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Skyrim: Now with realistic horse vaginas! Dragonborn DLC out 12/4.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    When asked by someone if the mod would be updated to have horse penises as well, the creator said someone else would have to do it because he obviously had no interest in doing so.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    an entire "horse fucking" skill tree

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    what does the constellation look like

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I love looking at the pervy mods just to see how bad it gets

    there is a mod where the first picture is a dude fucking a wolf

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    oh I was born under the steed alright

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    I love looking at the pervy mods just to see how bad it gets

    there is a mod where the first picture is a dude celebrating his monogamous and completely consenting relationship with a wolf

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I love looking at the pervy mods just to see how bad it gets

    there is a mod where the first picture is a dude celebrating his monogamous and completely consenting relationship with a wolf

    I tell you what, if it is nonconsensual that wolf is gonna let you know something quick

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    oh I was born under the steed alright

    This gets an awesome from me just for the pun

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    I refuse to believe that is a real thing

    nothing particularly NSFW but probably not something you want in your browser history at work: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/9279
    Version 0.3 improvements:

    - Fixed eye texture
    - Fixed seams on ass and mesh of that area
    - Fixed seams on vulva
    - New UVW alignment for all meshes
    - Better buttocks at vulva/ass region
    - Smoothed meshes
    - Texture sizes for 4096 and 2048
    - much rounder teats and udder, better textures

    this was inflicted on me a few months back and the only remaining joy in my life comes from subjecting other people to the same suffering

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Yeah, I am going to avoid that mod. Though, it would make my herd of horses slightly more realistic.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I'm of course aware, that many will find this mod strange, irritating, disgusting or whatever (and that will probably continue when it gets more sexyfied).
    Fortunately, I don't care :) I made this mod for my personal fun and I'm just sharing.

    Just in case anyone was telling themselves he was only doing it to make things more realistic

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Sorry that's still part of unreality.

    I will it to be so.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    is there a way to mod skyrim so everyone's face is that horse's vagina?

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Franko wrote: »
    is there a way to mod skyrim so everyone's face is that horse's vagina?

    yeah, it's the Classic Morrowind Faces mod

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    is there a way to mod skyrim so everyone's face is that horse's vagina?

    yeah, it's the Classic Morrowind Faces mod

    god DAMN

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    he's here all week, folks

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Stare into the abyss of skyrim horse vagina

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Gonna fuck me some horses later tonight

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    why oh why is there no bound shield spell

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    look man, you gunna ride that horse all dang day, you're gunna be lookin at it's backside, that's just playin the game

    you wanna do it lookin at some horsebutt all void of reality? like all smoothed over and pretending real butts ain't a thing like some kind of ken doll creep?

    weirdo. Gimmie dat labia 24/7

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    which is why I got this sick-ass tattoo on my collarbones

    CARPE CARNE

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    i don't even play any videogame where i can't stare at realistic horse anus

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    why oh why is there no bound shield spell

    Because then wards would be useless?

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    NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    Was just lookin for a simple armor mod and holy shit did I unknowingly gaze into the abyss. Fuckin skyrim nexus.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    But why would i use a ward when i could just use a regular ass shield?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Why use a regular-ass shield when you could just bend the forces of nature to be a shield for you

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    because shields are better

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    I wish wards were better but they aren't!

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Sword and board is fuckin rad in skyrim

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I have played pretty much every style except that one, I should probably get on that

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    This is what I have to say to your shields and wards
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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    every time i try to play something that isn't sword and board i somehow end up with a shield strapped to my arm anyway

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    skyrim thread is there a mod that removes the head requirement for all the matching set perks?

    I mean i guess i could abuse stats to hit super high armors anyway but i just wanna wear a circlet or maybe nothing but not have several perks in my armor skill tree rendered useless

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    the dragonbone warhammer is just the best

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    where is my realistic horse dickbutts mod skyrim community

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    skyrim thread is there a mod that removes the head requirement for all the matching set perks?

    I mean i guess i could abuse stats to hit super high armors anyway but i just wanna wear a circlet or maybe nothing but not have several perks in my armor skill tree rendered useless

    I know I saw one the other day but I can't find it right now.

    Edit: you could try this one.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    skyrim thread is there a mod that removes the head requirement for all the matching set perks?

    I mean i guess i could abuse stats to hit super high armors anyway but i just wanna wear a circlet or maybe nothing but not have several perks in my armor skill tree rendered useless
    if you happen to be using light armor, you can get the diadem of the savant at froki's shack

    it's a circlet that counts for light armor perks

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    I am using light armor this go round so i'll grab that for now.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    So I didn't really like Skyrim when it came out

    But that was because I played it the same way as Oblivion, which I also didn't like

    I picked it up on Black Friday and have found that playing as a sneaky archer is the True Way to enjoying this game

    Anyways, question: Lydia. Will she follow me around for the entire game if I let her? And she has no perma-death? Are there are other follower characters?

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