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Mass Effect: Stabby Memorial Thread

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    But if we kill the Asari... who will be the space hookers/strippers?

    WHO?

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    y'know I think the loose cannon cop thing is played out

    I am sure the internet will realize that the joke has been overdone and tastefully let it go, as they always do

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    You know, I bet C-SEC, the action movie that flopped everywhere except Krogan systems, was about a by-the-book veteran Turian officer who gets assigned a HUMAN for a partner.

    The human would be a LOOSE CANNON ON THE EDGE.

    Can these two diametric opposites manage to work together long enough to stop Krogan terrorists from blowing up the council?

    Yes. Except in the Tuchunka limited release recut.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    But if we kill the Asari... who will be the space hookers/strippers?

    WHO?
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    the Batarian concierge

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    But if we kill the Asari... who will be the space hookers/strippers?

    WHO?
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    Look I think Batarians are kinda cool but uh...

    but uh...

    but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


    no.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    The Lusty Elcor Maid

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    -Tal wrote:
    But if we kill the Asari... who will be the space hookers/strippers?

    WHO?
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    Look I think Batarians are kinda cool but uh...

    but uh...

    but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


    no.

    excuse me did you write something else one of my eyes popped when i finished that first sentence and oh my I didn't know there was so much blood in there

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    The Batarians are actually humans that have reached a higher plane of existence.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    The Lusty Elcor Maid

    The Lusty Elcor would be a great name for a brothel

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote:
    The Batarians are actually humans that have reached a higher plane of existence.

    you know how the third eye represents enlightenment

    they have two of those

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    But if we kill the Asari... who will be the space hookers/strippers?

    WHO?
    30ab0ig.jpg

    Look I think Batarians are kinda cool but uh...

    but uh...

    but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


    no.

    excuse me did you write something else one of my eyes popped when i finished that first sentence and oh my I didn't know there was so much blood in there

    Naw, I think some Batarians are pretty cool.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    who?

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    who?

    I dunno, it's been a bit since I played. I remember there being some pretty cool mercs who weren't huge dicks.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    wait, the Blue Suns mercenaries on Omega?

    the guys Garrus risked his life every day to fight against?

    just because they weren't murdering and slaving people at that very moment doesn't mean they're ok

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
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    yes thank you internet

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Guys.

    You're working too hard.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    wait, Cerberus?

    the guys Shepard risked his life every day to fight against?

    just because they weren't murdering and slaving people at that very moment doesn't mean they're ok

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    i forgot this was coming out in a month because it isnt on steam

    how i buy video game

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    walk into a store

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    walk into a store

    of course this will still require installing it via Origin anyways

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    walk into a store

    do you hate squall or something? dude lives in like detroit. Do you want him to die?

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Melding wrote: »
    -Tal wrote:
    walk into a store

    do you hate squall or something? dude lives in like detroit. Do you want him to die?

    Yeah! If he walks outside of his house there are 9 people there waiting in a quene to mug him!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Wren wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    walk into a store

    of course this will still require installing it via Origin anyways

    d a n g

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    don't think that escaped my language filter young man

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Huntera wrote:
    Melding wrote: »
    -Tal wrote:
    walk into a store

    do you hate squall or something? dude lives in like detroit. Do you want him to die?

    Yeah! If he walks outside of his house there are 9 people there waiting in a quene to mug him!

    And at least one of them is Robocop.

    If he's lucky.

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    So some people apparently don't like the new ME novel...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXVmleTSB5k

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    to be fair that hoodie is worse than the book

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    The demo comes out on Valentine's Day, right? I knew being single would pay off!

    :cry:

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    heh I'm probably not gonna play the demo since they're carving bone off my hand the day before

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Owenashi wrote:
    So some people apparently don't like the new ME novel...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXVmleTSB5k

    the lack of self-awareness in this video is astounding

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    wait, the Blue Suns mercenaries on Omega?

    the guys Garrus risked his life every day to fight against?

    just because they weren't murdering and slaving people at that very moment doesn't mean they're ok

    You work with a lot of morally dubious people in both of the games. I mean, you work with CERBERUS in Mass Effect 2. Some of the people in Cerberus seem like pretty decent people. Just because the Blue Suns are huge dicks doesn't mean everyone who works for the Blue Suns is a huge dick.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Of course it goes without saying you shouldn't read the comments on the voice acting vid

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Of course it goes without saying you shouldn't read the comments on the voice acting vid

    FOOL OF A TOOK

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Of course it goes without saying you shouldn't read the comments on the voice acting vid

    god
    dammit

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    even Zaeed was morally opposed to hiring batarians

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    even Zaeed was morally opposed to hiring batarians

    Yes and?

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    even Zaeed was morally opposed to hiring batarians

    Yes and?

    it got him shot in the face

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    even Zaeed was morally opposed to hiring batarians

    Yes and?

    it got him shot in the face

    Not by a Batarian though so...

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Owenashi wrote:
    So some people apparently don't like the new ME novel...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXVmleTSB5k

    the lack of self-awareness in this video is astounding

    yeah, dude can't even burn a book properly. what an amateur.

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