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Xanth: A [Phalla] for Chameleon - Day 6 - Mafia Victory!

CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes RuleCapital WastelandRegistered User regular
edited June 2012 in Critical Failures
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Background:
Xanth is a magical land of horrible puns that is suspiciously shaped like Florida. Inside it, humans and demihumans live together in peace and harmony (mostly). All of the humans have a magical talent. Most of these talents are interesting, if not terribly useful. Some of them, called Magicians, are staggeringly powerful, like the ability to turn any living creature into anything else, mastery over illusions, and weather control. Demihumans, while lacking purely magical talents, can be incredibly strong, possess the ability to fly, or turn almost invisible.

One day, the villains of Xanth, those who were not satisfied with their lot in life, decided they would prefer to be in charge. Now, you're caught up to the current situation. The Magicians of Xanth are currently scattered, off following their own interests. Their talents, and the talents of all the good people of Xanth, must be organized to protect the freedom of all.


This is a Phalla, the Penny Arcade Forum's version of Mafia/Are You A Werewolf. It is a mostly traditional phalla, the village versus the mafia. However, like most of my phallas, it has a gimmick.

The Villager PM
You are a Villager!

You have a particularly useless talent, like making a slightly colored spot on a wall. But, you do possess the power of DEMOCRACY!

Victory Condition: You must remove all threats to the village from Xanth.

Rules:
Standard rules
No sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots and direct quotation, no anonymous communication, no communication with the dead without host consent.

Vote Close
Each day will end at 10PM CST. Any actions or votes submitted up until X:59 will count, whereas those taken on or after X:00 will not. Please do not submit any actions or votes for the following day until narration has been posted.

Voting
Each day, the citizens of Xanth must nominate a player to be sent beyond the Sheild Stones (and the game). Each player may !vote for a player in Bold Red. In the result of a tie, all people with tied for most votes will die.

Sign-Up
Sign up by posting such in Bold Lime below!

Inactivity
Xanth is under attack! All citizens must remain active to fight off the villains of Xanth. As such, all players must maintain activity levels of at least one vote each night. Failure to maintain activity levels will be warned publicly in the night's narration. Failing to maintain activity levels on two nights will result in the player's replacement by a reserve player, if available, or elimination.

Proboards
Any player may create a proboard for any reason. However, all proboards must be linked to the host, who must have full access to all information on the board.

PMs
Trust is a valuable commodity in Phalla. If you want to add someone to a conversation, you must start a new conversation.
It is not required, yet strongly encouraged, that you include the Host in PMs.

Clarifications
Masons are trustworthy.
Some kills are magical. Some kills are physical. Some guards only protect from one or the other. Your PM will tell you if you have a partial or true guard.
Vote>Manipulation>Defense>Offense

Players
25. Smoove Operator

Reserves
1. GrimmyTOA
2. tzeentchling
3. Kaplar
4. REG Rysk
5.

Day 1
The Road Virus – banished - Lord of the Mundanes (AKA Villager)
Alegis – turned into a Grudgening – The Gorgon
The Anonymous – Floating like a pancake – Bob (AKA Villager)
Jdarksun –
Edited out of existence – Background Character No One Remembers (AKA Villager)
38th Doe –
Drilled full of Voles – Smash Ogre

Day 2
l3lasphemer69 – Mare Imbrum – Banished
Spoit – Com Pewter – Turned into a Furret
Sir Fabulous – Crombie the Soldier – Surprised
by a Smug Cloud
MrTLicious – Magician Dor –
Unleashed an ancient curse.

Day 3
Kias – Banished – Spot, the Dog Whisperer (AKA Villager)
Warban –
Drowned in the seaMagician Trent
GrimmyTOA –Smug cloud’d - Trojan, the Night Stallion
Lucedes - Drilled full of Voles – Magician Isis
INANTP - Eternal Slumber – Dana Demoness
Kime – Eternal Slumber – Magician Bink
Void Slayer – Eternal Slumber – Beauregard the Demon

Day 4
The Dead
Owl - Banished - Sea Hag
CaptianPlanet82 - Smug'd - Crunch Ogre
That Dave Fella - Struck by Lightning - Magician Surprise!
Stever777 - Pancake'd - Drip (AKA Villager)

Baidol - Eternal Slumber - Storm King
SaberOverEasy
- Eternal Slumber - Vole Master
Cythraul
- INACTIVUS - Demon Fiant
JaysonFour - INACTIVUS - Villager

Day 5
Bedlam – Banished – The Horseman
Slym – Ancient Horror- Magician Humfrey
Langly - Ancient Horror - Tim Burr (AKA Villager)
Obifett - Drilled full of Voles – Pete Abred(AKA Villager)

Day 6
Anialos - Banished - Vin Tage (AKA VILLAGER)
Assuran - Prepared, Filed, and Cataloged -Lincoln Logs (AKA Villager)
El Skid - Prepared, Filed, and Cataloged - Ace Capella (AKA Villager)
tzeentchling - Eternal Slumber - Rapunzel (AKA Villager)
Diorinix - Eternal Slumber - Grundy Golem
Malkor
- INACTIVUS - Sir Not Appearing In This Narration (AKA VILLAGER)

Capfalcon on
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    this is alot of phalla!

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I read one of these books once!

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Oh, my! So much to do!

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    My special power is to sign up in purple

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Magically delicious

    Assuran on
  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Pick me!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    so in this world you can have sex with anything and not get preggers. but regardless if you have sex with it ...a kid is produced

    so if you have a sex with a fish... a stork comes along and gives you a merman or a mermaid

    if you have sex with a horse... a stork comes along and gives you a centaur

    if you have sex with a bull.. a stork comes along and gives you a minotaur

    if you have sex with a dog... a stork comes along and gives you a dogboy

    if you have sex with a falcon...a stork comes and you get

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Magic

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Yesssssss

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    sign here

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I heard horrible puns and came as fast as I could

    Gimmie them octopuns!

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Puns are bad things

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    GOddammit

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Those caught breaking the pun/quip ban will be PUNished!

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    I really don't have time for a Phalla right now -- but I have a soft spot for Piers Anthony going back to my early childhood.

    Errrrrr. Uhhmm.

    Maybe I'll split the difference and !reserve up.

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    Seems vanilla enough I can participate while in Armoured Core.

    I'm in

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • l3lasphemer69l3lasphemer69 Registered User regular
    I am back!

    Don't everyone applaud at once

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I am back!

    Don't everyone applaud at once



    Also, !sign

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    I am back!

    Don't everyone applaud at once



    Also, !sign

    +1 for video-based sarcasm. Would watch again. A++

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    I should be back home by the time this gets started, so sign me up bitches!

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    I will join the fight!

    But only to take down Jim Darkmagic.
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Any chance you're going to tell us what the gimmick is?

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Any chance you're going to tell us what the gimmick is?

    YOU CAN ONLY VOTE FOR YOURSELF! *lightning crashes in the distance*

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Any chance you're going to tell us what the gimmick is?
    awesome+dinosaurs+lasers.jpg

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Any chance you're going to tell us what the gimmick is?
    awesome+dinosaurs+lasers.jpg

    OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod
    Can I be t-rex chest gunner???

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    gimmick sounds fun

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I'm a pretty punny guy.

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    Unfortunely TheRoadVirus, RNG made you the blue dude getting stepped by the Raptor. Good luck with that one.

    I like how some of the dudes are in space suits or armor and the rest are riding around like He-Man.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Unfortunely TheRoadVirus, RNG made you the blue dude getting stepped by the Raptor. Good luck with that one.

    I like how some of the dudes are in space suits or armor and the rest are riding around like He-Man.

    What the fuck is wrong with my head?

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Any chance you're going to tell us what the gimmick is?
    awesome+dinosaurs+lasers.jpg

    I had those toys when I was a kid.

    They were as amazing as that picture depicts them.

    ObiFett on
  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Unfortunely TheRoadVirus, RNG made you the blue dude getting stepped by the Raptor. Good luck with that one.

    I like how some of the dudes are in space suits or armor and the rest are riding around like He-Man.

    What the fuck is wrong with my head?

    More importantly, that is not a raptor. It is a Brachylophosaurus. Come on!

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Figgy wrote: »
    Unfortunely TheRoadVirus, RNG made you the blue dude getting stepped by the Raptor. Good luck with that one.

    I like how some of the dudes are in space suits or armor and the rest are riding around like He-Man.

    What the fuck is wrong with my head?

    More importantly, that is not a raptor. It is a Brachylophosaurus. Come on!

    No way. What's more important is the fact that I managed to
    1) Dress myself with no eyes
    2) Get my giant diamond head through the neck hole of that suit
    3) Not smell the dinosaur coming with my giant anteater nose

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Unfortunely TheRoadVirus, RNG made you the blue dude getting stepped by the Raptor. Good luck with that one.

    I like how some of the dudes are in space suits or armor and the rest are riding around like He-Man.

    What the fuck is wrong with my head?
    The good guys were humans sent back in time.

    The bad guys were like lizard sor aliens or somthing. Fuck if I know I was like 3 when the thing came out.

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    this is alot of phalla!
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  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    This looks like it could be nice and relax...... Holy crap was that a Sonic Boom!

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Can I be Jam DorkMoogic?

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Any chance you're going to tell us what the gimmick is?

    Once the game get rolling, I'm sure you'll figure it out soon enough.

    Capfalcon on
  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Any chance you're going to tell us what the gimmick is?
    awesome+dinosaurs+lasers.jpg

    I wanna be triceraclimbs.

  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    !signup

    i want to be Ivy

    or Irene

    <3

    Lucedes on
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