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Let's Play: Becoming a Dad

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    BABY

    BABY

    BABY

    /smashes beer can on forehead

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Glad to hear things are progressing, albiet slowly!

    Is she gonna get an epidural?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Don't know, we'll see how it goes. So far she's been really painless, but once we're into it she's pretty wussy when it comes to pain so it's a possibility. We'd prefer to stay mobile and able to push properly, though, so we'd like to only go there if we need to.

    It'd be nice to get lucky at something in this pregnancy though. We'd be about due for something to break our way.

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    testsubject23testsubject23 King of No Sleep ZzzzzzzRegistered User regular
    Labour-inducing gel? That's quack science!

    I thought they just injected a boatload of oxytocin or progesterone or something. It's been a while since I've seen the videos.

    Also, the word "progesterone" looks like it should be the name of a type of soup.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Also, the word "progesterone" looks like it should be the name of a type of soup.

    wait, it's not?

    i uh...i gotta go.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Rachel really wanted to go all-natural for the birth but the pain got really bad she ended up opting for the epidural (though obvs not the narcotic stuff since that could affect the baby)

    It worked out well for her, I think. But yes, luck to you both! I hope I don't sound condescending a all!

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    my brother was born something ludicrous like 6 weeks premature and now he's a swole rugby playing teacher

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Don't worry if the birth doesn't go exactly as planned. I doubt it ever does. Like Mori, my wife wanted to go all natural, and ended up getting the epidural. She was happy for it though, since it gave her more time to concentrate on the experience instead of the pain.

    Syphyre on
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    @FIshman your ultimate challenge is completing your LP while next to your screaming wife while she's in labour

    make sure she angles the baby so it hits 'post reply' right as it comes out

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    Good luck! Hooray baby!!!

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I should have said it sooner, but congrats and I'm glad to hear things are progressing relatively smoothly, Fishman!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I'm thinking about you and jen down south of here!!

    best of luck, dude! everything should be all smooth and good!

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    have we started calling Jen Fishwife yet

    if not can we do that immediately

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Alright, monitoring all over and application of labour-inducing gel re-applied. We've gone from silent contractions every 7-8 minutes at the start of the morning to silent contractions every 5 minutes, althouhg Jen is saying she's beginning to feel a little something. We're about to shoot off and grab some lunch; nothing more is going to happen medically for another 3 hours.

    yeah that's what you think

    then

    *plasma weapons fire*

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    have we started calling Jen Fishwife yet

    if not can we do that immediately

    Yeah, actually, that used to be her title on her rarely used forum profile.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    aww

    I thought I was clever

    congratulations, by the way!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Good luck with the baby. i hear the first 10 years are the worst, and then it never gets better.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    So far, so good. Hooked back up to the machines now; probably about to break the water in the next 20 minutes or so.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Do you have the machine that goes bing in there?

    What about Jen? Is she in there?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Blake you jerk send me your address

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure one of these machines goes bing. I heard it earlier.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Tell her to walk it off and tell that kid to get a job

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Rachel really wanted to go all-natural for the birth but the pain got really bad she ended up opting for the epidural (though obvs not the narcotic stuff since that could affect the baby)

    It worked out well for her, I think. But yes, luck to you both! I hope I don't sound condescending a all!

    It was the tiredness that got me!!! I honestly believe I could've worked through the pain so long as I'd been able to continue standing but I was freaking EXHAUSTED. I had done six hours of housework and not slept in 36+ hours!!! I got the epidural to have a chance to sleep and then it turned out I'd gone through transition anyway and was ready to push, boo.

    I hope Jen's feeling a little more rested, Fishman! Wishing you all the very best! I certainly don't envy her right now and I hope you'll get to meet your son soon!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    (Hi janson!)

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Alright, we're up to contractions every 3ish minutes and the OB has broken her water. Jen's going to take a bath and possibly not get out again for several hours. I'm not sure how this works.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    Hooray fishman! Best wishes!

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Note: now that we're getting submerged in water, we can begin the 'Terror from the Deep' jokes.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    It is the natural environment for a fishbaby

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yay for getting to have a bath!!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Tell her to watch out for lobstermen

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I hope the kid doesn't come out as a merman


    those are terrifying

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I hope the kid doesn't come out as a merman


    those are terrifying

    Also, super disappointing.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    Epidurals are awesome

    I cannot agree with this statement enough.

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    WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    go Fishcouple and Fishbaby!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I tells ya.

    Take the epidural.

    But nobody listens to Munkus.

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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    Those are only for the mothers. Where's the fairness in this world, I ask you?


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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    We have the benefit of being in a newly rebuilt hospital, so our room is nice and spacious. There's a tub, and a twin shower, and a shower for the tub; swiss ball, ensuite, and enough room for 17 people if she wanted.


    Jen definitely doesn't want.

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