lol we have someone at our company who does a lot of analytical stuff, she is chinese and her english is so so though, and she ended an e-mail to my friend with "sorry for the incontinence"
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winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema
Pony if I happened to become a supervillain I would totally hire you to run my legion of henchmen, for the record. You would be great at handling superheroes trespassing in the volcano.
you'd need a femme fatale too, right?
I could be in charge of hiring one
Listen you
Hey wait you like superheroes and RPGS!
Ells would you have any interest in colorful-superhero-future miniventure rpg action?
mayhaps
I will send you a PM after work.
Gotta message abdhy and disco terrier and nerd as well tonight.
First long walk we had in the military boots was 8 km, or 15 for those of us who wanted to go further
everyone walked funny afterwards
jesus christ my poor feet
Ugh, yeah, I'm normally a pretty sedentary dude but the first day I went out for a walk on the trail at the park by my house. I hit the 3 mile marker (~5km) and was like, hmm, my feet are starting to kinda hurt, I should probably turn around.
I was definitely starting to hobble a bit by the time I made it back to the beginning.
i don't think facials are the greatest, necessarily. i just really like them. most of the time i like actual stimulation on my donger as sex ends, versus just fapping on a face.
and i am not a demeaning dude in bed. i am very much the 'wants to feel wanted' type in bed- i like facials in the context of the girl thinking it's hot, not me calling her names.
This exactly.
I like some kind of demeaning stuff in porn but not because I enjoy the exertion of power over women, but rather I like the notion of a woman wanting sex so bad she is willing to demean herself to get it. It's a "strength of desire" thing, not a "I am controlling you" thing.
Kind of a "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" sort of thing.
I think this is at the root of all porn, honestly.
Whatever you happen to think of as ironclad socially -- someone goes against that because hey need sex that bad? Holy shit!
Like, if you don't really care about black dudes dating white chicks, then a lot of IR porn seems really dorky. But then someone with anxiety about race sees it and has all the boners.
How many racists get caught with IR porn? Tons. 'phobes getting caught with dude-dude porn.
Sex overrules society.
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but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post
i don't think facials are the greatest, necessarily. i just really like them. most of the time i like actual stimulation on my donger as sex ends, versus just fapping on a face.
and i am not a demeaning dude in bed. i am very much the 'wants to feel wanted' type in bed- i like facials in the context of the girl thinking it's hot, not me calling her names.
This exactly.
I like some kind of demeaning stuff in porn but not because I enjoy the exertion of power over women, but rather I like the notion of a woman wanting sex so bad she is willing to demean herself to get it. It's a "strength of desire" thing, not a "I am controlling you" thing.
Kind of a "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" sort of thing.
I think this is at the root of all porn, honestly.
Whatever you happen to think of as ironclad socially -- someone goes against that because hey need sex that bad? Holy shit!
Like, if you don't really care about black dudes dating white chicks, then a lot of IR porn seems really dorky. But then someone with anxiety about race sees it and has all the boners.
How many racists get caught with porn? Tons. 'phobes getting caught with dude-dude porn.
Sex overrules society.
I think that this is the origin of rape fantasies as well. No one ever actually wants to be raped in reality, but it could be attractive to imagine someone who wanted you so badly they would go to those lengths.
winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema
butts
Last time I went to an improv show, they played a game where they tried to make each other "blue" language or sexual references, and if you did, you were out. One guy wanted to sit it out, so when it came to his line he just goes
"PENIS!!!"
Big laugh, he sat down.
Penis is humor.
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but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post
because it was hilarious
Acutally, your usage of penis and butts is an incredibly common thing on these forums. It's pretty common outside of them as well (vulgarity applied to usually non-vulgar situation).
I think that's the problem with most "random" humor, it's very often not very random. It'll contain things or be in such a format that it is instantly recognizable, and predictable.
Pony if I happened to become a supervillain I would totally hire you to run my legion of henchmen, for the record. You would be great at handling superheroes trespassing in the volcano.
you'd need a femme fatale too, right?
I could be in charge of hiring one
Listen you
Hey wait you like superheroes and RPGS!
Ells would you have any interest in colorful-superhero-future miniventure rpg action?
mayhaps
I will send you a PM after work.
Gotta message abdhy and disco terrier and nerd as well tonight.
sweeet
Been brainstorming all week -- I didn't have updates yet because I had sort of the "big picture" in mind but no idea what a good basic starting mission would be.
I am going to PM you guys a sort of primer on the solar system as written up by a DC fan online to set the feel and then solicit you guys for character ideas. I need to talk about FATE a little too, because it calls for a different approach than most RPGs, especially for superheroes.
This is a system where "my super power is telepathy" might actually be more subtly powerful than "I'm bulletproof and I throw cars". Talking to someone is a very, very valid way to end a fight and win it.
Also I need to know what kinds of cars you like re: flight rings.
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winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema
butts
Last time I went to an improv show, they played a game where they tried to make each other "blue" language or sexual references, and if you did, you were out. One guy wanted to sit it out, so when it came to his line he just goes
"PENIS!!!"
Big laugh, he sat down.
Penis is humor.
QED
My senior year, I was in the school musical, and before the last performance, the people who had been in Drama for years were allowed to take three minutes to bid farewell to the institution. One guy, who'd gone to my middle school, and had a reputation as a bit of a rascal but a very nice guy, was very unsure about what he should do, and then someone suggested that he play the penis game. With himself. So when Steven's turn came up, he shouted "PENIS!" three times, each louder than the last, and it wasn't crass, because those of us who knew him understood that it was just who he was, and he wasn't trying to get a reaction from anyone.
Been brainstorming all week -- I didn't have updates yet because I had sort of the "big picture" in mind but no idea what a good basic starting mission would be.
I am going to PM you guys a sort of primer on the solar system as written up by a DC fan online to set the feel and then solicit you guys for character ideas. I need to talk about FATE a little too, because it calls for a different approach than most RPGs, especially for superheroes.
This is a system where "my super power is telepathy" might actually be more subtly powerful than "I'm bulletproof and I throw cars". Talking to someone is a very, very valid way to end a fight and win it.
Also I need to know what kinds of cars you like re: flight rings.
Whoah, you're going to run a FATE game about superheroes? That sounds neat... Can i assist to it, I want to run a similar thing in the future, and i'd like to see how you do it.
but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post
because it was hilarious
Acutally, your usage of penis and butts is an incredibly common thing on these forums. It's pretty common outside of them as well (vulgarity applied to usually non-vulgar situation).
I think that's the problem with most "random" humor, it's very often not very random. It'll contain things or be in such a format that it is instantly recognizable, and predictable.
...
Strudel.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
Winky when you say information entropy what do you exactly mean? Because I am aware what these two words mean individually but you use them as some kind of single noun/buzz-word.
but winky were you expecting the butts at the end of my post
because it was hilarious
Acutally, your usage of penis and butts is an incredibly common thing on these forums. It's pretty common outside of them as well (vulgarity applied to usually non-vulgar situation).
I think that's the problem with most "random" humor, it's very often not very random. It'll contain things or be in such a format that it is instantly recognizable, and predictable.
Hmm, what would be the best, healthiest choice for lunch?
I have some grilled tilapia fillets and japanese rice, I could make some spaghetti with pesto or eat an instant thai soup...
I'm no good at choosing.
Instant thai soup probably has lots of sodium, so not the healthiest choice. I'm a big fan of tilapia, so that's where I'd go, but spaghetti with pesto sounds pretty good.
lol we have someone at our company who does a lot of analytical stuff, she is chinese and her english is so so though, and she ended an e-mail to my friend with "sorry for the incontinence"
Years ago when I was playing warcraft, a Malaysian ESL girl I played told someone who was quitting said "I'll Email you my login info, you can come inside me anytime."
I chastised her and said that a lady never allows a gentleman suitor to come inside of her.
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winky most jokes involve reinterpretation of previous information in a new schema
butts
And me!
Ugh, yeah, I'm normally a pretty sedentary dude but the first day I went out for a walk on the trail at the park by my house. I hit the 3 mile marker (~5km) and was like, hmm, my feet are starting to kinda hurt, I should probably turn around.
I was definitely starting to hobble a bit by the time I made it back to the beginning.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Right, but the point is that the new schema is unexpected.
and my favourite was a chinese student calling somebody else a caitiff
i was pleased
I think this is at the root of all porn, honestly.
Whatever you happen to think of as ironclad socially -- someone goes against that because hey need sex that bad? Holy shit!
Like, if you don't really care about black dudes dating white chicks, then a lot of IR porn seems really dorky. But then someone with anxiety about race sees it and has all the boners.
How many racists get caught with IR porn? Tons. 'phobes getting caught with dude-dude porn.
Sex overrules society.
because it was hilarious
I think that this is the origin of rape fantasies as well. No one ever actually wants to be raped in reality, but it could be attractive to imagine someone who wanted you so badly they would go to those lengths.
Last time I went to an improv show, they played a game where they tried to make each other "blue" language or sexual references, and if you did, you were out. One guy wanted to sit it out, so when it came to his line he just goes
"PENIS!!!"
Big laugh, he sat down.
Penis is humor.
QED
so. facials. thoughts? go.
I didn't realise how see through my work shirt was and you can read "COOL STORY BRO" through it
good thing I'm in the office alone
Acutally, your usage of penis and butts is an incredibly common thing on these forums. It's pretty common outside of them as well (vulgarity applied to usually non-vulgar situation).
I think that's the problem with most "random" humor, it's very often not very random. It'll contain things or be in such a format that it is instantly recognizable, and predictable.
Morning quizzy sup?
Been brainstorming all week -- I didn't have updates yet because I had sort of the "big picture" in mind but no idea what a good basic starting mission would be.
I am going to PM you guys a sort of primer on the solar system as written up by a DC fan online to set the feel and then solicit you guys for character ideas. I need to talk about FATE a little too, because it calls for a different approach than most RPGs, especially for superheroes.
This is a system where "my super power is telepathy" might actually be more subtly powerful than "I'm bulletproof and I throw cars". Talking to someone is a very, very valid way to end a fight and win it.
Also I need to know what kinds of cars you like re: flight rings.
Fish and rice.
I have some grilled tilapia fillets and japanese rice, I could make some spaghetti with pesto or eat an instant thai soup...
I'm no good at choosing.
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My stomach is a pit because instead of eating a dinner last night I ate popcorn while watching the girl with the dragon tattoo.
Didn't much feel like eating afterwards. The things we do for girls :P
Sup with you?
... they still exist?
I shall peruse their site for giggles.
Whoah, you're going to run a FATE game about superheroes? That sounds neat... Can i assist to it, I want to run a similar thing in the future, and i'd like to see how you do it.
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they're hot when choco does them because of the dynamic we have in bed and the trust and respect between us
the thought of another dude giving me one makes me physically ill
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Strudel.
i applaud the penis
she already said she's soaking wet
To be fair, the wording of that commandment does not prohibit judicial execution as a punishment.
Also in most states the death penalty is either formally abolished or pretty much rarely used.
I giggled :P
Not much, got an extra $300 to play with because of holiday pay so I have to figure out what to get my son for his birthday.
I want to get myself Gundam Extreme Vs but I'm not too keen on paying how much it costs.
I'm trying to determine how Falcon Northwest is still in business.
Instant thai soup probably has lots of sodium, so not the healthiest choice. I'm a big fan of tilapia, so that's where I'd go, but spaghetti with pesto sounds pretty good.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Years ago when I was playing warcraft, a Malaysian ESL girl I played told someone who was quitting said "I'll Email you my login info, you can come inside me anytime."
I chastised her and said that a lady never allows a gentleman suitor to come inside of her.
When it was explained, she was mad.
Yes, you may. I have no idea how well it will work! I have minimal DMing experience.
Carrot:
Sure thing, although I think the Green Lantern thing will be a better fit for you, especially if you like more abstracty/incorporeal/etc. characters.