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y2jake215

Dolph Lundgren

Stallone

Rowan Atkinson

The kid from 2 1/2 men

The maid from 2 1/2 men

Adam Sandler

Organichu

i miss james gandolfini

japan

Thomamelas wrote: »

japan wrote: »

I can't see Russell Crowe as a submarine captain, personally.

Russell Crowe with a beard.

He seems like the wrong kind of tough guy for a modern navy captain. Too much physicality, not enough presence.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Danny DeVito

Dennis Franz!

"Load up those fuckin' missiles or I will have your goddamn ass!

dlinfiniti

james earl jones

Bogart

This is an important question and some of you aren't taking it as seriously as it deserves.

I would have said Liam Neeson but I think he would relax into a growly voice and phone it in these days.

Thomamelas

japan wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

japan wrote: »

I can't see Russell Crowe as a submarine captain, personally.

Russell Crowe with a beard.

He seems like the wrong kind of tough guy for a modern navy captain. Too much physicality, not enough presence.

He can dial down the physicality and dial up the presence.

Bogart

dlinfiniti wrote: »

james earl jones

He is 112.

Sparvy

I don't know Bogart, you have listed a few people in their 70s. Not really what I have in mind when it comes to tough sub captains

y2jake215

Ralph Fiennes

Bogart

Sparvy wrote: »

I don't know Bogart, you have listed a few people in their 70s. Not really what I have in mind when it comes to tough sub captains

My mental image of guys like Nolte is probably out of date, yeah.

Thomamelas

Kelsey Grammer.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Real answer: Bruce Willis

japan

Vincent Cassel (assuming he can do the appropriate accent). Sean Bean.

Thomamelas

In all seriousness, you know could do it? Clooney.

AManFromEarth

Thomamelas wrote: »

Kelsey Grammer.

Bogart

I am going to take a bath and play with my submarines and when I say dive dive dive it will be in Sean Connery's voice.

ronya

Invading Byzantium.

Thomamelas

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

Kelsey Grammer.

I was thinking more

dlinfiniti

Bogart wrote: »

I am going to take a bath and play with my submarines and when I say dive dive dive it will be in Sean Connery's voice.

shuck it long and shuck it haaad trebek

davidsdurions

Hey, I'm actually kinda hyped for this 'merican football match. That's weird.

Thomamelas

Bogart wrote: »

I am going to take a bath and play with my submarines and when I say dive dive dive it will be in Sean Connery's voice.

Will you do the correct Scottish accent?

Sparvy

Thomamelas wrote: »

In all seriousness, you know could do it? Clooney.

I was thinking that but Bogart already shot down Tom Hanks so I didn't dare :oops:

Bogart

Thomamelas wrote: »

In all seriousness, you know could do it? Clooney.

I think you're right.

Thomamelas

Sparvy wrote: »

Thomamelas wrote: »

In all seriousness, you know could do it? Clooney.

I was thinking that but Bogart already shot down Tom Hanks so I didn't dare :oops:

I would cast Clooney in just about anything. But I'm also the guy who is surprised when people announces it's sexiest man and it's not Clooney. I may be biased.

Powerpuppies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc

Sparvy

Brad Pitt is also getting older, with the right make up I think he could fit.

Not sure he can play a true authority figure though, he is usually the loose cannon.

Bogart

Thomamelas wrote: »

Bogart wrote: »

I am going to take a bath and play with my submarines and when I say dive dive dive it will be in Sean Connery's voice.

Will you do the correct Scottish accent?

Of coursh.

Thomamelas

Also I know who could do it. Daniel Day Lewis. He'd do like three sub tours over the course of two years, spend six months talking to hundreds of sub captains and observing them.

ronya

Staging a quick blitz on Byzantium is actually turning out quite well! What the hell did he spend four hundred years of research on?

dlinfiniti

will smith

Thomamelas

dlinfiniti wrote: »

will smith

I'll allow it.

Feral

Leona is awesome if you have a good team and shit if you don't.

japan

Are there hundreds of sub captains?

RMS Oceanic

Thomamelas wrote: »

Also I know who could do it. Daniel Day Lewis. He'd do like three sub tours over the course of two years, spend six months talking to hundreds of sub captains and observing them.

"You see this periscope? I'm going to teach you to follow naval protocols with this fucking periscope!"

Bogart

Bruce McGill. In his sleep.

Sparvy

Well, talking about cold war movies Netflix here have Thirteen Days so I think I'll watch that now

japan

Nathan Fillion.

olololol

Thomamelas

japan wrote: »

Are there hundreds of sub captains?

We've got 71. I assume he'd speak to retired captains as well, and I'm sure he'd check with other navel services as well.

Bogart

Sparvy wrote: »

Well, talking about cold war movies Netflix here have Thirteen Days so I think I'll watch that now

It's a fine movie.