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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    why isn't this thread always about teenage girls

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    fatalspoonsfatalspoons Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    narwhal wrote: »
    My 11th grade English teacher was 24 and she dressed in the same fashions as the kids in the class. It started a lot of rude rumors among the students and ultimately the principals asked her to dress more professionally.
    Asshole principals.

    Dear God I hope you're kidding spoons.

    Depends on who you ask.

    30 year old spoons: Totally kidding.

    14 year old spoons who had crushes on a few of the more attractive teachers I had: super asshole principals.

    fatalspoons on
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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    @Invictus

    Princesscake and I completed our series over the course of a couple of days.
    Game one was a short TvP,
    Game two was a longer battle that really kept me on the edge of my seat. Well played @tiballagher


    Game 1 on Shakura's Plateau
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    Game 2 on Bespin Cloud City Cloud Kingdom
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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    why isn't this thread always about teenage girls

    Teenage girls as a concept, just irks me. I'm pretty sure I skipped being a teenage girl because the concept disgusted me.
    Teenage girls as individuals are actually pretty cool and fun to work with.
    I just wish more of them played video games.

    Narwhal#1834
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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    if I ever have kids, and I hope I never do, I would at least hope I had a son.

    Daughters are about infinity times more work and infinity times more bad things can happen to a daughter.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    this is the consensus we've reached, too

    plus you can't use a daughter to get filthy rich by forcing them to play a sport from the day they're born because if they turn out to not be as hot as they are talented no one will give a shit

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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    if I ever have kids, and I hope I never do, I would at least hope I had a son.

    Daughters are about infinity times more work and infinity times more bad things can happen to a daughter.

    Eat a lot of cereal the week before you and your wife try to conceive. I hear diet plays a role in determining the gender of your child, and apparently 80% chance to be a boy if you're eating cereal.

    If you don't believe me google it or something.

    I too want at least one boy if I have kids.

    narwhal on
    Narwhal#1834
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    dont eat lucky charms though

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    narwhal wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    if I ever have kids, and I hope I never do, I would at least hope I had a son.

    Daughters are about infinity times more work and infinity times more bad things can happen to a daughter.

    Eat a lot of cereal the week before you and your wife try to conceive. I hear diet plays a role in determining the gender of your child, and apparently 80% more likely to be a boy if you're eating cereal.

    If you don't believe me google it or something.

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    eat this and not only will your child be a boy, he'll be the dalai lama

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    66% chance of ginger, though

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    i eat weetbix for breakfast.

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    narwhalnarwhal monodon monoceros Registered User regular
    That, or if you guys have daughters, teach them to play video games at a young age. That way they will like them before they have any concept of what gender is.

    Narwhal#1834
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    christina pazsitzky was on ari shaffir's podcast this week and told some story about how when she wanted a bike instead of getting her a pink girly bike her dad got her a bad ass black bmx and told her it didn't matter that it wasn't pink because it was a better bike

    anyway she thought this was good

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    fatalspoonsfatalspoons Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    I don't have any daughters but I have 5 nieces, and they all play video games. My youngest niece was playing super mario galaxy when she was 3. She could jump on the bad guys and everything. It blew my mind. When my nephews were 3, I used to just give them a controller while I played and let them pretend they were playing. But she knew better, and would yell at me if I tried to trick her. Next Starcraft grandmaster in the making.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    this is fucking funny

    http://i.imgur.com/0pvz7.jpg

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    unky spoons

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    mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    http://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2012/03/29/razer-replaypack-of-the-week-28-taeja

    Taeja replay pack. Fantastic player, you would be a fool not to watch these if you want to learn Terran.

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    KambingKambing Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Streaming my CSTL match vs. Jeff nowish:

    Kambing on
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    YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    mEEksa wrote: »
    http://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2012/03/29/razer-replaypack-of-the-week-28-taeja

    Taeja replay pack. Fantastic player, you would be a fool not to watch these if you want to learn Terran.

    Wooooo, ty, another awesome addition to my library.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    mEEksa wrote: »
    http://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2012/03/29/razer-replaypack-of-the-week-28-taeja

    Taeja replay pack. Fantastic player, you would be a fool not to watch these if you want to learn Terran.

    nice! thanks, finally a replay pack for us

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    mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    channeling my inner DRG to prevent a surprise drone massacre
    dat minimap awareness
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    o shit don't have any mans
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    one brave drone holds his position as the helions run around the roaches and try to enter the base
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    the attackers have fled, our hero lives
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    mastman on
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    KambingKambing Registered User regular
    @Heartlash Jeff, where'd you go!

    @TwitchTV, @Youtube: master-level zerg ladder/customs, commentary, and random miscellany.
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    fatalspoonsfatalspoons Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    unky spoons

    what's unky mean?

    edit: nm. Figured it out.

    fatalspoons on
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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    unky spoons

    what's unky mean?

    uncle

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    LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Euphemon wrote: »
    http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=324766

    MLG announced events, dates, and pricing. 2 Arenas, an online qualifer, and the championship for Spring. 50 dollars a la carte, 30 if you buy for all. Seems pretty reasonable and fair.

    Seems like we know how the winter arena sales went.


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    KambingKambing Registered User regular
    Ok streaming now.


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    EuphemonEuphemon itsudemo sagashiteiruyo dokka ni kimi no sugata woRegistered User regular
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Euphemon wrote: »
    http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=324766

    MLG announced events, dates, and pricing. 2 Arenas, an online qualifer, and the championship for Spring. 50 dollars a la carte, 30 if you buy for all. Seems pretty reasonable and fair.

    Seems like we know how the winter arena sales went.


    Hard to say, imo. I know we're all playing armchair CEO without any of the data, but I felt like MLG did well with the winter arena. I know sundance said that they surpassed their target, and even before the event, he was talking about changing the price for future events. I feel like winter arena was more of a demonstration to potential investors that MLG could be profitable, or more so if they already are, than anything else. The news that MLG secured additional funding came out not too long after winter arena as well.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    if I ever have kids, and I hope I never do, I would at least hope I had a son.

    Daughters are about infinity times more work and infinity times more bad things can happen to a daughter.
    Yup. I do want kids but sons are so much easier

    Teenage girls suck.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    if I ever have kids, and I hope I never do, I would at least hope I had a son.

    Daughters are about infinity times more work and infinity times more bad things can happen to a daughter.
    Yup. I do want kids but sons are so much easier

    Teenage girls suck.

    A good friend of mine once told me this:

    "When you have a son, you worry about one penis.
    When you have a daughter, you worry about them all."

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Actually teenagers suck in general.
    I have hated teenagers since I was a teenager.

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    LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Euphemon wrote: »
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Euphemon wrote: »
    http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=324766

    MLG announced events, dates, and pricing. 2 Arenas, an online qualifer, and the championship for Spring. 50 dollars a la carte, 30 if you buy for all. Seems pretty reasonable and fair.

    Seems like we know how the winter arena sales went.


    Hard to say, imo. I know we're all playing armchair CEO without any of the data, but I felt like MLG did well with the winter arena. I know sundance said that they surpassed their target, and even before the event, he was talking about changing the price for future events. I feel like winter arena was more of a demonstration to potential investors that MLG could be profitable, or more so if they already are, than anything else. The news that MLG secured additional funding came out not too long after winter arena as well.

    I don't disagree with you. I was implying that the sales did well enough that Sundace didn't feel like changing anything about the price. If anything, one could argue he felt the price was too low since MLG is now $50 a year.

    But that's one of the beefs I have with MLG. They aren't transparent and we'll be lucky if we get actual numbers about the sales, profits, costs.

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    i've hated stimtokolos since i was a stimtokolos

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Houn wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    if I ever have kids, and I hope I never do, I would at least hope I had a son.

    Daughters are about infinity times more work and infinity times more bad things can happen to a daughter.
    Yup. I do want kids but sons are so much easier

    Teenage girls suck.

    A good friend of mine once told me this:

    "When you have a son, you worry about one penis.
    When you have a daughter, you worry about them all."

    because only boys want sex right

    all teenagers are the worst

    Variable on
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    mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Euphemon wrote: »
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Euphemon wrote: »
    http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=324766

    MLG announced events, dates, and pricing. 2 Arenas, an online qualifer, and the championship for Spring. 50 dollars a la carte, 30 if you buy for all. Seems pretty reasonable and fair.

    Seems like we know how the winter arena sales went.


    Hard to say, imo. I know we're all playing armchair CEO without any of the data, but I felt like MLG did well with the winter arena. I know sundance said that they surpassed their target, and even before the event, he was talking about changing the price for future events. I feel like winter arena was more of a demonstration to potential investors that MLG could be profitable, or more so if they already are, than anything else. The news that MLG secured additional funding came out not too long after winter arena as well.

    I don't disagree with you. I was implying that the sales did well enough that Sundace didn't feel like changing anything about the price. If anything, one could argue he felt the price was too low since MLG is now $50 a year.

    But that's one of the beefs I have with MLG. They aren't transparent and we'll be lucky if we get actual numbers about the sales, profits, costs.

    They did change the price though? The first spring arena is 10$ cheaper, the second one is the same price but bundled with the invite qualifiers, and the whole shebang can be bought for a $20 discount. The new price point says to me that the winter qualifiers did well but that they are also listening to community feedback and found a nice compromise.

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    YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    Off The Record with Polt in 20 minutes!

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    KambingKambing Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Kambing vs. Jeff. And a bonus since I haven't casted games in awhile because of my schedule. 1st person VODs of the games:

    http://www.twitch.tv/kambingsc/b/313285647

    Start times for each of the games are listed in the spoilers below.

    Game 1:
    http://drop.sc/148000 --- starts at 40:00
    Game 2:
    http://drop.sc/147999 --- starts at 56:00
    Game 3:
    Not needed
    Rseults:
    Kambing 2-0, ggs!

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    i've hated stimtokolos since i was a stimtokolos

    This is an accurate description of my life.
    But when you say it, it makes me warm inside Dhal. I love you too.

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    YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    You have a DF avatar, that alone is proof that you're a masochist.

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    MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Just won an odd game.

    Went 1-Rax FE and he did a 7RR. My scouting SCV saw the Roach Warren getting constructed so I double bunkered my ramp and kept the CC at home. The RR came and got easily pushed away.

    Quiet for a bit....and then a lone Marine comes wandering out of the darkness. Shoot the Changeling. Continue to get upgrades and dudes.

    Expand out, drop down double Factory and more Rax. Building up mans and ROOOOAARR!! Nydus in my base! Roaches, Lings, and Banes pouring out. Fortunately, my extra Barracks were perfectly positioned to wall off his dudes from my dudes. Stim, micro back, and he retreats.

    Scout with a Marine because I figured he quadruple expanded at this point. Nope. Only took his natural. Get 4 Medivacs, 4 Tanks, and all my bio and go push his shit in. Micro'd my army away from the Banelings in the final engagement (go me!!) and was macroing when he left the game.

    Silver League is so bizarre. :D

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    SaarutoSaaruto Registered User regular
    Polt is apparently studying Animal Bioscience at SNU. Christ. People should be watching Off the Record cause Polt is the man.

    If you can chill, chill.
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