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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Nerd!

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    but

    but

    i cant drink beer because of gluten and oh fuck this is just making it worse

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Woooooooo

    Turns out I need to run all the year end closing procedures on our accounting system tonight :|

    And since we didn't get a chance to really look over all of our discontinued inventory items, they get to stick around in the damn system for another year since they can only be removed as part of the year-end process.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Woooooooo

    Turns out I need to run all the year end closing procedures on our accounting system tonight :|

    And since we didn't get a chance to really look over all of our discontinued inventory items, they get to stick around in the damn system for another year since they can only be removed as part of the year-end process.

    Nerd!

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    but

    but

    i cant drink beer because of gluten and oh fuck this is just making it worse

    the answer is shots

    @Sassori this man needs shots

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Our database almost never has out of print items removed from it. So even 10-year-old entries that have been re-released countless times will stick around to clutter up searches.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Our database almost never has out of print items removed from it. So even 10-year-old entries that have been re-released countless times will stick around to clutter up searches.

    hello yes are you my coworker are you super racist and awful

    Thankfully we purchased a utility tool that creates an 'Archive Company,' basically just a snapshot of the company database, then moves all records past X into it. Planning to do it in the next week or so and archive everything older than 2009 so we'll at least see some performance gains from that.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Our database almost never has out of print items removed from it. So even 10-year-old entries that have been re-released countless times will stick around to clutter up searches.

    hello yes are you my coworker are you super racist and awful

    Last time I checked, no. If you have working air-con and vending machines then we are probably not coworkers.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Electrical engineering. Thinking about going for it. And my research looks good so far. Anyone have any insight?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Going to work tomorrow after my five day weekend. I like the job but really enjoyed having those extra days with the wee ones.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Electrical engineering. Thinking about going for it. And my research looks good so far. Anyone have any insight?

    I work with a bunch of really really smart EE's and they always seem like they're having a blast

    And then they try to explain a one-line diagram to me and I don't get much past power in/power out

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    So the dang computer chip in my smartrip card stopped working and the process to get a new one involves mailing it in and waiting 3 weeks for a replacement, plus it's a crapshoot whether I get the money I already put in back in the new card. I think I had $150some dollars in there urgh. Stupid public transportation

    Did you not have your card registered?

    i did, but its still the same dang process. I have to have it registered for transportation reimbursment with my job, but i dunno if it tracks however much i had on there besides that. and now i have to deal with re-registering a new card blah

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Get the copper wiring #Pipe

    get it before someone else does

    A rule to live by: When in doubt, steal copper.

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    Yeah apparently that's a thing here in Texas. My service operates several 800mHz radio towers to provide for our communications. We were building a tower in a rural area and apparently someone hadn't told a copper thief that the power was connected. He cut into a high voltage line and fried himself into a crispy critter.

    Oh well, no sympathy. How about you just don't steal things - especially things connected to incredibly high voltage electricity.

    There's an idea.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    That's a thing everywhere really, not just Texas

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    TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    God, I really want to get moved into the corporate office and no longer run this agency.

    My corporate parents have been talking about creating a corporate training center/divsion and basically making me Asst. VP. Which would be awesome, because then I get a corporate American Express and much bigger office and travel and and...

    Biggest benefit would no longer have to work alongside cops and fire department and corrections and tackle violent guys on spice.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I'm currently wondering what my chances of getting an office job with day hours and decent pay would be. Hmm.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I'm currently wondering what my chances of getting an office job with day hours and decent pay would be. Hmm.

    finish your resume revisions and let's find out!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I'm currently wondering what my chances of getting an office job with day hours and decent pay would be. Hmm.

    finish your resume revisions and let's find out!

    I didn't have much to revise, just add! I'll send it to you when I get home from work.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    ok sounds good :3

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Also I should put my penis size and longest sex session time on there, right

    I mean employers look at that sort of thing, right

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also I should put my penis size and longest sex session time on there, right

    I mean neville looks at that sort of thing, right

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Man, do pornstars have resumes

    I imagine not

    But what would a pornstar resume look like

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    a compilation video and clinic records

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    yep

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, do pornstars have resumes

    I imagine not

    But what would a pornstar resume look like

    It's mostly an outline for the males.

    Only the true pros have multiple pages.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    well not a compilation video but "pick your favorite scenes you've appeared in" so close enough

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    l.a. porn so friendly

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I googled porn star resume about 15 minutes ago to find an answer to your post

    the short answer is i got kinda side tracked there and what did you ask again?

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    but

    but

    i cant drink beer because of gluten and oh fuck this is just making it worse

    the answer is shots

    @Sassori this man needs shots

    or cider!

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    cider shots

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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