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Phallakinetic Finale - Day 9 - WITNESS THE ARMADA'S TRIUMPH

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    From the OP:
    In deference to the fact that attacks were always in multiples of 10, damage has lowered to a tenth of the initial values used.

    Players can have anything from 6-10 Life; the former end of the scale for support roles, the latter for tough attackers. Particularly special roles might have even more. Attack power averages at 3, being lower for roles with utility powers, and significantly higher for roles with attack powers.

    MURDERBOT RETALIATION ONLY WORKS ON THINGS WITH 49 HEALTH OR LESS. I THINK. THE TERM WAS LESS THAN 50 HEALTH. IT'S ON THINGS THAT TARGET MURDERBOT BUT DO NOT DO DAMAGE.

    AND IN CASE YOU MISSED THE PSYCHIC IMMUNITY, IT APPLIES TO PSYCHIC SEERS TOO.

    YOU CAN GET INFIDEL TO VERIFY MOST OF THIS, 90% OF IT IS FROM THE LAST GAME.

    THE LAST GAME...THE AVERAGE WAS 30 HEALTH? I STARTED AT 150. THEN I HAD 300 WENT I GOT MY WINGS.

    MURDERBOT IS FLYING HIGH AT THE START HERE.

    MURDERBOT EXPECTS REND IS REND BECAUSE MURDERBOT IS MURDERBOT. AND THAT IS WHY MURDERBOT WILL KILL HIM TONIGHT.[/b]

    Perspective time.

    I'm guessing retaliation only works against people with less than 5 health AND he probably has no more than 30 health right now.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    MURDER MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE READ HIS MESSAGE CLOSELY.

    ...

    MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    MURDERBOT ALREADY MADE FRIENDS WITH ONE NEUTRAL FACTION WHO WILL HELP MURDERBOT KILL.

    Why does murderbot need help killing? I thought that that was what murderbot did.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Man colors are annoying on the iPad.

    Even though weit isn't @solar, he still benefitted from that se Facebook silliness

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    HERE'S A JOKE.

    THE LOWERED NUMBERS WERE WHY MURDERBOT THOUGHT IT WAS FLACCID AT THE START.

    THIS WAS ALREADY CLARIFIED TO MURDERBOT.

    IT IS HARD TO GRASP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH YOUR HANDS AROUND A THROAT.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I'm trying to see why I would want Munkus running around killing people for the hell of it at the possible direction of neutral factions.

    I have so far failed to see any upside.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    On the other hand this might just be a hilarious village idiot play.

    I mean, flat out stating that the vote is pretty much the only thing that can kill you is

    ???

    But whatever.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    The only possible way i see this going well, is if we institute a CYAN Vote or something that dictates who he fires upon. If he doesnt hit our choice, we vote him out the nest day. Letting him run amok on the phalla is probably the worst thing.

    This would be fine as long as someone was in charge of the Cyan vote, and as long as munkus was around late enough every day that he could change if needed. Oh, and if there is never a chance in this lovely Phallakinetic game for a one-day power play on a weakened body.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That's a lot of excuses you've made in a quick succession.

    I'm starting to think something is fishy with "murderbot".

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Man colors are annoying on the iPad.

    Even though weit isn't solar, he still benefitted from that se Facebook silliness

    what silliness?

    Or, which i guess.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Trusting thst stupid soft network over their fresking masons

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    to be fair, weit did die in the end for that.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Can never die enough :evil:

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, I signed up for this....

    why did I sign up for this again?

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I signed up for this....

    why did I sign up for this again?

    I'm feeling the exact same thing...

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    The only possible way i see this going well, is if we institute a CYAN Vote or something that dictates who he fires upon. If he doesnt hit our choice, we vote him out the nest day. Letting him run amok on the phalla is probably the worst thing.

    HA. HA. HA. HA.

    THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?

    SO HIDDEN PEOPLE CAN INFLUENCE MURDERBOT AND FORCE MURDERBOT TO BE A TOOL?

    NO.

    YOU TELL ME WHY I SHOULD MURDER SOMEONE WITH LOGIC AND I WILL DEDUCE WHETHER I SHOULD OR NOT.

    MURDERBOT ALREADY MADE FRIENDS WITH ONE NEUTRAL FACTION WHO WILL HELP MURDERBOT KILL.

    THERE ARE MORE NEUTRAL FACTIONS AND FACTIONS WITH WIN CONDITIONS THAT DO NOT FIT IN WITH YOURS.

    YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED. FAULTY. YOU ARE NEXT AFTER REND, FLAWED PRODUCT.


    That's exactly what I was trying to avoid. Hidden neutrals controlling your kill and fucking over those who aren't busting their asses soft-networking or trading information. Now that I think about it, i'm not that against it. People shouldn't be punished for putting more effort into a game. I'm fine with doing poorly (like I always do phallakinetics) because im too lazy to soft-shell.

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    It's so weird waking up and not worry about whether you forgot to do something.

    Bedlam day 1 shenanigans!

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Can never die enough :evil:

    I like the rage, as good a reason for a random day 1 vote as any!

    wiet

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    I wish people would get my name right. WIET. IE, not EI. It's only four letters for gods sake!

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Spoit wrote: »
    Trusting thst stupid soft network over their fresking masons

    What? I freely admit trusting Melding as much as my masons that game, but not more than my masons. None of you butts seemed to have a problem with it and I did end up getting horribly betrayed for it!

    I must defend my internet honour from all slights.

    Wiet on
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Wiet wrote: »
    I wish people would get my name right. WIET. IE, not EI. It's only four letters for gods sake!

    You and @phyphor should start a club.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Voting munkus out is dumb and not fun. it is more fun to work around a force of nature than to remove it completely.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Munkus because I'd rather not get swiped by a neutral faction for the hell of it.
    Langly wrote: »
    Voting munkus out is dumb and not fun. it is more fun to work around a force of nature than to remove it completely.

    You know what else is fun? Being alive to play this game.

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    Munkus adds to the fun of the game, so long as you are not the person he is killing. Today, that appears to be Rend.

    Does anybody remember who put the Day 1 kill on me last Phallakinetic? I have a grudge for them. I'd settle for anyone involved in the destruction of Beta Team.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    munkus, because meat is murderbot.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    HERE'S A JOKE.

    THE LOWERED NUMBERS WERE WHY MURDERBOT THOUGHT IT WAS FLACCID AT THE START.

    THIS WAS ALREADY CLARIFIED TO MURDERBOT.

    IT IS HARD TO GRASP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH YOUR HANDS AROUND A THROAT.

    I totally understand your pain. Let's disappear together.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Wiet wrote: »
    I wish people would get my name right. WIET. IE, not EI. It's only four letters for gods sake!

    I before E except in Wiet is stuck in my head now... It'll help me make you Weit forever. You will join Red Rysk as a poster who doesn't exist.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    Peccavi! Upon investigating the old game, I have determined it was you who killed my day 1.

    Actually, it was about 5 attacks, but all coming from your team and I don't think any of them are playing this time.

    Eat grudge and die!

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    This game has a grand history of epic reveals! Hah

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Hope it doesn't rain today!

    Erin The Red on
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    TRV, you... you shouldn't really jinx it like that :|

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    So what have I missed in 9 months?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    TRV, you... you shouldn't really jinx it like that :|

    If I die, I'll know it was you. IT'S ALWAYS YOU. Even though you usually die before me. But still. Trickster.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I havn't ever killed you! The only one of us to kill one of the other is you!!!

    I should consider revenge. :twisted:

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    So what have I missed in 9 months?
    Orange Soda came back for one game. Aaaand that's about all I can think of off the top of my head.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    I havn't ever killed you! The only one of us to kill one of the other is you!!!

    I should consider revenge. :twisted:

    That was only because you were suspicious!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I am
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    Too old for this shit.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Voting munkus out is dumb and not fun. it is more fun to work around a force of nature than to remove it completely.

    I would have so much fun not dying today.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    So what have I missed in 9 months?
    About a 50% turnover of new players.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Voting munkus out is dumb and not fun. it is more fun to work around a force of nature than to remove it completely.

    I would have so much fun not dying today.

    Is the vote killing the same time as powers?

    I don't know if the vote will save me or not, but it is, as of now, my only viable recourse.
    If anyone wants to guard or protect me, that would also be good. But if munkus is as powerful as he says, it will matter little.

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