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What have you always wanted to cook but haven't?!

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Evigilant wrote: »
    I've always wanted to learn how to make noodles by hand, without using any machine.

    Noodles are pretty easy to make.

    ya I've tried this a few times (minus the cheese sauce he makes); works great

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XVDpPBHho

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    lately ive been resolving to cook everything i was too scared to before

    ive almost got chocolate chip cookies down, but i made some really rad biscuits and some INCREDIBLY vanilla ice cream

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I think there's something wrong with my pasta machine.

    When I turn the handle it often locks up and I have to turn it a bit the other way to make it go again.

    Also I think the rollers are a bit askew because the pasta won't go through them straight, it always gets pulled to the side.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I've always wanted to cook some fools.

    Wait, do you cook or smoke fools?

    Which yields the best result?

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    I'd love to cook me a mean Bouillabaisse

    I mean, DAYUM, that is a sexy food.

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    EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Evigilant wrote: »
    I've always wanted to learn how to make noodles by hand, without using any machine.

    Noodles are pretty easy to make.

    ya I've tried this a few times (minus the cheese sauce he makes); works great

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XVDpPBHho

    I meant, something more like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzHtPyqUll0

    Edit: Although, Damn! I might have to try that Jamie Oliver one.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    yeah, thats a few decades of daily experience right there

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    Everything.

    Because I can't cook.

    i'll cook for you
    just gotta come visit
    i ain't comin' to PA

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    meth

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Evigilant wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Evigilant wrote: »
    I've always wanted to learn how to make noodles by hand, without using any machine.

    Noodles are pretty easy to make.

    ya I've tried this a few times (minus the cheese sauce he makes); works great

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XVDpPBHho

    I meant, something more like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzHtPyqUll0

    Edit: Although, Damn! I might have to try that Jamie Oliver one.

    When I was younger every New Years Day we would go to my grandparents and meet all of my aunts, uncles, and cousins. There we would all make our own noodles, ravioli, and all that jazz. Home made pasta is amazing.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    For years, I've wanted to get my hands on various cuts of bear.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    For a while I've wanted to cook a hare, but the few occasions I've seen one for sale I've not dared.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've always wanted to cook that meal I had with Dan that one time which was basically heaven.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Downside of a tiny city apartment-no room for a proper grill.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    For years, I've wanted to get my hands on various cuts of bear.

    I could serve you up a big, juicy bear loin.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Petition to replace this: :winky:

    With this: wBQ3a.gif

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Wow is that

    a double-double entendre

    It's so beautiful, I think I'm tearing up

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i've been figuring out how to cook recently

    gonna try to make an apple tea cake as my first cake ever

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm an excellent cook. I just don't like cooking for myself.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Crimson King wrote: »
    i've been figuring out how to cook recently

    gonna try to make an apple tea cake as my first cake ever

    This is a cake you can eat for breakfast and it doesn't even count as cake for breakfast.
    Mmmmm teacake. I might make some. Probably too lazy though.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I made a black sesame pear tea cake that was completely fantastic a few weeks ago.

    Quite recommend it!

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    Wow is that

    a double-double entendre

    It's so beautiful, I think I'm tearing up

    Careful, if you layer too many winkies on top of each other you risk an impacted semi-colon.

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    SliderSlider Registered User regular
    I have always wanted to make a really good steak.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Not that hard to do.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Whatever the Rock is

    It smells delicious

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    kangaroo

    i want to kill and eat a kangaroo

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    ocelot

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    balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    Slider wrote: »
    I have always wanted to make a really good steak.

    if you don't have a grill, just get a ribeye that can be pan seared

    rub salt and pepper into the steak

    cook on pan for however long you like. medium rare is probably ideal for store bought steak.

    steak is super easy.

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    TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    For years, I've wanted to get my hands on various cuts of bear.

    I've heard it tastes like pig which tastes like... human. The omnivore kind of thread.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    A hat.

    Just to make the "if x happens, I'll eat my hat!" thing very literal.

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    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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