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Skyrim: Now with realistic horse vaginas! Dragonborn DLC out 12/4.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    By the time I finished my vampire playthrough of daggerfall I must have killed something like 3000 guards.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I played a vampire character once, and it broke the main questline, because some court person didn't want to deal with me, and the quest to cure vampirism wouldn't progress, so I avoided it like the plague after that.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Also, Sara was going through a closet the other day and found my Daggerfall box with the foil artwork and was joking that she was going to hang it on the wall as art.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Well yes but there was never a time where said countries would just hand out cash because you asked nicely.

    edit: And you PINKY SWORE to pay them back eventually.

    Taking out loans and not paying them back was actually some kind of sport for people of power in the 16th century.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    In Oblivion I managed to contract vampirism pretty early on and then joined the gladiatorial fighting ring.

    So the fights would start and a screaming man would run out, start bursting into flames, kill his opponent as quickly as possible, and then scurry back into the barracks.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I'd watch that show

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    In Oblivion I managed to contract vampirism pretty early on and then joined the gladiatorial fighting ring.

    So the fights would start and a screaming man would run out, start bursting into flames, kill his opponent as quickly as possible, and then scurry back into the barracks.

    Aaand now I'm laughing audibly in a library. Thanks.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    picked this back up with the steam sale! I have a house outside Falkreath, but I would like to move because I have neighbors performing human sacrifices. also a giant keeps attacking my cow and that is plain rude

    also I modded the hell out of it before I even started. know what's awesome? an automatic crossbow. an automatic crossbow is awesome.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    can you recommend me some mods?

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    More Realistic Horse Anus is a must

    Improved Female Models too

    Sexy Beast Form/Vampire Form are pretty good for revitalizing the late game

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I've been doing daggerfall all wrong

    Make own class
    -rapid healing
    -regenerating health at all times
    -ban all armor
    -take hand to hand and dodge as primary skills
    -turn reaction speed to vey high

    Turn into the Hist Avenger, the Horror from Blackmarsh

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
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    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh my god I can't play a game with a real economy
    I barely understand the one I'm dealing with every day

    Listen I don't think you can like, take a loan for a million dollars from the Bank of France, leave France, then never have to worry about repaying that loan because France has no recourse.

    This economy is not real at all. It is just eminently exploitable.

    I think probably there was a time in actual history where not physically being in a country meant that country could not touch you

    roman polanski committed statutory rape decades ago so

    What roman polanski did doesn't require the qualifier of "statutory"

    Only France understands that sometimes artists drug and rape 13 year old girls, it is just a thing they do

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    can you recommend me some mods?

    well I mean, whaddya want?

    one mod that I really like that has no effect on the game is open face helms. no more robot guards

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    All the guards in my game are naked anyway

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    I love cloaks of skyrim, because it makes the guards have lore-friendly cloaks. Each hold has its own specific one.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    monsterror wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    can you recommend me some mods?

    Dance of Death
    Cloaks of Skyrim
    Immersive Armor
    A Quality World Map
    Enhanced Night Sky

    And if you aren't using SkyUI you obviously hate yourself.

    I'll add some of my favourites. These won't affect gameplay, just the world.

    Environment mods? Environment mods!

    Project Reality: Climates of Tamriel
    Skyrim Bigger Trees
    Skyrim Flora Overhaul

    These 3 mods are my absolute faves. I cannot imagine playing without them now, especially bigger trees has a huge impact. Around the Rift you actually feel like you're in an ancient forest, it is awesome.


    More varieties of monster - Skyrim Monster Mod
    Patch for the monster mod to remove non-lore friendly additions - SMM lore friendly
    More variety in horsies - Slof's Horses
    Better and more varied wildlife - SkyTEST Realistic Animals and Predators

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    Ugh, the beta for Elder Scrolls Online needs to happen like, now. I've been waiting patiently for entirely too long now.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I can't conceive of it not being terrible

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I don't use SkyUI cause I play with a controller, but it looks nice

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    SkyUI is nice, even if you use a controller. You just can't filter by keyword, is all.

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    holy shit @smof some of those things in the monster mod are fucking terrifying

    @monsterror I'll check it out tonight, then. keyword filtering is not a big priority

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    Also, my dad is on the dev team for ESO, so I've been hearing about all the stuff they haven't released yet. Should be a lot better than most people think, though.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    holy shit @smof some of those things in the monster mod are fucking terrifying

    @monsterror I'll check it out tonight, then. keyword filtering is not a big priority

    I wholeheartedly agree! Some of them make some scary-ass noises as well.

    It is pretty jarring the first time you run into something from that mod. They are designed a lot grosser than the vanilla monsters. Personally I think they're great.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I'm so glad my lock picking broke

    I hated that mini game

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    Aw I love lock picking.

    I should really look into skyrim for the PC, all these mods sound awesome. Maybe post-Christmas sales. Kind of like the Xbox otherwise though.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    So, I'm pretty excited to start a new game next week. By then I'll have a brand new motherboard, processor, SSD, and memory. I'm pretty certain that I'll be able to run it on at the very least significantly higher settings, if not max.

    What kind of make-your-game-pretty mods do you guys use?

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    monsterror wrote: »
    So, I'm pretty excited to start a new game next week. By then I'll have a brand new motherboard, processor, SSD, and memory. I'm pretty certain that I'll be able to run it on at the very least significantly higher settings, if not max.

    What kind of make-your-game-pretty mods do you guys use?

    I get super high and then play it on 360

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    yeah that'd do it

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    can you recommend me some mods?

    anything that says "clean" and "females" is a must

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    monsterror wrote: »
    Also, my dad is on the dev team for ESO, so I've been hearing about all the stuff they haven't released yet. Should be a lot better than most people think, though.

    Interesting.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    now before I stamp these papers, make sure this information is correct

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Ask your dad if they will allow prostitution mods in eso
    don't actually do this please

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    can you recommend me some mods?

    anything that says "clean" and "females" is a must

    "skimpy" "sexy" "revealing"

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    if it actually looked like something I want to play I could unfocus my eyes and not pay attention to the mishandling of the universe, but from the 10-15 minutes of gameplay footage I've seen elder scrolls online looks MMO as hell and bleh

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    ...clean? do I even want to know

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Also make sure you get the mod that gives all the horses realistic looking buttholes & vaginas

    Yes that really is a thing

    No there are no male horses

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I refuse to believe that is a real thing

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    yeah basically that 10 minute preview was damning for me

    it looks like it might be a decent MMO but it is most definitely a MMORPG and will innovate in exactly zero fucking ways

    so

    no thanks

    i don't like MMOs, and this is absolutely a MMO

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