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Omnicorp: We've Got The Future Under Control

BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
edited July 2012 in Social Entropy++
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Safety. Conviction. Leadership.

For a half-century, these words have set the framework upon which OmniCorp has aimed to build a brighter world.

We don't do passive technology. At OmniCorp, our solutions generate a beacon of safety that we shine upon on the dangers of the day. No matter the obstacle - political, cultural, philosophical - we pursue our convictions around the globe to secure peace of mind at home. And when this requires bold new direction, we never allow doubt to shrink our duty. When your quality of life is in the balance, our leadership team will tip the scales.

Our products have elevated your lives. Our people have inspired your future. Our passion will always be at your side.

Our life-saving city defense initiative includes:
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The ED-209
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The XT-908

and coming soon, the RC-2000.
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The Ultimate blend of Human Resources and Robotic Engineering.

http://www.omnicorp.com/
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    ROBOCOP IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO FUCK YOU

    YOU'RE WRONG

    did they really change what OCP stands for

    omnicorp sounds dummmmmmb

    Buttlord on
  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    I feel compelled to go to Movienewz.com now.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    otherwise nice OP

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    moocow wrote: »
    I feel compelled to go to Movienewz.com now.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    MOVIENEWZ.COM HUH, BLANK

    HUH

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    That spoiler image needs fixing, Blank.

    Unless the goal is for me to visit Movienewz.com

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I did it, I visited Movienewz.com

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    a brief reminder that the man who made robocop so wonderful also directed starship troopers (which also rules)

    also!

    weller is now an art history professor and frontloads the first two weeks of classes to weed out the people who just want to take a class with robocop

    also!

    originally robocop was gonna move all serpentine and such until they got the actual suit and realized he could hardly move in it. they had to stop filming for a couple weeks so he could work with the mime again to work out how robocop would move

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    OMNICORP APOLOGIZES FOR ITS' BRIEF TECHNICAL HICCUP

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    man, what is wrong with omni consumer products?

    Also, that ED-209 looks too functional. fuck that.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    YES YES YES

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I am, however, slightly worried as to how RC-2000 will look.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I am, however, slightly worried as to how RC-2000 will look.

    a lot sleeker and more modern

    robocop OG was detroit steel, home grown, a fucking tank

    robocop 2012 is supposed to look much sleeker and i'm really looking forward to seeing how it moves

    hopefully they'll go with the original idea for OGcop

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    when will they make robert cop 4 though
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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I am, however, slightly worried as to how RC-2000 will look.

    a lot sleeker and more modern

    robocop OG was detroit steel, home grown, a fucking tank

    robocop 2012 is supposed to look much sleeker and i'm really looking forward to seeing how it moves

    hopefully they'll go with the original idea for OGcop


    Mmmmm, Olive Garden Cop.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I always thought his primary weakness was his inability to run.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I always thought his primary weakness was his inability to run.

    not even a weakness though

    it's like a slasher villain

    sure he can't run fast

    but he will catch you and it will hurt

    or he'll just shoot you in the dick. that's a thing that happens.

    fuck it, where's my robocop bluray

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I am more concerned with the STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT DOES IT MEEEAN

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I am also itching to see his new gun.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Aw man no more OCP

    Well I hope that the number two bad guy still WORKS FOR DICK JONES

    DICK JONES

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Aw man no more OCP

    Well I hope that the number two bad guy still WORKS FOR DICK JONES

    DICK JONES

    BITCHES LEAVE

    apparently verhoeven wasn't too clear on what "bitches" really meant

    thought it was just a word and not a cuss

    Buttlord on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Hmm, not sure why they'd ditch the OCP acronym

    Anyway, my bionic fingers are crossed that this won't be awful

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    more old franchises to be thrown into the remake mill

    MORE

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    OmniCorp sounds more overtly sinister than Omni Consumer Products.

    Which is unfortunate in a way.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Hopefully they'll show this at the dedication for the Robocop statue in Detroit.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Will he walk on water in this one

  • Helpless RockHelpless Rock Registered User regular
    This just makes me wish Better Off Ted was still on, weirdly enough.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8OKMlqxLs

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Will they have...

    ...the Robocop theme?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7rjLQuW2nQ

    TrippyJing on
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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Well this is gonna be directed by the guy who did the Elite Squad movies, which are supposedly really good.

    and the cast includes Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Laurie and Joel Kinnaman as Alex Murphy.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I am suddenly on board

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    So Samuel Jackson has to be playing Sergeant Warren Reed.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So Samuel Jackson has to be playing Sergeant Warren Reed.

    WE ARE NOT GOIN' ON A MOTHERFUCKIN STRIKE

    WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKIN PO-LICE

    kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda wish sam was playing robocop

    that'd be a great movie

    Buttlord on
  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So Samuel Jackson has to be playing Sergeant Warren Reed.

    WE ARE NOT GOIN' ON A MOTHERFUCKIN STRIKE

    WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKIN PO-LICE

    kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda wish sam was playing robocop

    that'd be a great movie

    And you will know my name is Murphy!

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Holy poop.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    OmniCorp sounds more overtly sinister than Omni Consumer Products.

    Which is unfortunate in a way.

    Yeah, Omni Consumer Products, you can hear that and believe people buy things from them without wondering "Wait. Are they secretly evil?"

    OmniCorp... is a dumb name.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    OmniCorp sounds fine

    you just think it sounds evil because you know they are evil

    It's no more sinister sounding than, like, Comcast or Exxon or other corporations

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
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    Safety. Conviction. Leadership.

    For a half-century, these words have set the framework upon which OmniCorp has aimed to build a brighter world.

    We don't do passive technology. At OmniCorp, our solutions generate a beacon of safety that we shine upon on the dangers of the day. No matter the obstacle - political, cultural, philosophical - we pursue our convictions around the globe to secure peace of mind at home. And when this requires bold new direction, we never allow doubt to shrink our duty. When your quality of life is in the balance, our leadership team will tip the scales.

    Our products have elevated your lives. Our people have inspired your future. Our passion will always be at your side.

    Our life-saving city defense initiative includes:
    ESOn1.png
    The ED-209
    wfEfj.jpg
    The XT-908

    and coming soon, the RC-2000.
    projects.png
    The Ultimate blend of Human Resources and Robotic Engineering.

    http://www.omnicorp.com/
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    :O

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