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Fun with Porn. NSFW!

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited January 2012 in Social Entropy++
We can't actually post porn here.

But we can do the next best thing:

Create fake porn titles.

Create fake porn names.

And then use MS paint to make porn into not-porn:
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Dink Stinkerton in Dragz'n'Ballz DTF








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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    uh

    UHHH

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be

    Eric Elrose

    which is actually a pretty decent porn name!

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    <-- Eugene Bleeker

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Dragonball: A XXX Porn Parody

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Dick Ballsac in

    SEX

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Seinfeld: A XXX Porn Parody

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    max vollard is my porn name

    i am okay with this

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    i don't need to use that porn naming system because my real name has already been used as a porn stars name

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    This is going to be hilarious

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Who's playnig me in the SE++ XXX Parody

    I vote for Max Hardcore

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Middle name/Street name thing just... doesn't work for me.

    For one thing my middle name is what I usually give people to use so I don't have to worry about them mangling my given name, and the street was named after my family so....

    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Ty(Tyberius) Thunderbird

    Awww yea

    In Whistle while you Twerk Vol 7

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Oh man mspaint porn. When I get home from the dentist I'm so in.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Anthony Bigdick would be my pornname





    I grew up in a gated community

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Middle name/Street name thing just... doesn't work for me.

    For one thing my middle name is what I usually give people to use so I don't have to worry about them mangling my given name, and the street was named after my family so....

    Your middle name is Waffle

    Your street name is ... Washington

    Waffle Washington in IHOB : International House of Beefcakes


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    WildEEPWildEEP Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Hi there,

    I'm Big Mclargehuge, and I'm a midget porn actor.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    T4CT wrote:
    Anthony Bigdick would be my pornname





    I grew up in a gated community

    Wait, Tony Bigdick of the New Hampshire Bigdicks? Your aunt was my teacher!

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    James Walker

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    NO WAY

    you're Fredrick McLargehooter

    Man! I seen pictures

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Anatolius South Midland

    ... I had a difficult time in junior high

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote:
    Seinfeld: A XXX Porn Parody

    I do not want to see this.

    I do however want to see The Four.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I'm a direct descendant of the Duke of Butt

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Hye Sung Delaware

    Some weird Korean porn right there

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Mine would be... Edward Creative. Not that great

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Kenyon Granville

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be

    Eric Elrose

    which is actually a pretty decent porn name!

    Christopher Moathouse

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be

    Eric Elrose

    which is actually a pretty decent porn name!

    Christopher Moathouse

    oh that is fantastic



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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Mine would be Michael Fireside.

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    I once saw a Smurfs porn parody that was all in Spanish and included a bunch of smurfs standing around the girl smurf jerking off and whistling the smurfs theme song.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    alan sweet birch

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Francis Prospect

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    if we're using the middle name thing...matt annapolis

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    lee pratt

    sounds like a good gay pornstar name

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote:
    I once saw a Smurfs porn parody that was all in Spanish and included a bunch of smurfs standing around the girl smurf jerking off and whistling the smurfs theme song.

    They're doing the jobs Americans won't do.

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Using the name of the street where I used to live.

    Victor Hell.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I'm John Dover, which is an incredibly boring porn name.

    If we did the first pet/street name convention it would then be "Iggy Dover" which is super 80s and I suspect it would require me to maintain several recreational drug habits. Possibly wild hair snd a mustache.

    Signature sex move would probably be lifting my partner into what, I'm gathering, is called the "lotus position" with both partners facing each-other while sitting up.

    For some reason I always do that.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Andrew Bethlehem

    All in all, not bad.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    middle name/street for me is

    enrique meridian

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