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Oreos = Cadillac of Cookies

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
It's pretty hard to argue with.

I mean, you got your Girl Scouts or whatever which are like the specialty imports and shit, which are nice I mean we enjoy them when we can, but when we want a damn cookie? Yeah, we go to the store and get some Oreos.

And then when you dip those bad boys in milk? Mannnn ... it's like the bumpingest system ever heard suddenly installed in your cookies, with a fresh-ass rim set to boot. I've actually bought cartons of milk for Oreo dipping alone. That's how I roll.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You need to put your oreos in the fridge

    when they're cold, they actually have a little milk taste to them

    even when you don't use milk

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, what?

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jackal wrote: »
    Man, what?

    That's a couple threads down.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    You need to put your oreos in the fridge

    when they're cold, they actually have a little milk taste to them

    even when you don't use milk
    Are you serious?

    Man, I've never heard about this.

    What about those ones that come like covered in chocolate? Those are money out of the freezer. Goddamn money.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I feel I must post this again.
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There are tagalongs at my house right now

    The classy full-breasted redhead in garters of cookies

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    You need to put your oreos in the fridge

    when they're cold, they actually have a little milk taste to them

    even when you don't use milk
    Are you serious?

    Man, I've never heard about this.

    What about those ones that come like covered in chocolate? Those are money out of the freezer. Goddamn money.

    Well that's just my opinion about them

    they taste different, better, a little milky.

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I actually prefer the Trader Joe's equivalent of oreos. Oreos are good but god DAMN peppermint Joe Joe's are fucking amazing.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    I feel I must post this again.
    cookies.jpg

    Pic lacks Samoas.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    And thin mints

    THIN MINTS

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Sheri and I already discussed this. And I prefer to call them Caramel Delights, because that is what I know them as.

    I don't like Thin Mints.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    >_>

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    There are tagalongs at my house right now

    The classy full-breasted redhead in garters of cookies

    Hell yes

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can't get enough of that doublestuff

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    Can't get enough of that wonderful duff

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Best girl scout cookies are the ones that have chocolate filling in between vanilla cookies. Forgot their name

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm pretty into Nillas too, but that has a lot of nostalgia involved.

    I'd say Nillas are like the Toyota Corollas of cookies, but strictly the 1980s Corollas, because that's just the space they inhabit in my life.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    There are tagalongs at my house right now

    The classy full-breasted redhead in garters of cookies

    Hell yes

    Actually, a redhead in garters with ample tits eating Tagalongs may be the most fappable mental image I've come up with in a while

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Normally I'd say that Oreos aren't that good and to be honest, I rarely buy them.

    However, on the rare occasion when I'm stoned they taste absofuckinglutely incredible.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    They sell girl scout cookies in grocery stores now. It's why I have a hoard samoas and thin mints.

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah but so does everything when you're stoned. Last week I found tzatziki dip to taste better than anything I've ever eaten, as long as there's chocolate involved it'll go down unbelievably well

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh I understand that general principle but the chips and other stuff we were munching on just didn't hit the spot and then I had an Oreo and it was like God came in my mouth.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Homemade chocolate mocha chip cookies.

    Fucking great

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Oh I understand that general principle but the chips and other stuff we were munching on just didn't hit the spot and then I had an Oreo and it was like God came in my mouth.

    What did you think that cream was made from?

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  • The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Double Stuff Oreos are the best thing.

    The best ever.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuzz it! It's The Cheese!

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    They sell girl scout cookies in grocery stores now. It's why I have a hoard samoas and thin mints.

    WHAT!?

    Also, I've got a fresh pack of Double Stuff Oreos I'm about to break open right now.

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  • wookieeArmourwookieeArmour Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    more like vessels of massive transfats, obesity, and death.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wookieeArmour wrote: »
    more like vessels of massive transfats, obesity, and death.

    no foods are bad

    idiot

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Take your anti-Oreo sentiments the fuck outta here :arrow:

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wookieeArmour wrote: »
    more like vessels of massive transfats, obesity, and death.
    But have you dipped them in milk?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Samoas are the fucking best.

    For some reason I only ever find out the Girl Scouts were selling cookies right when they've finished all their orders, and I am sad. I want me those fucking samoas.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    wookieeArmour wrote: »
    more like vessels of massive transfats, obesity, and death.
    But have you dipped them in milk?

    You know what sucks, being lactose intolerant. Soy milk is disgusting and Lactose-Free Milk is expensive. I am forced to enjoy my Oreos with fruit juice D:

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    can't lactose intolerant people just drink milk every day and build up a tolerance?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    can't lactose intolerant people just drink milk every day and build up a tolerance?

    No, it's genetic. Dummy.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    No, I can't even digest the shit. Think about the worst ever shits you've ever had, and combine it with the worst gas pains you've ever had x10. Any food that is in your stomach with the milk also gets pushed straight through to your colon in record speed. There is no tolerance, only a world of pain.

    edit: It's not genetic, or if it is, it's not something I've had since birth. I've only been lactose intolerant since 2003.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    wookieeArmour wrote: »
    more like vessels of massive transfats, obesity, and death.
    But have you dipped them in milk?

    You know what sucks, being lactose intolerant. Soy milk is disgusting and Lactose-Free Milk is expensive. I am forced to enjoy my Oreos with fruit juice D:
    You know what else sucks? Having Celiac Disease, which means you can't even have the Oreo in the first place.

    So you know what? Just take your fucking double-stuff, and be happy. We never had to give you milk in the first place.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Genetic issues can manifest after a while, like somebody who may need glasses later in life like his father did.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dudes, you gotta keep it simple.

    Vanilla wafers 4 lyfe.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Genetic issues can manifest after a while, like somebody who may need glasses later in life like his father did.

    Assuming that's genetic. Maybe the father read books with a flashlight as a kid too much, and then his kid just stared at too much SE++ with all the room lights turned off.

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