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Maybe these guys should have TAKEN the hint (Trailer in OP!)

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I wanna see Chess

    just some real arthouse shit

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    a guy wears a single leather jacket and all of a sudden he is andrew dice clay

    I am literally what I post like, guys

    So if you seen a brother post, you seen a brother in action

    I regret nothing.

    i'll end you

    Nah...

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    You know what a great board game movie was? CLUE. Mostly due to Tim Curry.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    A high-impact drama about racial intolerance and the tragedy of gangland violence spreading throughout the streets.

    Connect Four

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    MAKE DO OR GO TO A TOYS R US

    I DON'T HAVE TOYS R US

    CRYING NOW

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    You know what a great board game movie was? CLUE. Mostly due to Tim Curry.

    This man's drunk!

    Dead drunk!

    Dead right!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    my day's just not complete until I make a woman cry

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Oh man, another Taken?

    Hell yeah!

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I'm waiting for Taken Tag Tournament

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    I'm so excited about this movie. Super duper excited, one might say

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait, you sent Frankie "I have a fucking kidnapping problem" Four Fingers to meet up with some American girls?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I'm waiting for Taken Tag Tournament

    I made this joke already!

    Also, I am eagerly awaiting ze package.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I'm waiting for Taken Tag Tournament

    I made this joke already!

    Also, I am eagerly awaiting ze package.

    I know, right? I keep forgetting because things are crazy. I'll make sure to get it out tomorrow or Saturday, I am soooo sorry.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hey yo sandra

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No worries, mate. I was just worried the post office had lost it and you never knew it was delivered because I hadn't said anything.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    hey yo sandra

    What's the haps yo

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    No worries, mate. I was just worried the post office had lost it and you never knew it was delivered because I hadn't said anything.
    I am going to take goddamn video of me mailing this thing at this point.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    sandra I am playing battleship right now to spite you

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You know what.

    Fuck battleship.

    Nobody fucking cares about sinking your battleship.

    Your battleship is ass.

    It is fucking dirt.

    The thing that is your tiny god?

    That. Fucking. Scooner.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    sandra I am playing battleship right now to spite you

    oh yeah

    well I just ate an apple with peanut butter

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck all of this.

    I got Canopus in Tactics Ogre.

    He can do anything.

    Seacrest, out.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    sandra I am playing battleship right now to spite you

    oh yeah

    well I just ate an apple with peanut butter

    I always suspected you were a talking horse...

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Horses cannot get peanut butter out of a jar with a knife TLB

    That is not how horses work

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Seriously though.

    If the movie doesn't end with a stupid fucking scooner winning the day as all the other ships lie in ruins.

    Then it is dogshit.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Which one is that? The three-peg ship? The two-peg?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    They scored the heist of a lifetime. But now, with 10 million dollars between them, the world's deadliest criminals set their sights on one another...

    This summer... they'll all be...

    Sorry!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    who said you did any of that, sandra?

    you just eating that apple

    and the peanut butter is making you flap them gums

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Which one is that? The three-peg ship? The two-peg?

    The two peg.

    The two peg ship is your tiny god.

    The five peg, which is ass, is the aircraft carrier. The four peg, also ass, is the battleship.

    Your destroyer (3) and scooner (2) are the only worthwhile ships in the fleet.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Lost so many games to that little bastard.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    A high-impact drama about racial intolerance and the tragedy of gangland violence spreading throughout the streets.

    Connect Four

    A Connect Four movie can't be about connect four unless it involves Thai hookers that tried to grift you.

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    AdusAdus Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I can't wait for the third one where they steal his beloved car

    Taken For A Ride

    Come on, man. You missed a golden opportunity by calling this the fourth movie.

    Taken 4 A Ride.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    what is Liam Neeson's favourite type of food?

    Take-in



    feel free to use that one


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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    When I went to Thailand the first time we'd go to cheap seedy bars drink and play games with the bar staff (where some also used the bar to pick up johns) Stuff like Jenga, Jackpot or connect four.

    Jackpot really was statistics once you figured it out but didn't have a high win ratio. Jenga I was terrible at when sober but I played a lot of connect four at uni knew how it worked.

    The Thai girls while competent, and could beat most people, only had one strategy, which is the long game.

    The long game requires playing negatively but going for a few three in a rows, where the fourth can't be finished off easily. Until the end of the game where you are forced to place tokens in that column. It's sound, but relies on you not losing before hand and a bit of pre planning.

    I on the other played aggressive, and it paid off. The first night I was out of practice and was down six drinks, the second night I was down four, third I broke even and by then on whenever I went to that bar I didn't buy shots there cause they were all bought for me.

    The final night I was there I showed up already drunk, won thirteen straight and by the end of it, the bar girls were going to the other bars trying to find people that could beat me.

    I was still drunk the next day and if I wasn't travelling with my friends I doubt I would have been able to catch the plane the next day.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Which one is that? The three-peg ship? The two-peg?

    The two peg.

    The two peg ship is your tiny god.

    The five peg, which is ass, is the aircraft carrier. The four peg, also ass, is the battleship.

    Your destroyer (3) and scooner (2) are the only worthwhile ships in the fleet.

    Now, I agree with you on all of this. But to be fair the 2 peg is the destroyer. The 3 pegs are the submarine and the cruiser. Just sayin'.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    When I went to Thailand the first time we'd go to cheap seedy bars drink and play games with the bar staff (where some also used the bar to pick up johns) Stuff like Jenga, Jackpot or connect four.

    Jackpot really was statistics once you figured it out but didn't have a high win ratio. Jenga I was terrible at when sober but I played a lot of connect four at uni knew how it worked.

    The Thai girls while competent, and could beat most people, only had one strategy, which is the long game.

    The long game requires playing negatively but going for a few three in a rows, where the fourth can't be finished off easily. Until the end of the game where you are forced to place tokens in that column. It's sound, but relies on you not losing before hand and a bit of pre planning.

    I on the other played aggressive, and it paid off. The first night I was out of practice and was down six drinks, the second night I was down four, third I broke even and by then on whenever I went to that bar I didn't buy shots there cause they were all bought for me.

    The final night I was there I showed up already drunk, won thirteen straight and by the end of it, the bar girls were going to the other bars trying to find people that could beat me.

    I was still drunk the next day and if I wasn't travelling with my friends I doubt I would have been able to catch the plane the next day.

    Why don't you just steal the food from their plates Blake?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    I wanna see Chess

    just some real arthouse shit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    When I went to Thailand the first time we'd go to cheap seedy bars drink and play games with the bar staff (where some also used the bar to pick up johns) Stuff like Jenga, Jackpot or connect four.

    Jackpot really was statistics once you figured it out but didn't have a high win ratio. Jenga I was terrible at when sober but I played a lot of connect four at uni knew how it worked.

    The Thai girls while competent, and could beat most people, only had one strategy, which is the long game.

    The long game requires playing negatively but going for a few three in a rows, where the fourth can't be finished off easily. Until the end of the game where you are forced to place tokens in that column. It's sound, but relies on you not losing before hand and a bit of pre planning.

    I on the other played aggressive, and it paid off. The first night I was out of practice and was down six drinks, the second night I was down four, third I broke even and by then on whenever I went to that bar I didn't buy shots there cause they were all bought for me.

    The final night I was there I showed up already drunk, won thirteen straight and by the end of it, the bar girls were going to the other bars trying to find people that could beat me.

    I was still drunk the next day and if I wasn't travelling with my friends I doubt I would have been able to catch the plane the next day.

    Why don't you just steal the food from their plates Blake?

    If you can't afford to lose you can't afford to play.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Although they did, quite often, offer us their food.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Wait, what's the full title for this?

    Taken 2.

    Should have been "Taken 2 Instanbul".

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Wait, what's the full title for this?

    Taken 2.

    Should have been "Taken 2 Instanbul".

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