to figure out what to get my son for his birthday.

    I want to get myself Gundam Extreme Vs but I'm not too keen on paying how much it costs.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Who pays a minimum of $3,700 for a computer and isn't going to build it themselves?

    I'm trying to determine how Falcon Northwest is still in business.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hmm, what would be the best, healthiest choice for lunch?

    I have some grilled tilapia fillets and japanese rice, I could make some spaghetti with pesto or eat an instant thai soup...

    I'm no good at choosing.

    Instant thai soup probably has lots of sodium, so not the healthiest choice. I'm a big fan of tilapia, so that's where I'd go, but spaghetti with pesto sounds pretty good.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    lol we have someone at our company who does a lot of analytical stuff, she is chinese and her english is so so though, and she ended an e-mail to my friend with "sorry for the incontinence"

    Years ago when I was playing warcraft, a Malaysian ESL girl I played told someone who was quitting said "I'll Email you my login info, you can come inside me anytime."

    I chastised her and said that a lady never allows a gentleman suitor to come inside of her.

    When it was explained, she was mad.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    21st C:

    Yes, you may. I have no idea how well it will work! I have minimal DMing experience.

    Carrot:

    Sure thing, although I think the Green Lantern thing will be a better fit for you, especially if you like more abstracty/incorporeal/etc. characters.

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