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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Episode 1 wrote:
    Because of a recession, successful seven-year-old Allen Gregory DeLongpre has been forced to attend elementary school. But because of his precociousness, he has difficulty fitting in. He becomes infatuated with school principal Judith Gottlieb.
    Episode 2 wrote:
    Allen Gregory attempts to make a sex tape with Principal Gottlieb.
    Allen Gregory was universally panned by critics, and is considered to be one of the worst animated television series to air on television.

    I need to see this show

    For science!

    It is sooooooooo bad man, you don't even know.

    So fucking bad, but beautiful in its own way. Like a retarded kitten getting eaten by a puppy.

    Lh96QHG.png
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    alternatively i will slip 4 grams into var's orange juice tomorrow morning and then use him like a stallion until his heart explodes in his chest

    honestly? I'm fine with this

    we could hang out, I'd feel awesome, and then it'd be over.

    I will enter this contract with you

    img017.jpg

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    override367Caveman PawsHonk
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    when he started running I cried

    wow

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudRear Admiral Choco
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    alternatively i will slip 4 grams into var's orange juice tomorrow morning and then use him like a stallion until his heart explodes in his chest

    honestly? I'm fine with this

    we could hang out, I'd feel awesome, and then it'd be over.

    I will enter this contract with you

    this is the movie species and i'm natasha henstridge

    i just need you to pump a baby in me then i will shove one of my spine-needles through your chest cavity

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Oh Shazkar


    \m/
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    Caveman PawsVariableCokebotleHonk
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Episode 1 wrote:
    Because of a recession, successful seven-year-old Allen Gregory DeLongpre has been forced to attend elementary school. But because of his precociousness, he has difficulty fitting in. He becomes infatuated with school principal Judith Gottlieb.
    Episode 2 wrote:
    Allen Gregory attempts to make a sex tape with Principal Gottlieb.
    Allen Gregory was universally panned by critics, and is considered to be one of the worst animated television series to air on television.

    I need to see this show

    For science!

    It is sooooooooo bad man, you don't even know.

    So fucking bad, but beautiful in its own way. Like a retarded kitten getting eaten by a puppy.

    yeeeeeeees

    this is exactly what I want

    I don't want mediocre TV like Two Broke Girls

    I want offensively bad TV

    I want to look at it and think "God, this will probably not even have a cult following on the internet"

    AManFromEarthVariable
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    Oh brilliant
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    because he wanted one.

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Episode 1 wrote:
    Because of a recession, successful seven-year-old Allen Gregory DeLongpre has been forced to attend elementary school. But because of his precociousness, he has difficulty fitting in. He becomes infatuated with school principal Judith Gottlieb.
    Episode 2 wrote:
    Allen Gregory attempts to make a sex tape with Principal Gottlieb.
    Allen Gregory was universally panned by critics, and is considered to be one of the worst animated television series to air on television.

    I need to see this show

    For science!

    It is sooooooooo bad man, you don't even know.

    So fucking bad, but beautiful in its own way. Like a retarded kitten getting eaten by a puppy.

    yeeeeeeees

    this is exactly what I want

    I don't want mediocre TV like Two Broke Girls

    I want offensively bad TV

    I want to look at it and think "God, this will probably not even have a cult following on the internet"

    Then you have found your show.

    Lh96QHG.png
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    The Jedi Order gives you a purple lightsaber after you nail 500 padawans

    So It Goes
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    I told you to stop, and never look back.

    Because purple is badass and ferocious.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    I told you to stop, and never look back.

    Because purple is badass and ferocious.

    That was totally going to be two posts, but thanks to the drafts feature you get them combined into one confusing non-sequitur.

    Echo
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Grocery tetris.

    grocerytetris.jpg

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    Caveman PawsHonk
  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    alternatively i will slip 4 grams into var's orange juice tomorrow morning and then use him like a stallion until his heart explodes in his chest

    honestly? I'm fine with this

    we could hang out, I'd feel awesome, and then it'd be over.

    I will enter this contract with you

    this is the movie species and i'm natasha henstridge

    i just need you to pump a baby in me then i will shove one of my spine-needles through your chest cavity
    werf it

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    humans working at a grocery store?

    nonsense

    it's robots now, robots that complain your shit isn't on the scale when it really is

    Caveman PawsJacobkosh
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    My discovering the wiki pages that detail the different light saber fencing styles made me take three big steps back from Star Wars fandom.

    I like ESB and Jedi, but, not if I run the risk of being mistaken for these poster children for birth control.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    humans working at a grocery store?

    nonsense

    it's robots now, robots that complain your shit isn't on the scale when it really is

    Please place your items in the bag.

    Please place your items in the bag.
    An associate will be with you shortly.

    Echooverride367Captain CarrotFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    because he wanted one.

    Sure but in universe?

    I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?

    Oh brilliant
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Welp, got refund and free tickets. Wish I could have seen the end.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    My discovering the wiki pages that detail the different light saber fencing styles made me take three big steps back from Star Wars fandom.

    I like ESB and Jedi, but, not if I run the risk of being mistaken for these poster children for birth control.

    I like Star Wars more than a person should. I enjoy almost all of the games, and love ESB and even RotJ.

    But good god is that a fandom I do not want to be in the depths of.

    My avatar shames me less than that would. Though to be fair it is clearly a kickass avatar.

    Dark Raven XAManFromEarthCaveman Paws
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Cat plops down on pile of papers. So much for cleaning the desk.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    There is an unknown item in the baggage area

    Gotta pull an Indiana Jones Temple of Doom Idol/pouch of sawdust switcheroo to avoid that damn message.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    And Chu will enter you with that contract

    SO LATE

    INTERNET BACK UP THO

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    Dark Raven XCaveman Paws
  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    There is an unknown item in the baggage area

    Gotta pull an Indiana Jones Temple of Doom Idol/pouch of sawdust switcheroo to avoid that damn message.

    bro that's Raiders

    bro

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    Sig%20-%20Wrestling4.png?dl=0
    Caveman PawsSo It Goes
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    because he wanted one.

    Sure but in universe?

    I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?

    Maybe it's actually a blacklight and he has kickass glow in the dark tattoos, so Yoda decided in his infinite wisdom that Windu should get it so he can throw sick lightsaber raves.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    because he wanted one.

    Sure but in universe?

    I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hurrikaine_crystal

    this is terrible lol

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    My discovering the wiki pages that detail the different light saber fencing styles made me take three big steps back from Star Wars fandom.

    I like ESB and Jedi, but, not if I run the risk of being mistaken for these poster children for birth control.

    I had a teacher in middle school tell me I should be put on birth control posters and packaging.

    Lh96QHG.png
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    There is an unknown item in the baggage area

    Gotta pull an Indiana Jones Temple of Doom Idol/pouch of sawdust switcheroo to avoid that damn message.

    bro that's Raiders

    bro

    I'm so ashamed in not even going to edit

    Good call!

    Variable
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    My discovering the wiki pages that detail the different light saber fencing styles made me take three big steps back from Star Wars fandom.

    I like ESB and Jedi, but, not if I run the risk of being mistaken for these poster children for birth control.

    toooooo laaaaaaaate

    Caveman Paws
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    because he wanted one.

    Sure but in universe?

    I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?

    Maybe it's actually a blacklight and he has kickass glow in the dark tattoos, so Yoda decided in his infinite wisdom that Windu should get it so he can throw sick lightsaber raves.

    Is Conan invited?

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    There is an unknown item in the baggage area

    Gotta pull an Indiana Jones Temple of Doom Idol/pouch of sawdust switcheroo to avoid that damn message.

    I love those self checkouts. I am super pissed the place near me does not have them. It didn't matter so much when I didn't have a job, but now it's either "Get groceries at like six thirty" or "don't get groceries."

    And apparently what the grocery store does is staff the lanes with a fraction of cashiers reciprocal to the hour, because they always have few enough lines that I have to wait twenty minutes.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
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    SHARK WEEK

    AManFromEarthVariable
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Hurrikaine

    Aaaaaaa. Nope, I'm out. Back to work for me.

    Oh brilliant
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Oooh just got a structure that really changes the rules of the game. Now time no longer passes when I harvest grain, which means I can get more turns of harvesting in per farming session. Looks like there is a similar structure for chickens, which means time would only pass while I was clearing the dud elements of trees and grass out.

    Also now I can get a gardener which means I means I need to harvest less grain in one go to get carrots.

    I fucking love carrots.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    My discovering the wiki pages that detail the different light saber fencing styles made me take three big steps back from Star Wars fandom.

    I like ESB and Jedi, but, not if I run the risk of being mistaken for these poster children for birth control.

    I had a teacher in middle school tell me I should be put on birth control posters and packaging.

    That teacher was me.

    And I wasn't wrong.

    AManFromEarth
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    in france they call it a lightsabre with cheese

    ...i'm sorry i am too tired to have this joke make sense

    think of it like i have handed you a box of humor lego, and assemble your own

    VariableShivahnCokebotle
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    The associate is never with you shortly

    the machine lies

    if it can lie how long before it learns to kill

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Woah Mace's lightsabering style was the most ferocious of the many, many different lightsaber fighting styles I'm sure we're all familiar with.

    But I'm still not seeing the in universe explaination for his unique purple lightsaber.

    because he wanted one.

    Sure but in universe?

    I can appreciate that he was a bad motherfucker Jedi but he ain't Yoda. Is this not-Yoda telling Yoda that he's the one getting the super special purple lightsaber?

    Maybe it's actually a blacklight and he has kickass glow in the dark tattoos, so Yoda decided in his infinite wisdom that Windu should get it so he can throw sick lightsaber raves.

    Is Conan invited?


    ...yes. Yes he is.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Hurrikaine

    Aaaaaaa. Nope, I'm out. Back to work for me.

    Everyone's not home in the evening?

    What time zone do you live in?

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Your good people AMFE

    I'm just mad at myself for messing up Indiana jones movie titles
    And being a horrible SW fan

    AManFromEarth
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