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Oathkeeper [chat]

Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLYT O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
edited September 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
Hey dudes so I'm going to use this chat OP to shamelessly promote my new project, a webcomic called Oathkeeper.

It's based off a campaign that Jacob ran for a couple of years.

"Your writing and characterization are solid." --Jacob

"Your shading is getting better." -- Pony

"This is pretty cool I guess." --My brother

http://www.oathkeepercomic.com/

Check it out, it updates on Thursdays and Sundays

You can buy the comic issues on Amazon for the Kindle or Kindle App (which is free) on your PC

If you've ever said you support my creative efforts you've better five bucks support it. Gotta pay dem bills!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009EX9ERY Purchase Oathkeeper Issue One (60 pages) here!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009F5250O Purchase Oathkeeper Issue Two (39 pages) here!

If you don't like superheroes or think my art sucks here's a kitty

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    It's sad straight dudes don't put things in their bums most of the time

    It feels so damn good

    Yeah it does.

    And now with that glimpse in to Quid's sex life for everyone I will look at Cass's comic.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Still stuck in classic rock related songs maze

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de7hzCzGV2g&feature=related

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    But bums are full of poop, Eddy.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Are we talking about butt stuff?

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    You know how Troy loves butt stuff, Cinders.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    But bums are full of poop, Eddy.

    But vaginas are full of blood

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I really am still very bitter about having read Ruins. "A sequel to Marvels, with Warren Ellis writting? That's gonna be awesome!"

    Except it wasn't awesome. It was anti-awesome. Utter shit.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    But bums are full of poop, Eddy.

    But vaginas are full of blood

    *puts down bong*

    yeah, i just like butts without actually liking buttholes.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I really am still very bitter about having read Ruins. "A sequel to Marvels, with Warren Ellis writting? That's gonna be awesome!"

    Except it wasn't awesome. It was anti-awesome. Utter shit.

    Ellis sucks occasionally, like every other writer. I couldn't get past his the first issue about a heroine spy operating in a fictional universe.

    Harry Dresden on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    You're going to run out of lonely island skits soon.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I just ate a grape, and I POST IN MY CHAT.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I've loved them since Just 2 Guyz so I can always go back in time.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    I am being very British/English today and talking/complaining about the weather.

    In my defence, it is fucking horrible out there.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    My electricity meter is faulty. Or I only used one unit in the last three months.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I don't really like buttholes. At best I'm tolerant of them.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I really am still very bitter about having read Ruins. "A sequel to Marvels, with Warren Ellis writting? That's gonna be awesome!"

    Except it wasn't awesome. It was anti-awesome. Utter shit.

    Ellis sucks occasionally, like every other writer. I couldn't get past his the first issue about a heroine spy operating in a fictional universe.

    This wasn't mere suck. This was him sucking and imagining everything in the MU having gone horribly wrong. Peter Parker didn't get super powers from that radioactive spider. He got cancer. Jean Grey ends up a street walker. It's terrible but only in the way a compent writer can achive.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Why would someone write a sequel to Marvels that sucks, Thom?

    I don't understand.

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Quid wrote: »
    Why would someone write a sequel to Marvels that sucks, Thom?

    I don't understand.

    $$$$$$$$$$$$

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I really am still very bitter about having read Ruins. "A sequel to Marvels, with Warren Ellis writting? That's gonna be awesome!"

    Except it wasn't awesome. It was anti-awesome. Utter shit.

    Ellis sucks occasionally, like every other writer. I couldn't get past his the first issue about a heroine spy operating in a fictional universe.

    This wasn't mere suck. This was him sucking and imagining everything in the MU having gone horribly wrong. Peter Parker didn't get super powers from that radioactive spider. He got cancer. Jean Grey ends up a street walker. It's terrible but only in the way a compent writer can achive.

    oh my god really

  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I don't really like buttholes. At best I'm tolerant of them.

    me neither, and hilariously, reading your post made me feel more validated in this

    "a gay agrees with me!"

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Hex is starting up on BBC America soon. Is this good?

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    once i put my finger up aaron's butt and i regretted it

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Installing Torchlight 2,

    steam says required disk area: 119 MB

    Surely you jest?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Why would someone write a sequel to Marvels that sucks, Thom?

    I don't understand.

    It was supposed to be a dark mirror image. And it is. Except Marvels is about awe and hope. Ruins is nothing but failure and dispair. The Kree and Captain Marvel dying of cancer in a desert reservation hell hole.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am being very British/English today and talking/complaining about the weather.

    In my defence, it is fucking horrible out there.

    Yeah it is. Winter Is Here. :D

    I'm not ready.

    Oh brilliant
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Warren Ellis has (or maybe had, I can't speak to what he may or may not be like today) weird personal issues about superheroes and as a hungry young writer from the UK (a place that has a reputation for cranking out edgy writers who turn staid American comics on their heads) he was pretty eager to make a name for himself by smashing some idols and cooking some sacred cows.

    It's just that Ruins was not a very good book. I think even he tends to agree.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Warren Ellis has (or maybe had, I can't speak to what he may or may not be like today) weird personal issues about superheroes and as a hungry young writer from the UK (a place that has a reputation for cranking out edgy writers who turn staid American comics on their heads) he was pretty eager to make a name for himself by smashing some idols and cooking some sacred cows.

    It's just that Ruins was not a very good book. I think even he tends to agree.

    He does to the point of having said that it being published was an error.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Jacob did you watch Dredd?[/plug]

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I'm going to see it this week with some friends.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Sheldon meets government agent Nick Fury, who attacks and almost shoots him, insisting that 'proved he was clean' and claiming that Captain America introduced him to cannibalism. They are interrupted by Jean Grey, here a prostitute, who offers herself to the two men for twenty dollars; but Fury shoots her dead and then kills himself.

    what the fuck

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I'm going to see it this week with some friends.

    :^:

    This post in association with the Anti Dredd Defamation League.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Sheldon meets government agent Nick Fury, who attacks and almost shoots him, insisting that 'proved he was clean' and claiming that Captain America introduced him to cannibalism. They are interrupted by Jean Grey, here a prostitute, who offers herself to the two men for twenty dollars; but Fury shoots her dead and then kills himself.

    what the fuck

    Yeah.

    And Jacob, you'll like Dredd.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Alright, bed time.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Sheldon meets government agent Nick Fury, who attacks and almost shoots him, insisting that 'proved he was clean' and claiming that Captain America introduced him to cannibalism. They are interrupted by Jean Grey, here a prostitute, who offers herself to the two men for twenty dollars; but Fury shoots her dead and then kills himself.

    what the fuck

    This sounds like a very juvenile interpretation of "dark and edgy".

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Sheldon meets government agent Nick Fury, who attacks and almost shoots him, insisting that 'proved he was clean' and claiming that Captain America introduced him to cannibalism. They are interrupted by Jean Grey, here a prostitute, who offers herself to the two men for twenty dollars; but Fury shoots her dead and then kills himself.

    what the fuck

    ...go on.

    Oh brilliant
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Sheldon meets government agent Nick Fury, who attacks and almost shoots him, insisting that 'proved he was clean' and claiming that Captain America introduced him to cannibalism. They are interrupted by Jean Grey, here a prostitute, who offers herself to the two men for twenty dollars; but Fury shoots her dead and then kills himself.

    what the fuck

    This sounds like a very juvenile interpretation of "dark and edgy".

    Parts of it are. The part with the Kree is actually pretty good but that just makes the rest so much worst by comparison.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Another job application is away.

    Now I need to wait for my potential references to be submitted to Interfolio before I can start the next lot of applications.

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