I remember breaking in to my neighbor's house by opening the front door.
Because in my home town, people only lock their doors when they are home and asleep.
I broke into my grandma's neighbors house this way once. I wasn't paying attention, walked right in, and didn't notice anything was amiss until I reached for the iced tea pitcher in the fridge.
I remember breaking in to my neighbor's house by opening the front door.
Because in my home town, people only lock their doors when they are home and asleep.
I broke into my grandma's neighbors house this way once. I wasn't paying attention, walked right in, and didn't notice anything was amiss until I reached for the iced tea pitcher in the fridge.
No one saw me, but I hauled ass out of there.
This story raises further questions!
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My GF sent an article on how to break into your own home if you get locked out, asking me if it would work on her place. I'm slightly insulted but rather smug. I do pity the bastard trying to knock off the knobs to her door with a hammer.
I have broken in through our windows more times than I can count when i've forgotten my keys.
All I need is A. A ladder and a second floor window cracked a little open and not minding to scratch the fuck out of my arm
or B. A piece of wiring or a thin, flexible stick.
Yes, I did think of entry via the windows. They are break resistant and have the option to be opened a little and locked in place.
In an erotic board game, what're the consequences of the worst possible roll?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ours lock in place too. But usually it's just the little thing on the inside you have to lift up to get them all the way open I have to defeat, for the second floor windows.
Our cellar windows though, I can get open even when they're closed and locked. I know the precise spot to tap on so that the vibrations makes the lock pop open, and then I can get the window a centimetre open, and then get the locks the rest of the way off with the wire.
What I'm saying is, get inventive.
It's not one of the window latches. It's closer to a deadbolt in the frame, with security glass.
security glass is better than regular glass because it won't cut you to shit and kill you
more than one aspiring burglar has been killed climbing through a broken window
The windows in question are impact resistant. I'd have to check the exact specs for them but they will handle a baseball bat pretty well. A axe can get through them if the firefighter is willing to take a few wacks. But thankfully once your people were wussified, the odds of a home invasion involving an ax went down dramatically.
I just had an idea for making a facebook app which was some sort of persistent sex dice "campaign" for a collection of particularly kinky swinger players.
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My friends growing up had a big dog as their security system. Former police German Shepard. Nice dog. I do recall the first time I met him. I walked in the door and ended up flat on my back with the dog on top of me. The look on his face was "We're gonna stay right here till a person comes and tells me to remove your throat or that we're friends. I really, really want to be friends with you". And the whole time his tail was wagging. Scary, yet doggie friendly.
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My GF sent an article on how to break into your own home if you get locked out, asking me if it would work on her place. I'm slightly insulted but rather smug. I do pity the bastard trying to knock off the knobs to her door with a hammer.
I have broken in through our windows more times than I can count when i've forgotten my keys.
All I need is A. A ladder and a second floor window cracked a little open and not minding to scratch the fuck out of my arm
or B. A piece of wiring or a thin, flexible stick.
Yes, I did think of entry via the windows. They are break resistant and have the option to be opened a little and locked in place.
In an erotic board game, what're the consequences of the worst possible roll?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ours lock in place too. But usually it's just the little thing on the inside you have to lift up to get them all the way open I have to defeat, for the second floor windows.
Our cellar windows though, I can get open even when they're closed and locked. I know the precise spot to tap on so that the vibrations makes the lock pop open, and then I can get the window a centimetre open, and then get the locks the rest of the way off with the wire.
What I'm saying is, get inventive.
It's not one of the window latches. It's closer to a deadbolt in the frame, with security glass.
security glass is better than regular glass because it won't cut you to shit and kill you
more than one aspiring burglar has been killed climbing through a broken window
The windows in question are impact resistant. I'd have to check the exact specs for them but they will handle a baseball bat pretty well. A axe can get through them if the firefighter is willing to take a few wacks. But thankfully once your people were wussified, the odds of a home invasion involving an ax went down dramatically.
I remember breaking in to my neighbor's house by opening the front door.
Because in my home town, people only lock their doors when they are home and asleep.
I broke into my grandma's neighbors house this way once. I wasn't paying attention, walked right in, and didn't notice anything was amiss until I reached for the iced tea pitcher in the fridge.
No one saw me, but I hauled ass out of there.
This story raises further questions!
Good afternoon Donkey,
My grandma and her neighbor had the same style house and neither locked their door.
I walked into the wrong house.
I drink unsweetened ice tea like nobodies business.
If you have any additional questions or concerns feel free to call me at extension x4999
Thanks,
Deebaser
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My GF sent an article on how to break into your own home if you get locked out, asking me if it would work on her place. I'm slightly insulted but rather smug. I do pity the bastard trying to knock off the knobs to her door with a hammer.
I have broken in through our windows more times than I can count when i've forgotten my keys.
All I need is A. A ladder and a second floor window cracked a little open and not minding to scratch the fuck out of my arm
or B. A piece of wiring or a thin, flexible stick.
Yes, I did think of entry via the windows. They are break resistant and have the option to be opened a little and locked in place.
In an erotic board game, what're the consequences of the worst possible roll?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ours lock in place too. But usually it's just the little thing on the inside you have to lift up to get them all the way open I have to defeat, for the second floor windows.
Our cellar windows though, I can get open even when they're closed and locked. I know the precise spot to tap on so that the vibrations makes the lock pop open, and then I can get the window a centimetre open, and then get the locks the rest of the way off with the wire.
What I'm saying is, get inventive.
It's not one of the window latches. It's closer to a deadbolt in the frame, with security glass.
security glass is better than regular glass because it won't cut you to shit and kill you
more than one aspiring burglar has been killed climbing through a broken window
The windows in question are impact resistant. I'd have to check the exact specs for them but they will handle a baseball bat pretty well. A axe can get through them if the firefighter is willing to take a few wacks. But thankfully once your people were wussified, the odds of a home invasion involving an ax went down dramatically.
My GF sent an article on how to break into your own home if you get locked out, asking me if it would work on her place. I'm slightly insulted but rather smug. I do pity the bastard trying to knock off the knobs to her door with a hammer.
I have broken in through our windows more times than I can count when i've forgotten my keys.
All I need is A. A ladder and a second floor window cracked a little open and not minding to scratch the fuck out of my arm
or B. A piece of wiring or a thin, flexible stick.
Yes, I did think of entry via the windows. They are break resistant and have the option to be opened a little and locked in place.
In an erotic board game, what're the consequences of the worst possible roll?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ours lock in place too. But usually it's just the little thing on the inside you have to lift up to get them all the way open I have to defeat, for the second floor windows.
Our cellar windows though, I can get open even when they're closed and locked. I know the precise spot to tap on so that the vibrations makes the lock pop open, and then I can get the window a centimetre open, and then get the locks the rest of the way off with the wire.
What I'm saying is, get inventive.
It's not one of the window latches. It's closer to a deadbolt in the frame, with security glass.
security glass is better than regular glass because it won't cut you to shit and kill you
more than one aspiring burglar has been killed climbing through a broken window
The windows in question are impact resistant. I'd have to check the exact specs for them but they will handle a baseball bat pretty well. A axe can get through them if the firefighter is willing to take a few wacks. But thankfully once your people were wussified, the odds of a home invasion involving an ax went down dramatically.
My GF sent an article on how to break into your own home if you get locked out, asking me if it would work on her place. I'm slightly insulted but rather smug. I do pity the bastard trying to knock off the knobs to her door with a hammer.
I have broken in through our windows more times than I can count when i've forgotten my keys.
All I need is A. A ladder and a second floor window cracked a little open and not minding to scratch the fuck out of my arm
or B. A piece of wiring or a thin, flexible stick.
Yes, I did think of entry via the windows. They are break resistant and have the option to be opened a little and locked in place.
In an erotic board game, what're the consequences of the worst possible roll?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ours lock in place too. But usually it's just the little thing on the inside you have to lift up to get them all the way open I have to defeat, for the second floor windows.
Our cellar windows though, I can get open even when they're closed and locked. I know the precise spot to tap on so that the vibrations makes the lock pop open, and then I can get the window a centimetre open, and then get the locks the rest of the way off with the wire.
What I'm saying is, get inventive.
It's not one of the window latches. It's closer to a deadbolt in the frame, with security glass.
security glass is better than regular glass because it won't cut you to shit and kill you
more than one aspiring burglar has been killed climbing through a broken window
The windows in question are impact resistant. I'd have to check the exact specs for them but they will handle a baseball bat pretty well. A axe can get through them if the firefighter is willing to take a few wacks. But thankfully once your people were wussified, the odds of a home invasion involving an ax went down dramatically.
I remember breaking in to my neighbor's house by opening the front door.
Because in my home town, people only lock their doors when they are home and asleep.
I broke into my grandma's neighbors house this way once. I wasn't paying attention, walked right in, and didn't notice anything was amiss until I reached for the iced tea pitcher in the fridge.
No one saw me, but I hauled ass out of there.
This story raises further questions!
Good afternoon Donkey,
My grandma and her neighbor had the same style house and neither locked their door.
I walked into the wrong house.
I drink unsweetened ice tea like nobodies business.
If you have any additional questions or concerns feel free to call me at extension x4999
Thanks,
Deebaser
I mean, was it night time? Were you intoxicated?
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My GF sent an article on how to break into your own home if you get locked out, asking me if it would work on her place. I'm slightly insulted but rather smug. I do pity the bastard trying to knock off the knobs to her door with a hammer.
I have broken in through our windows more times than I can count when i've forgotten my keys.
All I need is A. A ladder and a second floor window cracked a little open and not minding to scratch the fuck out of my arm
or B. A piece of wiring or a thin, flexible stick.
Yes, I did think of entry via the windows. They are break resistant and have the option to be opened a little and locked in place.
In an erotic board game, what're the consequences of the worst possible roll?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ours lock in place too. But usually it's just the little thing on the inside you have to lift up to get them all the way open I have to defeat, for the second floor windows.
Our cellar windows though, I can get open even when they're closed and locked. I know the precise spot to tap on so that the vibrations makes the lock pop open, and then I can get the window a centimetre open, and then get the locks the rest of the way off with the wire.
What I'm saying is, get inventive.
It's not one of the window latches. It's closer to a deadbolt in the frame, with security glass.
security glass is better than regular glass because it won't cut you to shit and kill you
more than one aspiring burglar has been killed climbing through a broken window
The windows in question are impact resistant. I'd have to check the exact specs for them but they will handle a baseball bat pretty well. A axe can get through them if the firefighter is willing to take a few wacks. But thankfully once your people were wussified, the odds of a home invasion involving an ax went down dramatically.
I didn't think bullet resistant glass was called for. And I wanted firefighters to be able to get in case of emergency.
are there transparent explosives?
I just had the greatest idea:
reactive armor windows
try to smash them, get a faceful of high-velocity glass
So you want to blow up your own windows for them?
Yes!
It's exactly like reactive armor, except instead of foiling a HEAT round, you're foiling a guy with a sledgehammer. By slicing him to bits.
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I don't mind a total recall remake. to me that makes a lot of sense actually. anything based on already existing material makes sense to remake (reinterpret, reimagine) to me, all the more so in a genre that benefits so much from technological advancements.
My GF sent an article on how to break into your own home if you get locked out, asking me if it would work on her place. I'm slightly insulted but rather smug. I do pity the bastard trying to knock off the knobs to her door with a hammer.
I have broken in through our windows more times than I can count when i've forgotten my keys.
All I need is A. A ladder and a second floor window cracked a little open and not minding to scratch the fuck out of my arm
or B. A piece of wiring or a thin, flexible stick.
Yes, I did think of entry via the windows. They are break resistant and have the option to be opened a little and locked in place.
In an erotic board game, what're the consequences of the worst possible roll?
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ours lock in place too. But usually it's just the little thing on the inside you have to lift up to get them all the way open I have to defeat, for the second floor windows.
Our cellar windows though, I can get open even when they're closed and locked. I know the precise spot to tap on so that the vibrations makes the lock pop open, and then I can get the window a centimetre open, and then get the locks the rest of the way off with the wire.
What I'm saying is, get inventive.
It's not one of the window latches. It's closer to a deadbolt in the frame, with security glass.
security glass is better than regular glass because it won't cut you to shit and kill you
more than one aspiring burglar has been killed climbing through a broken window
The windows in question are impact resistant. I'd have to check the exact specs for them but they will handle a baseball bat pretty well. A axe can get through them if the firefighter is willing to take a few wacks. But thankfully once your people were wussified, the odds of a home invasion involving an ax went down dramatically.
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I broke into my grandma's neighbors house this way once. I wasn't paying attention, walked right in, and didn't notice anything was amiss until I reached for the iced tea pitcher in the fridge.
No one saw me, but I hauled ass out of there.
This story raises further questions!
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It would have score boards.
Oh really
why cant they leave my childhood alone
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FUCK YES
I didn't like Colin Farrel when he was the flavor of the week, but I thought he was really good in In Bruges and surprisingly funny in Fright Night.
But I don't know why you'd remake Total Recall, much less make it look very serious.
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People and dogs are like...like eukaryotic cells and the organisms that became mitochondria.
That is to say, eventually we will incorporate them into our bodies.
Gross.
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This seems like good science.
gotta use diesel unless you want like burns or something.
"Old building, not originally a cash counting building: back window has got to be a normal window, right?"
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Kind of NSFW and potentially nightmare fuel:
I hereby decree that I shall not see this movie if it doesn't have the line "get your ass to Mars".
diesel just... burns. Gasoline explodes.
I didn't think bullet resistant glass was called for. And I wanted firefighters to be able to get in case of emergency.
They remake everything. Who knows. I wonder how much demand there is to see Total Recall again.
It seems like people would either be annoyed or not care at all that a remake existed.
Good afternoon Donkey,
My grandma and her neighbor had the same style house and neither locked their door.
I walked into the wrong house.
I drink unsweetened ice tea like nobodies business.
If you have any additional questions or concerns feel free to call me at extension x4999
Thanks,
Deebaser
They could do something more faithful to the short story.
are there transparent explosives?
I just had the greatest idea:
reactive armor windows
try to smash them, get a faceful of high-velocity glass
my favorite bit was the white sunglasses, in the dark
Michael Ironsides as Cohagen!?
AWESOME!
META!
No. Just no.
So you want to blow up your own windows for them?
I mean, was it night time? Were you intoxicated?
Yes!
It's exactly like reactive armor, except instead of foiling a HEAT round, you're foiling a guy with a sledgehammer. By slicing him to bits.
Michael Ironsides should be in everything.
ahnold on Mars.
Blade Runner was ford.
Less then a month
But if there's two guys then you just removed the other dude's barrier to entry and doubled his share of the loot simultaneously!