My bichon was constantly eating chocolate. We couldn't stop him. He loved chocolate chip cookies and hershey's kisses and entire trays of brownies. It didn't help that he came from a long line of circus dogs and was basically what would happen if Harry Houdini turned into a small white dog and learned parkour.
My old lab, when she was about two years old, ate an entire pan of fudge my mom had tossed out back in the orchard because it had burned. She promptly vomited it all back up onto the new white carpet.
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I have lost sight of the hedgehog
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Probably found more gold rings on your neighbor's lawn.
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I got a bill from GoDaddy.com for $5. It was apparently for an auction service I never signed up for. They've been charging me this fee once a year for 7 years and I never noticed. Well, I hope they enjoyed their $35 because it'll be the last money they see from me. That email reminded me of what shitheels they are. Just spent 30 minutes transferring all of my domains away from them. Fuck GoDaddy. Fuck their pricing and their shitty website. Fuck their sleazy ass billing practices and fuck those awful commercials. Good bye!
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I found pictures of my bichon. They are microscopic because I think they are video stills off an ancient camera from the year of our lord two thousand two.
So his favorite toy was a full-sized soccer ball. He would dash at it, headbutt it, and chase it around, guiding it with his nose. He'd do this for hours, regardless of season. Here the ball seems to have gotten caught in some brush. Rather than claw at the ball directly, he has decided that he's going to uproot the plants.
Somehow he figured out how to carry it by ripping one patch just enough to create a handle. Just one patch. And he was always able to grab that one loose pentagon at a single glance, even when running at it full speed.
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I found pictures of my bichon. They are microscopic because I think they are video stills off an ancient camera from the year of our lord two thousand two.
So his favorite toy was a full-sized soccer ball. He would dash at it, headbutt it, and chase it around, guiding it with his nose. He'd do this for hours, regardless of season. Here the ball seems to have gotten caught in some brush. Rather than claw at the ball directly, he has decided that he's going to uproot the plants.
Somehow he figured out how to carry it by ripping one patch just enough to create a handle. Just one patch. And he was always able to grab that one loose pentagon at a single glance, even when running at it full speed.
That is so adorable!
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They're gonna decide whether they'll hire me for another year or if they've found someone else. Considering everyone is always super stressed at work and you only draw attention to yourself when something goes wrong I have no idea if they actually appreciate me working for them. Like, I got a lot of flak for sending out a faulty quotation that had to be fixed by someone else, but when I managed to convince several companies to work with us I heard absolutely nothing about it. My boss didn't even look up from his screen when I told him the company that makes all traffic lights and city lights in this swamp was gonna be a new customer. :?
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Yeah, I've said before that after having kids, stuff like that tends to hit like a ton of bricks.
It makes me wonder who wrote tye song, because it's tough as shit making something that sad without feeling over the top melodramatically manipulative, but it doesn't. It just feels straightforward, and honest, and sad.
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My old lab, when she was about two years old, ate an entire pan of fudge my mom had tossed out back in the orchard because it had burned. She promptly vomited it all back up onto the new white carpet.
You should totally grab it and make it do the skippydumptruck face.
Probably found more gold rings on your neighbor's lawn.
If they keep pushing the envelope, Superbowl XLVIII's commercial will be a naked woman plunging a godaddy.com vibrator into her hoohah for two minutes.
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1) Sell the iPhone my sister gave to me and use the proceeds to buy one from Verizon
Or
2) Keep the iPhone and go with a month-to-month plan
So his favorite toy was a full-sized soccer ball. He would dash at it, headbutt it, and chase it around, guiding it with his nose. He'd do this for hours, regardless of season. Here the ball seems to have gotten caught in some brush. Rather than claw at the ball directly, he has decided that he's going to uproot the plants.
Somehow he figured out how to carry it by ripping one patch just enough to create a handle. Just one patch. And he was always able to grab that one loose pentagon at a single glance, even when running at it full speed.
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Negative. I'd vote kitty.
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Look at this regal animal. How did he get there without a single footprint in the snow? Fucking ninja parkour dog, that's how.
And?
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They are the best dogs ever
Accept no substitutes.
Fuck. FUCK.
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This. This from last night is how.
We happily go along with all your goddamn wars, so I think I'm entitled to an opinion on what single-minded animal runs your government!
And this was the other day, our 7 month old schnauzer puppy figured out figured out how to hold two bully sticks in her mouth.
I may or may not be fired in 2 weeks time. :?
Why's that? What happened?
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I had to stop about half way through.
I'm at work. Can't really do that right now.
fucking garbage service
Yeah, I've said before that after having kids, stuff like that tends to hit like a ton of bricks.
It makes me wonder who wrote tye song, because it's tough as shit making something that sad without feeling over the top melodramatically manipulative, but it doesn't. It just feels straightforward, and honest, and sad.
--LeVar Burton