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The woman who gave birth to me contacted me for the first tine in my life via facebook friend request last monday evening.
Crazy shit
I ignored her
holy shit
You could have at least thanked her for those eyebrows.
Today while simultaneously driving myself to sac, and my roommate to the airport I got pulled over for doing 90 in a 65. The cop saw my infantry blue cord hanging from the rearview mirror and started asking me about it, why I was living in Chico, told him I was a nursing student. It turns out he's a paramedic as well as a cop and we talked about that. He let me off with a verbal warning. My roommate was shocked. Cool cops are the best.
Man, I'm not sure how I feel about stuff like this. It happens all the time to my coworkers... if you get pulled over in uniform or have our department sticker on your window, you are usually given a pass. There have been instances where people have been driving drunk and were given the opportunity to call someone to pick them up in lieu of getting arrested for a DUI.
If I'm ever pulled over for speeding I will probably insist on getting the normal citation that a civilian would get. I don't like people who play favorites. I had one cop who told me "well, what happens if I need you one day?" And my response was "if a paramedic treats you different because you gave him a ticket or arrested him when he deserves it, then he doesn't need to be doing the job."
I dunno... I just don't like favoritism. Your situation was a little different, but clearly you shouldn't have been going 90 in a 65. Sorry man... nothing personal, but bad driving habits are one of my biggest pet peeves.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Yeah it's good, but if someone isn't into it for whatever reason, there's a ton of other places in Miami reporting pretty much the same thing. So, zombie bunker time.
Hannibal Lector? the one where he chops up that guys face and feeds it to the dogs was on last night at work and the people I work with are amazed pigs will eat anything sigh I really dislike the people I work with and thier tiny worlds
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ReginaldWhen I am Pres., I will createthe Department of ______Registered Userregular
Yesterday was pretty crazy. I met up with some friends to watch game 7 of Celtics-76ers (woo Celtics!) in a trashed out punk bar in the Yamhill district of Portland. We went outside to smoke, and when we came back in there was this dude just chugging our drinks, so fast that the drinks were running down his face and onto his shirt. So the bartender sees him, yells at him to get out, and the guy flips him off and hits the street. About 30 seconds later 2 cops run in the bar, and the bartender just said, "He went that way." I guess the guy is known for doing this shit, and the cops chase him around all day.
So at halftime we leave and go the a restaurant right across the street from the Timbers stadium to finish the game and eat. There was a Timbers game going on too, and it was freaking ridiculous. The ground was shaking from all of the cheering, everyone was wearing green...I need to go to a Timbers game.
Anyways, we leave the restaurant, and it starts fucking pouring. Strongest rainstorm I've ever seen in Portland yesterday, I bet other Portlanders would agree ( @Aphostile@SabreMau@Swill ) and we are watching the people in the Timbers stadium just go fucking crazy. It turned what was a normal soccer match into a rowdy mudfest, half rugby half soccer, and everyone was glued to the seats.
Finally the lightrail we are waiting for comes, we are drenched, and we get on to a packed car full of drenched people. Some dude is playing the harmonica, everyone is singing, it smelled like wet dog, just a fucking surreal experience.
We get back home, hop in a cab, go to a friends house and sit on the porch just enjoying the energy of the pouring rain.
Anyways, we leave the restaurant, and it starts fucking pouring. Strongest rainstorm I've ever seen in Portland yesterday, I bet other Portlanders would agree ( @Aphostile@SabreMau@Swill ) and we are watching the people in the Timbers stadium just go fucking crazy. It turned what was a normal soccer match into a rowdy mudfest, half rugby half soccer, and everyone was glued to the seats.
I got out of Ground Kontrol about 5 minutes before the rain started. Noticed the wind and the huge dark clouds to the north and figured this'd be fun. Stood waiting at a bus stop downtown and got to watch the whole show. Had something to stand under, but got drenched anyway just going one block from the MAX stop to the bus stop.
Anyways, we leave the restaurant, and it starts fucking pouring. Strongest rainstorm I've ever seen in Portland yesterday, I bet other Portlanders would agree ( @Aphostile@SabreMau@Swill ) and we are watching the people in the Timbers stadium just go fucking crazy. It turned what was a normal soccer match into a rowdy mudfest, half rugby half soccer, and everyone was glued to the seats.
I got out of Ground Kontrol about 5 minutes before the rain started. Noticed the wind and the huge dark clouds to the north and figured this'd be fun. Stood waiting at a bus stop downtown and got to watch the whole show. Had something to stand under, but got drenched anyway just going one block from the MAX stop to the bus stop.
Man we should hit up Ground Kontrol sometime! I am throwing down the gauntlet, I will beat you at the 4-player pacman game.
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Binary SquidWe all make choicesRegistered Userregular
Yeah, that's what you'd think. That maybe Huff Post is just joking around with readers because it's so bizzare and is something almost identical to the start of many zombie movies. And just in case, people like to check multiple sources in case it's a belated April fools joke or something.
But they're reporting verbatim what other outlets in Miami are reporting too with the same language and everything. Some naked dude attacked another guy and ate his face by biting it off, and then had to be put down with a fuckload of shots from cops.
Hey, doesn't the guide mention that the first attacks were thought to be drug crazed people or something similar?
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
You know what's crazy?
The fact that I've had the hiccups on and off for over 24 hours
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well, it is impossible to fully know theyself, so technically right, oghulk!
and have you memorized john rambo's speech from the end of first blood yet?
also nah, oghulk
not tellin' no stories
gonna get drunk and watch nic cage movies instead
it had at least two jokes about gang rape and burt reynolds calls a black man "chocolate monkey" to his face
Man, I'm not sure how I feel about stuff like this. It happens all the time to my coworkers... if you get pulled over in uniform or have our department sticker on your window, you are usually given a pass. There have been instances where people have been driving drunk and were given the opportunity to call someone to pick them up in lieu of getting arrested for a DUI.
If I'm ever pulled over for speeding I will probably insist on getting the normal citation that a civilian would get. I don't like people who play favorites. I had one cop who told me "well, what happens if I need you one day?" And my response was "if a paramedic treats you different because you gave him a ticket or arrested him when he deserves it, then he doesn't need to be doing the job."
I dunno... I just don't like favoritism. Your situation was a little different, but clearly you shouldn't have been going 90 in a 65. Sorry man... nothing personal, but bad driving habits are one of my biggest pet peeves.
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now this is crazy
get your zombie bunkers ready
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Eh, Huff Post
Yeah, but a lot of the Miami news outlets are reporting pretty much the same thing.
Here's a link to the story in the Miami Herald, complete with video that sort of shows the event.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html
A few interesting bits from the article:
Yeah it's good, but if someone isn't into it for whatever reason, there's a ton of other places in Miami reporting pretty much the same thing. So, zombie bunker time.
that screaming
eating someones face?
is this a joke
I feel like this has to be a joke
Hannibal Lector? the one where he chops up that guys face and feeds it to the dogs was on last night at work and the people I work with are amazed pigs will eat anything sigh I really dislike the people I work with and thier tiny worlds
So at halftime we leave and go the a restaurant right across the street from the Timbers stadium to finish the game and eat. There was a Timbers game going on too, and it was freaking ridiculous. The ground was shaking from all of the cheering, everyone was wearing green...I need to go to a Timbers game.
Anyways, we leave the restaurant, and it starts fucking pouring. Strongest rainstorm I've ever seen in Portland yesterday, I bet other Portlanders would agree ( @Aphostile @SabreMau @Swill ) and we are watching the people in the Timbers stadium just go fucking crazy. It turned what was a normal soccer match into a rowdy mudfest, half rugby half soccer, and everyone was glued to the seats.
Finally the lightrail we are waiting for comes, we are drenched, and we get on to a packed car full of drenched people. Some dude is playing the harmonica, everyone is singing, it smelled like wet dog, just a fucking surreal experience.
We get back home, hop in a cab, go to a friends house and sit on the porch just enjoying the energy of the pouring rain.
I got out of Ground Kontrol about 5 minutes before the rain started. Noticed the wind and the huge dark clouds to the north and figured this'd be fun. Stood waiting at a bus stop downtown and got to watch the whole show. Had something to stand under, but got drenched anyway just going one block from the MAX stop to the bus stop.
I love this.
I like huffington post?
Man we should hit up Ground Kontrol sometime! I am throwing down the gauntlet, I will beat you at the 4-player pacman game.
Yeah, that's what you'd think. That maybe Huff Post is just joking around with readers because it's so bizzare and is something almost identical to the start of many zombie movies. And just in case, people like to check multiple sources in case it's a belated April fools joke or something.
But they're reporting verbatim what other outlets in Miami are reporting too with the same language and everything. Some naked dude attacked another guy and ate his face by biting it off, and then had to be put down with a fuckload of shots from cops.
Hey, doesn't the guide mention that the first attacks were thought to be drug crazed people or something similar?
The fact that I've had the hiccups on and off for over 24 hours
This is fucking bullshit
Because I am imagine this crazy narrative that could be turned into a lifetime movie that lead to her sending the friend request.
Ending in a resounding, nah.
Because that shit ain't reality.
*hic*
"Kill me."
*hic*
"Kill me."
*hic*
"Kill me."
*hic*
"Kill me."
*hic*
"Kill me."
*hic*
"Kill me."
it is straight up the liberal equivalent of fox new
it's awful