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Chicken Wangs and other food that makes you breathe fire

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    i once took 5 dollars

    and got 25 spicy nugs

    and we lived liked kings

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    the only boneless wing i'll eat are pizza hut's garlic parmesean

    i'll defend them to the death

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    more like pizza butt

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    i once took 5 dollars

    and got 25 spicy nugs

    and we lived liked kings

    And I'm proud to be an American

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I would like some wings.

    But there is a typhoon outside and we have no wings in the house.

    Truly a problem for the ages.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    These Herr's horseradish and cheddar chips are much spicier than I expected

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    I do love me some good wings. But challenge eating is dumb. Just give me some delicious wings. The geese can enjoy the dubious victory of shitting fire.

    Also, boneless wings are bullshit.

    100% on all counts!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I had hot wings today.

    They were good. Small, but tasty.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh cool I want some wings.

    Druhim, swing my Wingmaster's for me. You have 15 minutes to comply.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    i need delicious wings this week
    I will be hoping @Druhim or @Tonkka can recommend somewhere nearby to acquire them.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Yes, we know exactly the place.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2012
    Wingmasters isn't mindblowing, but they do good buffalo wings and have some other pretty good flavors as well, like their jerk wings. The wings are, of course, unbreaded. Otherwise we wouldn't be eating them.

    Also, they're in Ballard.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    One time when I was in the States I ate some hot wings and they put a photo of me on the wall. The wings were really hot and it wasn't an enjoyable experience The End

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh and I got a shirt too

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    One time when I was in the States I ate some hot wings and they put a photo of me on the wall. The wings were really hot and it wasn't an enjoyable experience The End
    This makes me want to see a version of Man vs. Food with someone from England or Australia participating in the most absurd American eating competitions and being shocked and disgusted with all of it.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    One time when I was in the States I ate some hot wings and they put a photo of me on the wall. The wings were really hot and it wasn't an enjoyable experience The End

    An exroommate of mine once posted a video to Facebook of her eating a super-hot hamburger and she only made it two bites into it before the tears started flowing and she couldn't go any farther. It was hilarious, I mean the damn thing was so spicy they gave her latex gloves to wear while holding it.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    didn't raneados used to go around and do all those "eat this ten pound burger!" challenges

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I tried a ghost pepper once. It was just a third of one, neutered into popper form.

    Dumbest food choice I've ever made in my life.

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    at my old job we made habenero salsa

    on a dare i ate one of the whole habeneros and welp wouldn't you know it my butt fell off

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i regularly eat phall

    my stomach is ironclad

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i regularly eat phall

    my stomach is ironclad

    Phaal is good times, I'll be cooking some soon with some scotch bonnets for kick

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i pretty much drink that indian mint yogurt alongside it

    with naan bread, mango chutney and poppadums

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Never had a phall.

    I've been hit or miss with Vindaloo's. Its rare that they get the balance right between heat and flavor.

    Guess what, if the food is too spicy you can't actually taste it then its not good food.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    back when I worked at Knott's Berry Farm, there was this asian dude named Kennedy who cooked at one of the employee cafeterias.

    Big dude, too. I was about six foot at the time and I remember him towering over me.

    Anyway, one of the items on the menu there was a spicy chicken burrito. For the hell of it, I ordered it one day.

    I could not finish it, because the entirety of my mouth, including my lips, were on fire.

    I didn't order the spicy chicken burrito again.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i much prefer madras to vindaloo

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    back when I worked at Knott's Berry Farm, there was this asian dude named Kennedy who cooked at one of the employee cafeterias.

    Big dude, too. I was about six foot at the time and I remember him towering over me.

    Anyway, one of the items on the menu there was a spicy chicken burrito. For the hell of it, I ordered it one day.

    I could not finish it, because the entirety of my mouth, including my lips, were on fire.

    I didn't order the spicy chicken burrito again.

    Wait... What does that guy have to do with the story? I'm not accusing you of being racist or anything. Did he make the burrito for you?

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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    back when I worked at Knott's Berry Farm, there was this asian dude named Kennedy who cooked at one of the employee cafeterias.

    Big dude, too. I was about six foot at the time and I remember him towering over me.

    Anyway, one of the items on the menu there was a spicy chicken burrito. For the hell of it, I ordered it one day.

    I could not finish it, because the entirety of my mouth, including my lips, were on fire.

    I didn't order the spicy chicken burrito again.

    Wait... What does that guy have to do with the story? I'm not accusing you of being racist or anything. Did he make the burrito for you?

    The burrito was his penis.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Ah, that old chestnut.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I've never had anything spicy.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    On a related note, I just learned about a pepper in trinidad that's being classified as the hottest in the world on the
    scoville scale and is as strong as military grade pepper spray

    they've been finding a new hottest pepper every few years it seems

    for awhile it was the bhut jalokia, an Indian chile

    they use it as elephant repellant

    about which there are so many things to love

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I live down the street from a place called the wing dome

    maybe I'll check that joint out tomorrow

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    But can it beat the Guatemalan Insanity pepper?

    http://youtu.be/0APBemFGUdU

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    bhut jalokia translates to "ghost pepper"

    which is pretty fuckin' boss

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That is probably one of the best simpsons clips ever by the way.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah that was a good episode

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    back when I worked at Knott's Berry Farm, there was this asian dude named Kennedy who cooked at one of the employee cafeterias.

    Big dude, too. I was about six foot at the time and I remember him towering over me.

    Anyway, one of the items on the menu there was a spicy chicken burrito. For the hell of it, I ordered it one day.

    I could not finish it, because the entirety of my mouth, including my lips, were on fire.

    I didn't order the spicy chicken burrito again.

    Wait... What does that guy have to do with the story? I'm not accusing you of being racist or anything. Did he make the burrito for you?

    He was the cook.

    I guess I didn't make that clear.

    For whatever reason he always stands out in my memory of that place, so I like to mention him. I guess that's a little weird.

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