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    fatalspoonsfatalspoons Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    it was hard trying to masturbate to mtv as a young sir, by the time you'd got warmed up through a britney/christina song fucking usher or someone would show up and you'd be back to square one

    What's worse is that now he get's hard everytime he hears an usher song. Damn pavlov's dogs and shit.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    have you seen those fucking abs

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    mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    I'm just going to pretend that I never saw this conversation.

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    BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    pavlov had some god damn muscly dogs

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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Narwhal#1834
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    fatalspoonsfatalspoons Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Do women actually dress like that in real life? I thought it was just a music video thing.

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Do women actually dress like that in real life? I thought it was just a music video thing.

    Sometimes... I ask myself why I ever left Korea.

    :cry:

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    deportation can be rough

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    KambingKambing Registered User regular
    Hey, if it was your little korean children that was being stalked by the scary mexican, you'd make the same choice too.

    @TwitchTV, @Youtube: master-level zerg ladder/customs, commentary, and random miscellany.
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    GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    MTV? Pshhh, that was the amateur way to get your jerk on. Real uhhh, young men? did it by finding the softcore noody channels that were "scrambled" by your cable if you didn't have a cable box, or subscribe...but you could get just enough of a signal to see a nipple or a naked butt.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    Gnometank when can we play?

    Narwhal#1834
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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    narwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Do women actually dress like that in real life? I thought it was just a music video thing.

    Generally my students dress similar to some of those dresses and skirts. I see so much cleavage and thighs every day, even though it's winter. I can only imagine it sucks to be a male teacher.
    Also, I told Anzie that pretty much every female student at my school (with the exception of some tomboys) wore uggs to school with regular clothes and he got so confused.

    narwhal on
    Narwhal#1834
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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Pics plz

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    jaziek wrote: »
    Saaruto wrote: »
    This sounds like a perfect time for DotA2 or possibly watching some replays/streams jaz


    I wanna watch today's GSL, but the VOD isn't up yet.


    I have so little else to do when I'm home for the holidays.

    No friends around to go do stuff with, so its just me and my PC all day.

    And starcraft is sitting right there, taunting me.



    Also with roach rushes, how do you deal with it when the zerg does that fake hatch at the natural into roach all in. He has lings out so you can't get anywhere near his base, and he has full map control so you can't see it coming. Throwing down enough cannons to hold it on the off chance that he IS doing a roach all in puts you more behind than you naturally are at that point in PvZ.

    Hide a second probe on the map and let him kill the first so he thinks there isn't one.
    Then send it in at 5mins.
    Top GM Zergs check for it. Nobody else will.

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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    theSquid wrote: »
    Pics plz

    Of my students looking like prostitutes or of all the girls wearing uggs to school? I was in a math class with 11 girls, 8 were wearing uggs. Of those, a few were in mini skirts. And it's 40 degrees outside.
    I just don't understand...

    Narwhal#1834
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    crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Pics plz

    Of my students looking like prostitutes or of all the girls wearing uggs to school? I was in a math class with 11 girls, 8 were wearing uggs. Of those, a few were in mini skirts. And it's 40 degrees outside.
    I just don't understand...

    Ah...to still be in elementary school...

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    And shyly avoiding all the pretty girls!

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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Pics plz

    Of my students looking like prostitutes or of all the girls wearing uggs to school? I was in a math class with 11 girls, 8 were wearing uggs. Of those, a few were in mini skirts. And it's 40 degrees outside.
    I just don't understand...

    Ah...to still be in elementary school...

    I work at a high school...

    Narwhal#1834
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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    And shyly avoiding all the pretty girls!

    Oh god that just brought back memories of middle school. Some girl saw me sitting alone during a slow dance and volunteered me to dance with the "hottest" guy in our grade. After about thirty seconds of dancing with him I said I had to go, and ran for my life.

    I spent the rest of middle school being made fun of because I didn't have a boyfriend.

    Narwhal#1834
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    crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    narwhal wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Pics plz

    Of my students looking like prostitutes or of all the girls wearing uggs to school? I was in a math class with 11 girls, 8 were wearing uggs. Of those, a few were in mini skirts. And it's 40 degrees outside.
    I just don't understand...

    Ah...to still be in elementary school...

    I work at a high school...

    I know.

    It's social commentary.

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    fatalspoonsfatalspoons Registered User regular
    Poor Narwhal. I'll dance with you if it makes you feel better. I may not be the "hottest" guy in the forum, though. That honor goes to Biosys, and his muscles.

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    LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    narwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Do women actually dress like that in real life? I thought it was just a music video thing.

    Generally my students dress similar to some of those dresses and skirts. I see so much cleavage and thighs every day, even though it's winter. I can only imagine it sucks to be a male teacher.
    Also, I told Anzie that pretty much every female student at my school (with the exception of some tomboys) wore uggs to school with regular clothes and he got so confused.

    Those thighs and cleavage can totally be a buzzkill, but I manage. I think of Starcraft during those times.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    theSquid wrote: »
    Pics plz

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    YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    narwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Do women actually dress like that in real life? I thought it was just a music video thing.

    Generally my students dress similar to some of those dresses and skirts. I see so much cleavage and thighs every day, even though it's winter. I can only imagine it sucks to be a male teacher.
    Also, I told Anzie that pretty much every female student at my school (with the exception of some tomboys) wore uggs to school with regular clothes and he got so confused.

    My 11th grade English teacher was 24 and she dressed in the same fashions as the kids in the class. It started a lot of rude rumors among the students and ultimately the principals asked her to dress more professionally.

    Steam - BNet: Yilias #1224 - Riot: Yilias #moc
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    fatalspoonsfatalspoons Registered User regular
    Yilias wrote: »
    narwhal wrote: »
    narwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Do women actually dress like that in real life? I thought it was just a music video thing.

    Generally my students dress similar to some of those dresses and skirts. I see so much cleavage and thighs every day, even though it's winter. I can only imagine it sucks to be a male teacher.
    Also, I told Anzie that pretty much every female student at my school (with the exception of some tomboys) wore uggs to school with regular clothes and he got so confused.

    My 11th grade English teacher was 24 and she dressed in the same fashions as the kids in the class. It started a lot of rude rumors among the students and ultimately the principals asked her to dress more professionally.

    Asshole principals.

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    i don't know if i could ever be a teacher because every year my hatred for anyone younger than me grows stronger and stronger

    soon it will consume me entirely

    but at least i'll get to spend a month in busan next summer before that happens! :whistle: gonna KR ladder until my self-esteem is crushed and i want to die

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    Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    i don't know if i could ever be a teacher because every year my hatred for anyone younger than me grows stronger and stronger

    soon it will consume me entirely

    but at least i'll get to spend a month in busan next summer before that happens! :whistle: gonna KR ladder until my self-esteem is crushed and i want to die

    what will you do on the second day?

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Joe K wrote: »
    i don't know if i could ever be a teacher because every year my hatred for anyone younger than me grows stronger and stronger

    soon it will consume me entirely

    but at least i'll get to spend a month in busan next summer before that happens! :whistle: gonna KR ladder until my self-esteem is crushed and i want to die

    what will you do on the second day?

    lay face down in the surf on one of busan's picturesque beaches until i drown in bitter seawater

    or go whoring

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    EuphemonEuphemon itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata woRegistered User regular
    http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=324766

    MLG announced events, dates, and pricing. 2 Arenas, an online qualifer, and the championship for Spring. 50 dollars a la carte, 30 if you buy for all. Seems pretty reasonable and fair.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    30 bux for everything is a decent price to me

    though to be honest this comment from TL did cross my mind too
    This is one of this moments, where we can be happy that we have a great community who make all the event great.
    Especially the Russian and polish sc2 community...

    815165 on
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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    narwhal wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    they are pretty ladies but really

    watching pop music videos to see sexy ladies was tedious when I was 16, I don't know why you guys bother.

    Well for me, it's like, I wonder if I could ever get away with dressing in any of those things.
    Damn, now I wish I owned cute clothes.

    Do women actually dress like that in real life? I thought it was just a music video thing.

    Generally my students dress similar to some of those dresses and skirts. I see so much cleavage and thighs every day, even though it's winter. I can only imagine it sucks to be a male teacher.
    Also, I told Anzie that pretty much every female student at my school (with the exception of some tomboys) wore uggs to school with regular clothes and he got so confused.

    Not only confused, but also sickened, disgusted, disturbed, all that good stuff.

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    y'all trippin

    corny white girls in uggs are the best

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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Ugg boots + mini skirt is kinky as fuck.

    Trashy, but kinky.

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    theSquid wrote: »
    Ugg boots + mini skirt is kinky as fuck.

    Trashy, but kinky.

    And thus totally not appropriate for public wear. In particular at that age!

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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    My 11th grade English teacher was 24 and she dressed in the same fashions as the kids in the class. It started a lot of rude rumors among the students and ultimately the principals asked her to dress more professionally.
    Asshole principals.

    Dear God I hope you're kidding spoons. The principal was not the problem in this situation.

    narwhal on
    Narwhal#1834
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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Ugg boots + mini skirt is kinky as fuck.

    Trashy, but kinky.

    And thus totally not appropriate for public wear. In particular at that age!

    tentative agreement with the latter half of your sentence, complete disagreement with the former (freedom etc)

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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    theSquid wrote: »
    Ugg boots + mini skirt is kinky as fuck.

    Trashy, but kinky.

    Okay, if 75% the girls in public that you saw for the past 5 years between the ages of 13 and 21 dressed in either:
    a) Uggs and mini skirts
    b) Uggs and skinny jeans
    c) Uggs and short shorts
    you too would be sick of it and want to barf every time you walked through a mall. I can't wait to get out of America if only to get away from all the girls with zero fashion sense. I'm not saying I have the best fashion, but seriously, these girls... THEY ARE CALLED UGG BOOTS CUZ THEY'RE UGLY. WHY DON'T THEY GET IT

    Narwhal#1834
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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    theSquid wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Ugg boots + mini skirt is kinky as fuck.

    Trashy, but kinky.

    And thus totally not appropriate for public wear. In particular at that age!

    tentative agreement with the latter half of your sentence, complete disagreement with the former (freedom etc)

    i have enough scruples to think that the idea of lusting over tarted-up jailbait is a little skeezy

    but if a college-aged honey wants to get her corn on with some uggs and a short-ass skirt then bring it on over here girl

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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Ugg boots + mini skirt is kinky as fuck.

    Trashy, but kinky.

    Okay, if 75% the girls in public that you saw for the past 5 years between the ages of 13 and 21 dressed in either:
    a) Uggs and mini skirts
    b) Uggs and skinny jeans
    c) Uggs and short shorts
    you too would be sick of it and want to barf every time you walked through a mall. I can't wait to get out of America if only to get away from all the girls with zero fashion sense. I'm not saying I have the best fashion, but seriously, these girls... THEY ARE CALLED UGG BOOTS CUZ THEY'RE UGLY. WHY DON'T THEY GET IT

    ... You are not going to be too impressed with western Australia.

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    no they're called ugg boots cause they make guys go unnnnngggggg

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