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That's a New One, Blue Skies over Mars (Curiosity, not Total Recall)

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Plant some Martian weed, yo.
    I bet martian weed would be all... Fuckin... Crazy and shit.

    Yeah... YEAH.

    We have been over this

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    martian weed makes you sober

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Druhim wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    To terraform mars just crash a couple hundred thousand meteors into it, wait for that shit to cool off and bam, fresh planet.

    Hi. That's the thing that caused it have any manner of geologic activity in the first place.

    what?

    Yeah, no. Meteors didn't cause Mars' volcanoes and tectonic plates. I mean, sure impacts had some impact on the geology of the planet of course. But it's not what cause all or even most of its geologic activity.

    Clearly there were not enough impacts.

    Crash one of jupiter's moons in to that bitch

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    martian weed makes you sober

    No, it makes you knurd

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Sorry, I was thinking of a thing I read a while back suggesting that Mars had a more active core way back in the early solar system due to heat introduced by sustained impact events.

    In me not being silly news, dat antenna

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    Weaver on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I get what you meant now, and it's not completely wrong. But the same could be said of Earth. When both planets were hotter they were more geologically active.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Plant some Martian weed, yo.
    I bet martian weed would be all... Fuckin... Crazy and shit.

    Yeah... YEAH.

    Everybody knows Saturn is the stickiest planet

    got that Cronus kush

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, rotate on multiple axes for me baby

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    My friends and I, predictably, made all these jokes about Pandora when Avatar came out. Space drugs, man.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    so who wants to help a nonprofit buy Nicola Tesla's old laboratory and turn it into a museum?

    http://www.teslasciencecenter.org/

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    meh

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Rather have an Edison museum everyone knows Tesla just stole all Edison's ideas

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Better than a creationism museum

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Better than Hitler

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    better than zay you mean

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    There's an AMA over at reddit with a bunch of the curiosity engineers if anyone's interested, some fascinating tidbits (they're all living on martian time right now apparently- a day is 24 hours and 40 minutes long. They have to reset their alarms every day) :
    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ybmmh/we_are_engineers_and_scientists_on_the_mars/

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Pretty neat moveable panorama here.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19296006

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »

    pictures like this throw me into a looping cycle of "holy shit i can't believe that's a picture of mars"

    because holy mackerel look at that picture of mars.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    That's not a picture of mars, that's a picture taken fucking from mars.

    Holy shit!

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    No no

    It's a picture of mars taken from Mars

    !!!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Pfft.

    It's just a sound stage the built in a hanger...

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    OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Pfft.

    It's just a sound stage the built in a hanger...

    On mars

    orthanc
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Mars planes would be sweet.

    Or Mars Helicopters.

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    OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I hear the martian air force has been scrambled to find the cause of this incursion into their air space.

    orthanc
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Orthanc wrote: »
    I hear the martian air force has been scrambled to find the cause of this incursion into their air space.
    Martians!?!?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X2ALG9iGPg

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2012-247
    PASADENA, Calif. - NASA will host several media teleconferences and/or news conferences to provide Curiosity rover mission updates in the coming weeks.

    The next scheduled media telecons are: Tuesday, Aug. 21 and Thursday, Aug. 23, both at 10 a.m. PDT (1 p.m. EDT).

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Myspace angle

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Myspace angle
    :^:

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Here's something I'm still having trouble processing or comprehending:

    Sojourner had a mission profile of 1 month, and lasted 3.

    The Mars Exploration Rovers had a 3 month mision profile; Spirit lasted over 6 years, and Opportunity is at 8 years and counting.

    Curiosity's mission is planned to run for almost 2 years, but uses an RTG rather than solar power, so isn't subject to the same sort of heating/power cycle issues that have been the major causes of rover end-life events; the RTG has a minimum power life expectancy of 14 years, by which stage it will have dropped from 125 watts to 100 watts power, but could conceivably keep providing enough power to the rover for several decades. This is the same sort of power source that is still powering the Voyager probes at the edge of the Solar System, some 35 years since it was launched.

    The idea that I might be retired before Curiosity is; the possibility of it continuing to provide useful scientific analysis for 2 or 3 decades is just staggering to me. I mean, Opportunity is still going strong, but realistically I only expect to get another 3-4 years out of it; if it makes it another 8 years, I'll frankly be astounded. But the idea that Curiosity might just keep going and going until I'm old enough to have grandchildren; the idea that my own kids will live in a world where having a robot explorer on another planet is just the norm, that this might now be a constant, a permanent state of affairs... it's just another way in which the world has changed in the time I have been alive, like cellphones or the internet, and like them, it kinda snuck up on me and surprised me without me really noticing at the time when it happened.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Read this, because they're testing the wheels and getting ready for a proper drive.

    http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2012-254

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I love my mum's response to the Mars rovers

    "We need to find out how to get there ourselves so we can bring them home safely!"

    I think she's seen Wall-E a few too many times.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    She got really sad when I told her about that one rover which got stuck.

    To be fair so did I but I never expected such a response from my mum.

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Never ever show her that xkcd

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