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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    fuck

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    the acid was secondary to the redline, but is still relevant to the experience as anyone who has done acid will tell you

    I didn't plan on dropping knowledge bombs on you.

    I'm constantly on substances while I post, if I told you every time you'd have actual cause to be annoyed

    as it stands I mentioned that I happen to be tripping balls at the moment

    but that doesn't mean you shouldn't realize you're on the internet and actually show everyone how little you keep saying you care

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Incidentally I did include "fucking best rendition" in that original written version but I thought you'd all disapprove.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    more deep thoughts by Jack "swordfights" Handy

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    the acid was secondary to the redline, but is still relevant to the experience as anyone who has done acid will tell you

    I didn't plan on dropping knowledge bombs on you.

    I'm constantly on substances while I post, if I told you every time you'd have actual cause to be annoyed

    as it stands I mentioned that I happen to be tripping balls at the moment

    but that doesn't mean you shouldn't realize you're on the internet and actually show everyone how little you keep saying you care

    cool

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Incidentally I did include "fucking best rendition" in that original written version but I thought you'd all disapprove.

    HOW GAUCHE

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    michigan weather is something

    below zero temperatures in winter, 90+ temps in summer

    there was a solid week of 100 degree weather this summer

    I lived by Detroit, near a lake. Never got to up north levels of cold in the winter (although it did get aggressively freezing) and had a nice little lake breeze all summer, scented with the sweet smell of fresh baked cookies and free health care from Canada
    i live in the SW, near a lake

    all that meant is that when it rains it stinks of fish
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I care exactly as much about Swordfights' acid as I do about whether it's raining 1,000 miles from me

    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    michigan weather is something

    below zero temperatures in winter, 90+ temps in summer

    there was a solid week of 100 degree weather this summer

    I lived by Detroit, near a lake. Never got to up north levels of cold in the winter (although it did get aggressively freezing) and had a nice little lake breeze all summer, scented with the sweet smell of fresh baked cookies and free health care from Canada
    i live in the SW, near a lake

    all that meant is that when it rains it stinks of fish

    Well 500 yards from the lake is far enough that I didn't feel comfortable saying ON the lake. So no, that's not all that meant. It also means I used to get a nice coating of fish flies on everything every July

    Sorry you're cranky about still living in a shitty state

    i meant for my area, not yours.

    WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE A DICK AND I'M SORRY SO TAKE THAT

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    You're a grown ass man who picks fights with teenagers on the internet

    I really don't feel like I'm the one being embarrassed here

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    I'm always down for a good acid story

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    who's fighting? I'm just pointing out you're being all, "dudes, I'm gonna robotrip!" teenager
    so, good job?
    you want a gold star?
    or, I could send you some kind of certificate making it official that we're "fighting" if that would make you feel morally superior

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I know you are!

    in fact i know of multiple people, on this forum, who would care!

    which is why I posted about it at all

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    You're a grown ass man who picks fights with teenagers on the internet

    I really don't feel like I'm the one being embarrassed here
    haha

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    next up, swords will yell at me that I'm not his real dad and I just don't understand him and then slam the door to his bedroom and sulk while he sketches in his Pee Chee

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    if he challenges you to a duel because of this disagreement then I suggest not choosing a sword as your weapon.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    HEY GUYS WHY DON'T WE ARGUE ABOUT WHAT WE ACTUALLY MEAN SOME MORE

    YEAH

    YEAH !!

    Indie Winter on
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Guys I just had a popsicle

    I'm so cold right now

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    who's fighting? I'm just pointing out you're being all, "dudes, I'm gonna robotrip!" teenager
    so, good job?
    you want a gold star?
    or, I could send you some kind of certificate making it official that we're "fighting" if that would make you feel morally superior

    We could have a discussion on why me being excited about acid is in no way less legitimate than you being excited about a new restaurant or recipe or any other number of things you do to enjoy yourself

    but it'd really bum out my trip so

    :bz

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    next up, swords will yell at me that I'm not his real dad and I just don't understand him and then slam the door to his bedroom and sulk while he sketches in his Pee Chee
    you existed before organic beings evolved genitalia so I mean you can't be his real dad

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'd like to rub your popsicle all over me

    to cool off, not as a sex thing you weirdo

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    next up, swords will yell at me that I'm not his real dad and I just don't understand him and then slam the door to his bedroom and sulk while he sketches in his Pee Chee

    Is this like... something you had before books? Like a clay tablet of some sort?

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Aw are you guys past this and now we're just making dismissive jokes

    okay I'm gonna go watch my movie

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    you go swords
    you fight the man by refusing to let me harsh your buzz

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I just mopped my kitchen floor which was a little past due.

    It's quite a bit better now.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    who's fighting? I'm just pointing out you're being all, "dudes, I'm gonna robotrip!" teenager
    so, good job?
    you want a gold star?
    or, I could send you some kind of certificate making it official that we're "fighting" if that would make you feel morally superior

    We could have a discussion on why me being excited about acid is in no way less legitimate than you being excited about a new restaurant or recipe or any other number of things you do to enjoy yourself

    but it'd really bum out my trip so

    :bz

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    you go swords
    you fight the man by refusing to let me harsh your buzz
    "I wrote:
    :bz

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    palimpsest perhaps?

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    That's a good post, good job self

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Yo, Swordfights is a cool dude.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2012
    Seriously wrote: »
    palimpsest perhaps?

    can't decide if that word's woody or tinny
    I'd say it's pretty woody, but it ends on a kind of tinny note

    Druhim on
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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    oh you know, I just remembered something strange I witnessed

    The entire movie 'Rubber'.

    I forced myself to sit through it.

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Yo, Swordfights is a cool dude.

    it's all good buddy, nobody is actually angry here

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Yo, Swordfights is a cool dude.

    it's all good buddy, nobody is actually angry here

    I know I'm just saying, bro.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    don't mess me around here liiya, I don't think I can fucking take it

    Look tell you what heres what we'll do.

    If we ever meet, and I get very drunk, I will sing you the best rendition of Autumn Days you will ever hear. There will be marching band style dance moves.

    But

    until then you must use your imagination.

    This is a good deal, Liiya is a lightweight.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    don't mess me around here liiya, I don't think I can fucking take it

    Look tell you what heres what we'll do.

    If we ever meet, and I get very drunk, I will sing you the best rendition of Autumn Days you will ever hear. There will be marching band style dance moves.

    But

    until then you must use your imagination.

    make it happen faq

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    oh you know, I just remembered something strange I witnessed

    The entire movie 'Rubber'.

    I forced myself to sit through it.

    it started out unique and then it got up its own ass and then it came out the other side again and I liked it

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That movie where David Caruso goes "FUCK YOU"

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    yes, 'up its own ass' is a very accurate way to describe it actually

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
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    MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    oh you know, I just remembered something strange I witnessed

    The entire movie 'Rubber'.

    I forced myself to sit through it.

    Because I am struggling to keep my eyes open right now, I thought you said "Flubber." Which is probably an equally bad movie.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    That movie where David Caruso goes "FUCK YOU"

    I was like 14 or 15? it was on late on one of those movie channels, probably showtime... I had been browsing through to get to skinimax.

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Aw I seem to recall liking Flubber.

    But I was young, and also dumb, and I generally have awful memory so I could be entirely wrong about liking it

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
    Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
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