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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    take my scrote downtown

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Just got messaged by an attractive young woman. Oh hey...I'm moving to Washington. Fuck.

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Just got messaged by an attractive young woman. Oh hey...I'm moving to Washington. Fuck.

    I don't think you have to go that far, you could just not respond.

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    I did already! She told me she was in the ER for a kidney stone! I turned on the charm and said "Ouch!" The die has been cast!

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    So the first married woman I spoke of moved out. Came home to her husband and girlfriend chilling. I moved some boxes. Shit was awkward.

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    LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I did already! She told me she was in the ER for a kidney stone! I turned on the charm and said "Ouch!" The die has been cast!

    You're getting messages from ladies waiting for an operation?

    Well, which option to proceed with.

    Here's the vocabulary,
    surgeon
    scalpel
    gloves
    hole/whole (puns are allowed)
    ninja mask
    urethra
    table
    scrub




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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    The Game works both ways.

    Or maybe it doesn't.

    I haven't exactly read it.

    You should read it. I recommend it to everyone, male or female.

    Its a great story. It is not however a guide to pick up women. And if you think it is, you've got problems. Most importantly, you cannot follow the narrative of a piece of literature.

    Someone should probably tell Neil Strauss that.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Hang ten on my nuts

    cowabunga dude

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    What the hell is a negging
    Do you have any shoes?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    What the hell is a negging
    Do you have any shoes?

    "Oh wow, those shoes do NOT go with that outf...hm, you're not wearing shoes, huh. Well, let's get you out of that itchy pelt."

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Well we might go out drinking this weekend. Shit.

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    I was upfront about moving soon. Maybe penpals or a facebook friend, who knows

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    I am suprised this thread moved so slowly today I would blame mench though

    Um yeah talked to a girl last night while at lunch and found out she makes a living selling used panties

    I guess I am a bug light for perverts

    Brainleech on
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    maybe it's a good market

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    So what

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    HHey everybody get a load of this guy

    I bbet he even likes he prostate gland stimulated HA

    You disgust me

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    you got somethin against girls gettin that dough mr leech you think you too good for pantysellin?? you think you walked out of a life time movie and are going to die at the hands of your internet lover

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well it would be interesting she was cute

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    show me the meaning of true internet death

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    At least she was up front about her quirks, I guess.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Drew-B wrote: »
    At least she was up front about her quirks, I guess.

    Or it was a glimpse into the abyss

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    campion of course knows the location and current owner of every undergarment i have ever owned

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    Well, It'd be a deal breaker for me. Too messy.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    do you quiz him

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Well, It'd be a deal breaker for me. Too messy.

    how

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    wait nevermind i dont care

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    Oh I know, I'm so picky.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    there is nothing ownier than someone asking you to go out for a beer

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I'm not a prostitute but I can give you what you want

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i am so happy i chose not to use this avatar photo as my okc photo. OKC you are not such a garbage website after all

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well it depends on the area as it's the same crazy women on either OKC or PoF for me

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    I'm not a prostitute but I can give you what you want

    babompbabompbomp

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Happy ending!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I'm not a prostitute but I can give you what you want

    babompbabompbomp

    crwth how many flirty messages does it take to get you to stick your nose in my crack??

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i want your beard to tickle my taint

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    You should ask how much he is willing to pay

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    You should ask how much he is willing to pay

    i give the first sniff free

    after one hit of my crack he'll be begging me for more

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    <-- ~crack addict~

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    petcats_getpaid Sorry to bother you but I'm pretty dang confident chartreuse is not a color!!

    Also I think you are the only person alive who (apparently) likes the lone gunmen but not the x files?? What's the deal!!

    Fun fact the first time I accidently saw porno I was trying to find r Kelly's trapped in the closet music video but found something else entirely 39 minutes ago

    ohsewbuttons Chartreuse is definitely a color, it means green-yellow. Go to google and type it in if you're unsure or look at a color wheel........pigs fly on airplanes and chartreuse exists.

    I do like the X-Files, love it in fact -- how do you think I found out about The Lone Gunmen originally? Just because it's not listed on this free dating site profile doesn't mean I don't like it, nor does it fully represent all of my likes/interests.

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    I went on date number two with the second guy I met from OKC. It went well! I really like him so far.

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