Eh. I've written better papers, and it isn't groundbreaking or anything, but I think it provides a decent if sometimes repetitive summary of stuff about my topic and ties it up into a decent argument from a somewhat different perspective than past English language writings on the subject.
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Well, I just have to put this out there. Hallmates: you suck. I gave you the benefit of the doubt, but you suck.
Midterms are in full swing and y'all are loud and drunk from 5 pm to 1 in the morning. Some people are studying, so don't be dicks. Mad bonding between my and my roomy over our mutual hatred of the situation. We can communicate incredibly complex displeasure through coordinated eye tics and facial expressions now.
Dude don't choke girls when they are trying to apologize for accidentally burning you.
Girls, don't fuck dudes the first day of school when your roomy is in the room, trying to fall asleep. This was the first warning sign.
Guys don't be dicks to your ladies, it is really depressing to hear you yelling at them.
Neighbors, y'all were loud with your tousling and giggling and all was well and good until dude, you sounded pretty fucking rapey there. Oh man, a cycle of giggling and suddenly uncomfortable real talk. Staying up in mortification; girl I don't want you getting hurt, dude, we're friends and we're seeing movies this weekend this is making me feel bad, I don't want friends that act like that. Please don't be rapey.
Two creeps, don't be creeps anymore please. It is creepy.
I thought all y'all were so nice the beginning of the year too, what happened?
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Parties in my dorm seem to just be five people drinking and/or doing drugs while listening to terrible music at 4 am and being as loud and obnoxious as humanly possible. Maybe that's parties in every dorm.
I loved living in a dorm. I was an Ra in an apartment dorm, so I got a free single, but freshman year i was in like a 5 by 12 room with a roommate, and it was great. Dorms can be a really fun communal experience.
My dorm was a special thing set up for computer science majors and the like. So they (okay we) were all horrible nerds, which helped avoid the drunken nonsense and loud sex, but had it's own disadvantages (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THE SHOWER IS TWENTY FEET FROM YOUR DORM ROOM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU)
People were highly amused by my finished bridge and display book today.
I wish I had gotten a picture of it, but a dude in my class made a 3-legged stool with an octagonal top that had a slide-out tray with a slot for rolling papers + weed and space to roll. Also the top popped off for extra drug storage space. Super impressive craftsmanship + stoner aesthetic.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
I liked my dorm. I lived there for two years, with three other people each time. First year's roomie was cool, second year's was great. The only really weird roommate I've had was the suitemate the second year. He played EVE a lot. And mumbled.
I have never been more unprepared to take a test in my life.
Literally the worst test I have ever taken. Unless my guessing was correct there was no way in hell I passed the test, hell I doubt I even made a 2 out of 5.
It's a good thing I already planned on taking calc 1 in the fall, cause shit, that was fucking horrendous.
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oh god why did i not see this yesterday
Eh. I've written better papers, and it isn't groundbreaking or anything, but I think it provides a decent if sometimes repetitive summary of stuff about my topic and ties it up into a decent argument from a somewhat different perspective than past English language writings on the subject.
Well, I just have to put this out there. Hallmates: you suck. I gave you the benefit of the doubt, but you suck.
Midterms are in full swing and y'all are loud and drunk from 5 pm to 1 in the morning. Some people are studying, so don't be dicks. Mad bonding between my and my roomy over our mutual hatred of the situation. We can communicate incredibly complex displeasure through coordinated eye tics and facial expressions now.
Dude don't choke girls when they are trying to apologize for accidentally burning you.
Girls, don't fuck dudes the first day of school when your roomy is in the room, trying to fall asleep. This was the first warning sign.
Guys don't be dicks to your ladies, it is really depressing to hear you yelling at them.
Neighbors, y'all were loud with your tousling and giggling and all was well and good until dude, you sounded pretty fucking rapey there. Oh man, a cycle of giggling and suddenly uncomfortable real talk. Staying up in mortification; girl I don't want you getting hurt, dude, we're friends and we're seeing movies this weekend this is making me feel bad, I don't want friends that act like that. Please don't be rapey.
Two creeps, don't be creeps anymore please. It is creepy.
I thought all y'all were so nice the beginning of the year too, what happened?
And a lot of awful ones.
never ever ever
even parties in dorms suck
dorms are for debauchery
but oh man I am looking forward to being home, where nobody plays guitar at 2 am
nobody does at all
time to fail this crap
I don't plan on staying in dorms after the first year, but still.
let's go
Hey BugBoy guess what I bought
a guitar
Also I passed organic chemistry so I am the smart one, it's me
Also maybe I can actually get some career opportunities
sprinted across the finish line
Congrats!
oh hey man do you want to share a bedroom with a stranger for a year? cause it's mandatory
Thanks! Actually, considering the outcome of that class was in doubt I don't really think I can call myself "the smart one"
Anyone who manages it is smart
Unless you can get a single
But unless you get super lucky, that doesn't happen
the sharing a bedroom aspect is really the fucking weird bit
am i never supposed to take my pants off? what's the logic?
my brother's writing this too
hope it goes well for you both
I wish I had gotten a picture of it, but a dude in my class made a 3-legged stool with an octagonal top that had a slide-out tray with a slot for rolling papers + weed and space to roll. Also the top popped off for extra drug storage space. Super impressive craftsmanship + stoner aesthetic.
Sweet Jesus...
It won't be bad if your res hall staff is competent and you have a back-bone.
There are a lot of positive aspects and good reasons for college dorms.
I was so lucky, you guys.
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I have never been more unprepared to take a test in my life.
Literally the worst test I have ever taken. Unless my guessing was correct there was no way in hell I passed the test, hell I doubt I even made a 2 out of 5.
It's a good thing I already planned on taking calc 1 in the fall, cause shit, that was fucking horrendous.